Banter 2020-2021 Offseason offtopic chat thread

[Spazz Cat]

Like fair dinkum its his house he can do what he likes.

But... i wouldnt exactly want to go into that house. Think its tacky af

Yeah I know. We were like 20 though

 

[Shell]

Nah none of us ever whipped out out Blue Vein

Lmfaaaaaaaaao

 

[Shell]

Yeah I know. We were like 20 though

Fair enough

 

[Shell]

Its strange that what men do and dont do.

I cant think of anything worse than to watch some pr0n with a female mate. Or male mate that im not into sexually for that matter

 

[Spazz Cat]

Tad homoerotic

But whatever floats your cheese boat

It reminds me, one night we were bored sitting around and we Yeah let's steal a car! That'd be sick!
Then it turns out we didn't know how to steal a car so we walked to his Mums house and borrowed her Daewoo.
So we drove to Port Arlington and were Let's steal a boat! Yeah. Then we didn't know how to steal a boat.
So we just got hammered on the deck of this big fishing boat and fell asleep.
Boredom is not a good thing.

 

[Shell]

Wow. Borrowing a Daewoo. What a life of crime.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Its strange that what men do and dont do.

I cant think of anything worse than to watch some pr0n with a female mate. Or male mate that im not into sexually for that matter

It's more for fun. Not really to feel sex s**t or whatever.

 

[Shell]

Yeah girls wouldnt think its fun.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Wow. Borrowing a Daewoo. What a life of crime.

I know. It was a little blue hatch too. Hardened crims lol

 

[Shell]

I know. It was a little blue hatch too. Hardened crims lol

Does it go faster than 80km/h?

 

[Spazz Cat]

Yeah girls wouldnt think its fun.

I dunno. I've watched pr0n with girls before who were just friends.
Back when videos were a thing!

 

[Spazz Cat]

Does it go faster than 80km/h?

Yeah it was actually a nice car.

 

[Shell]

I dunno. I've watched pr0n with girls before who were just friends.
Back when videos were a thing!

Hmmmm. Weird af from my pov.

But again.. whatever floats ya cheese

 

[Spazz Cat]

Back in the day the Geelong News used to have this sort of lonely hearts column.
(I didn't have the internet) and I texted this girl who I got her number from it and I just said what are you doing?
And she goes I'm just bored and organising my pr0n collection!
What? You have that much pr0n you have to organise it?

 

[Down at K Park]

Show them an episode of Love Thy Neighbout.

Or even better, Til Death Us Do Part.

They would die if they ever saw love thy neighbour. It was just straight up racist af. But it went both ways. The white guy copped it just as much as the black guy. It was damn funny though.

 

[cats_09]

Back in the day the Geelong News used to have this sort of lonely hearts column.
(I didn't have the internet) and I texted this girl who I got her number from it and I just said what are you doing?
And she goes I'm just bored and organising my pr0n collection!
What? You have that much pr0n you have to organise it?

maybe that's why she was in the lonely hearts column - guys were jealous that her collection was bigger than theirs

 

[Partridge]

They would die if they ever saw love thy neighbour. It was just straight up racist af. But it went both ways. The white guy copped it just as much as the black guy. It was damn funny though.

It was a reflection of early 1970s Britain. That's half a century ago now. Every country has changed a hell of a lot since then.

The difference was people had a sense of humour then.

 

[cats_09]

Australia's newest political party?

 

[winty]

Australia's newest political party?

Good lord. It will probably be another One Nation.

 

[winty]

 

[winty]

Oh dear....



And it gets even worse for Rudy...

 

[cats_09]

The second article doesn't mean much though - read this about it the other day

Per the article;
"The group is a private professional association and revoking Giuliani's membership does not mean he would lose his law license."

 

[winty]

Had to laugh. Called a customer, and at the end of the call, I asked "Is there anything else I can help you with?" Customer replied "Well, not unless you can come and help me with the dishes."

Must admit, was a lot more original than the normal "You can give me the winning Tattslotto numbers" which is the usual "witty" response to that question.

 

[Shell]

Had to laugh. Called a customer, and at the end of the call, I asked "Is there anything else I can help you with?" Customer replied "Well, not unless you can come and help me with the dishes."

Must admit, was a lot more original than the normal "You can give me the winning Tattslotto numbers" which is the usual "witty" response to that question.

Got any more... overt answers? Esp from women

 

[Shell]

God I'm bored.


And im getting to that very weird stage of the "holidays" (cause im really not on holidays) where no day has a feel no more.

I srsly did not know what day it was today- when i was parking the car and it was like M-F 1 hour.. Sat/Sun different.