AFL Player #30: Nate Caddy

[VelvetSledge]

 

[Pweter]

A haiku must have
Seven syllables in the
Secondary line

If it were a haiku, however his was just a sentence posing as a random type of poem.

 

[Pweter]

OMG why is everyone posting screenshots that aren't in Dark mode?

Pretty sure to trigger you, and now that everyone knows it'll become a thing.

 

[brain taylor]

If it were a haiku, however his was just a sentence posing as a random type of poem.

i blame rupi kaur

 

[rumply]

 

[VelvetSledge]

how is that poetic? it’s doesn’t rhyme at all!

It's a MODERN poem ffs jmoo

It doesn't have to be good if it's modern

 

[ghostdog]

how is that poetic? it’s doesn’t rhyme at all!

Enjambment.
Know and love your poetry.

 

[ghostdog]

Pretty sure Nate Caddy rhymes with Josh Caddy

...and Big Daddy.

 

[ghostdog]

If it were a haiku, however his was just a sentence posing as a random type of poem.

Thread needs more sonnets tbh.

 

[carnthedons]

Thread needs more sonnets tbh.

Shall I compare Caddy to a summer’s day;
He be more bull and mid-forward etc

 

[Lore]

Thread needs more sonnets tbh.

ChatGPT can apparently turn anything into Shakespearean style poetry...

 

[ghostdog]

Shall I compare Caddy to a summer’s day;
He be more bull and mid-forward etc

ChatGPT can apparently turn anything into Shakespearean style poetry...

Ugh. If either of these two things happen I'll drink bleach

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

Hopefully his debut game won't be a Caddyshock to his system.

Speaking of which, I imagine this is how Caddy practices his goal kicking.

 

[Yoda_]

Yesssssss !!!!!

 

[Lance Uppercut]

A haiku must have
Seven syllables in the
Secondary line

which mine does

 

[Lance Uppercut]

If it were a haiku, however his was just a sentence posing as a random type of poem.

lol wat

 

[Pweter]

lol wat

I've forgotten everything I learned at school about poetry other than limericks, I was bored with work so decided to do some shit posting.

 

[DERO]

roses are red,
violets are blue
some poems rhyme
Nate Caddy is playing his first game

 

[brutus76]

When you get the ball Nate....... take it to it's home

Between the big two sticks and into the people

 

[mike ross]

 

[Maxabillions]

16 in the clip and one in the hole
Nate dog is about to make some bodies turn cold

 

[Duckworth]

Music from here....

 

[the PILL]

 

[The Donners]

when leaves fall as snow
and a dreaming giant stirs
a hero is born

Let me play along… <clears throat>

Time has arrived for our Nate Caddy
Let’s make it a win or he’ll be a saddy
Take a mark and kick a goal on debut
A loss however will feel really poo

 

[ghostdog]

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Future premiership forward pairing. Jonesy gets it.

 

[ghostdog]

Let me play along… <clears throat>

Time has arrived for our Nate Caddy
Let’s make it a win or he’ll be a saddy
Take a mark and kick a goal on debut
A loss however will feel really poo

A saddy