Player Watch #29: Will Phillips

[D23D]

As a bald man this is the best saying I've ever heard.

A bald mate told me once that his scalp was a solar panel for a sex machine.
And that he doesn’t waste testosterone making hair!

 

[Mr Lloyd Christmas]

Thanks for assuming it's already there to start with

Always here to help with sound advice Mr Nut! ; )

 

[roos_fanatic08]

A bald mate told me once that his scalp was a solar panel for a sex machine.
And that he doesn’t waste testosterone making hair!

Can confirm this is a fact.

 

[King Corey]

A bald mate told me once that his scalp was a solar panel for a sex machine.

Can confirm this is a fact.

You're personally vouching for D23D's mate's virility?

 

[Mr Lloyd Christmas]

You're personally vouching for D23D's mate's virility?

Just got out the hair clippers as we speak.

Totally unrelated to the above of course......

 

[King Corey]

Just got out the hair clippers as we speak.

Totally unrelated to the above of course......

Fancy yourself some roos_fanatic08 ?

 

[roos_fanatic08]

You're personally vouching for D23D's mate's virility?

Ha!

Just confirming that I too, have experienced the same symptoms when transitioning to the chrome dome

 

[Mr Lloyd Christmas]

Ha!

Just confirming that I too, have experienced the same symptoms when transitioning to the chrome dome

I suffer the opposite symptoms with or without hair.......

 

[Kanga Glory]

Needs a clear run at it with time on ball. I want to see the back pedaling (looking at you Corn)when he hits his straps

 

[blackshadow]

A bald mate told me once that his scalp was a solar panel for a sex machine.
And that he doesn’t waste testosterone making hair!

What happens at night or on these interminable grey/rainy days?

 

[benbanjo]

Hopefully this bloke takes it as an insult that he's been made into Chopped liver by many.

 

[King Corey]

What happens at night or on these interminable grey/rainy days?

They switch to batteries.

 

[D23D]

What happens at night or on these interminable grey/rainy days?

Internal lithium battery by ever ready!

 

[blackshadow]

They switch to batteries.

So literally the BoB?

 

[benbanjo]

So literally the BoB?

Butt orifice battery?

 

[blackshadow]

Butt orifice battery?

Whatever works for you.... NTTAWT

I was thinking the abbreviation a few female acquaintances have used... battery operated boyfriend

 

[Val Keating]

Hopefully this bloke takes it as an insult that he's been made into Chopped liver by many.

He‘d be frustrated for sure. Doesn’t strike me as the type that would be driven by outside noise. He’s self driven imo.

 

[Mr Lloyd Christmas]

Hopefully this bloke takes it as an insult that he's been made into Chopped liver by many.

Which is who?

The thread is overwhelmingly positive for Phillips.

 

[Val Keating]

Which is who?

The thread is overwhelmingly positive for Phillips.

The media.

 

[The Dingrel]

He is the polar opposite to JHF. Hardest worker at the club, meticulous in his preparation and a true leader. Can’t wait to see him get a clean run at it. Clarko will be frothing to use him in the Sam Mitchell role.

Reckon that's why he has the 29 on his back.

 

[ferball]

Which is who?

The thread is overwhelmingly positive for Phillips.

Will might want cream Corne at some point.

Few other media clowns as well I reckon.

 

[Hojuman]

 

[Hojuman]

As l said, we have 3 top 5 picks this year;
. 2
. 3
. 3

Who needs *** ?

 

[shinboner magic]

If Greenwood gets games before Will I won’t be a happy camper

 

[DarwinRoo]

Let’s just hope Will isn’t rushing or dragging.