Who will win the 2022 Cheryl Kernot Award

[Ned_Flanders]

Lidia Thorpe

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[Donakebab]

Ned_Flanders can you please add Achy Blakey Heart to the poll. Thanks.

 

[PT Bar None]

Will we ever see someone go "full Kernot" again? That was such a delicious sequence of events that set up the melt:

• Was leader of a minor party
• A minor party whose main pitch was that they were not a major party (Keep the bastards honest)
• Had a root with an ALP minister
• Joined the ALP
• Given the arse by her constituents

What would be the modern day equivalent?

1. Pauline becoming a National after joining "Club Barnaby"?
2. Bandt becoming ALP after a mean girls hummer?

Shitshow Scomo responding after getting punted would be worth the price of admission, but won't happen

In the interest of balance, I could see Adam Bandt having a stream of rightous indignation in him should he get punted, but that won't happen either.

Whilst not eligible as not a sitting member, that Deves woman might give some gold when she loses.

Brings us back to Frydo, but I think he's more likely just to have a little weep than give us a "Kernot".

Great idea for a thread!

 

[Millky95]

I thought the lefties were the whiny, snowflake cucks?

I guess not...

The biggest snowflakes I know are actually RWNJs

 

[sataris]

The answer is clearly Jenny

 

[Tyberious Funk]

Brings us back to Frydo, but I think he's more likely just to have a little weep than give us a "Kernot".

IMHO, it's delicious anytime an entrenched member loses their seat after taking their electorate for granted. It was great to see John Howard lose his seat. It was great to see Tony Abbott lose his seat. And if it happens... it will be great to see Josh Frydenberg lose his seat.

But I reckon Tim Wilson is more likely to have a meltdown. Frydenberg is still a player in politics behind the scenes. If he loses his seat, I reckon he'll be well looked after. Wilson on the other hand... doesn't seem to have any redeeming features. I can just imagine reality setting in.... "OMG, I'm going to have to get a real job!!! In a real office. With NO PRAYER ROOM!"

 

[rank and file]

SRP board if Morrison gets up.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

SRP board if Morrison gets up.

FFS read the rules - its about a sitting poli who loses it and blames everyone bar themselves on the night

 

[Brad Goodman]

FFS read the rules - its about a sitting poli who loses it and blames everyone bar themselves on the night

Every time you write FFS I remember when I worked out you were Jon Ralph.

 

[Pie eyed]

Cheryl famously melted on live TV after losing her seat, blaming the ALP for her complete failure.

So who will provide us with that entertainment on Saturday night???

to win they have to:

1) have a complete implode

2) turn on their own

3) be the first to do it


my money is on Frydo, guy is an utter glass jaw

If there was even a slim chance there was a God I would be praying so hard that Dutton got rolled there would be smoke coming off my knees, but alas Queensland is chock full of morons, so i hold only small hpe.
If there was a God, Dutton would be struck down by lightening.

 

[Pie eyed]

SRP board if Morrison gets up.

Probably a riot or two in the street of Australia.

 

[rank and file]

FFS read the rules - its about a sitting poli who loses it and blames everyone bar themselves on the night

What are the odds!
I thought it was just a bit of fun

 

[Number37]

Ned_Flanders

Fiona Martin has managed to outdo Pauline Hanson in the racist stakes. A prime candidate to blame the Asians from Cabramatta for her defeat.

 

[rank and file]

Probably a riot or two in the street of Australia.

Doubt it,whe're not France.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Ned_Flanders

Fiona Martin has managed to outdo Pauline Hanson in the racist stakes. A prime candidate to blame the Asians from Cabramatta for her defeat.

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[Pie eyed]

Doubt it,whe're not France.

True.
Maybe a virus will get the shitstains?

 

[campbell]

If there was even a slim chance there was a God I would be praying so hard that Dutton got rolled there would be smoke coming off my knees, but alas Queensland is chock full of morons, so i hold only small hpe.
If there was a God, Dutton would be struck down by lightening.

ooiii, we are not all morons, honest.

 

[Pie eyed]

ooiii, we are not all morons, honest.

You are in a minority then.

 

[BruceFromBalnarring]

You are in a minority then.

True. Anastacia was re-elected.

 

[FredLeDeux]

The DLP Candidate for Balnarring

 

[Tyberious Funk]

ooiii, we are not all morons, honest.

Bob Katter says 'hi'

 

[campbell]

Bob Katter says 'hi'

yikes, stop it.

 

[BruceFromBalnarring]

The DLP Candidate for Balnarring

The DLP aren’t fielding a candidate in Balnarring, sadly.

I note, however, the ALP candidate goes by the name of Snowball.

I’m sure that is not Owellianly significant.

 

[GreyWind]

Won't be as exciting as a big name having a sook but Darren Bergwerf the cooker in Dunkley is sure to produce the goods come Saturday night.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Won't be as exciting as a big name having a sook but Darren Bergwerf the cooker in Dunkley is sure to produce the goods come Saturday night.

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