Chief's Fish Predicts the Finals

[Beerfish]

Hawthorn and Sydney?

Go home spirit fish you're drunk.

 

[The King!]

fish didn't save Tony Abbott

naughty fish

 

[Syd]

Everyone is fapping over the squiggle, and that only tipped one, this has tipped three times better this week. The fish must be god. Chief may I suggest bringing in a "Fishpole" and "Fish Forecaster".

Meh, I'll wait for the fish's Power Rankings Thread for the real scoop.

 

[Chief]

Hawthorn and Sydney?

Go home spirit fish you're drunk.

Drunk on the power of foresight!

 

[BlakeyNoFlakey]

If I was anybody reading this, I would mortgage my house for maximum beans and back the fish's picks with any of BigFooty's sponsoring bookies.

You'd be certifiable not to.

I'll be happy to bet your house on these predictions. For science, of course.

 

[PoppedCorn]

I thought the fish picked the dogs last week?

 

[The Falcon Strike]

I thought the fish picked the dogs last week?

The exception that proves the rule

Dont argue.. just surrender your will to an unexplainable, irrational power

 

[Percel]

 

[Roby]

Forgive me if I'm a little skeptical of this.. you could at least post a video of the pebble drops.

 

[PoppedCorn]

Exactly.
Fish could be roiding up too

Don't trust the fish
Not one bit.

 

[Rory Walkerfield]

Excellent, the fish picked against the crows last week too. Go fish!

 

[fool]

Excellent, the fish picked against the crows last week too. Go fish!

And if your mob get up against the hawks does it prove that the spirit fish has something against adelaide? A personal hatred that didn't end with death?

 

[Procrastinator35]

Forgive me if I'm a little skeptical of this.. you could at least post a video of the pebble drops.

Clearly, the pebbles are loaded....Much like their causal locomotive.

And who ever heard of a filter spontaneously igniting?....Unless it was a gefilte-fish.

 

[Chief]

I hope you have all been putting your hard-earned on the fish's predictions. It's power grows with every correct selection. It is unstoppable.

 

[Tas]

If we lose, I will blame your fish.

 

[Beerfish]

Drunk on the power of foresight!

North in trouble.

 

[Call Me Cake]

I always wondered what would happen if you put a fish in a tank full of 7up.

Just kidding.

 

[iBeng]

ALL HAIL THE FISH.

 

[Stereophonic]

Troll.

 

[Killer eagle]

so who do I put my hard earned on this week?

 

[BlakeyNoFlakey]

One of Chiefs kids tried to resuscitate the fish at least.....

Or maybe he murdered it.... Not sure.

 

[wally funk]

Not sure who's in danger of being eaten by who in that gif!

 

[Samthegun]

So what were the predictions? Great thread! LOL

 

[Samthegun]

One of Chiefs kids tried to resuscitate the fish at least.....

Or maybe he murdered it.... Not sure.

I feel sick...

 

[Tiger2709]

Each week in the AFL home and away season our fish has predicted all of the winning teams using a complicated selection system involving bubbles and aquarium gravel.

Now I am unveiling the fish to the world!

Or I would have, but the fish died last week. Here is a picture of it's empty tank after a week of neglect because I won't drag it outside and drain it.

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But death is a small obstacle in the scheme of the universe.

Each week, with the help of certain spirit guides in the form of Bombay Sapphire gin and Maker's Mark bourbon, I will commune with the fish's cosmic essence to discover it's tips for the AFL finals.

Come back to this thread each week for the amazing revelations from the spirit of the fish (whatever it's name was - I don't remember what the kids called it).

Was your fish called Montezuma by any chance?

Whenever our fish or Canary dies we just buy another and name it the same, no one remembers the difference after a few weeks, bit harder with the dog though.