Official Team Thread Coney Island Warriors - Season 30 Team Thread | Congratulations S30 Frankston Rover Medallists, harry000 & Tonga Bob!!

[pantskyle]

Thanks Doc, I still have no idea what’s happening, but it seems like fun, pretty sure my missus would agree with half of that sentiment!

Just do what I do.

 

[zackah]

Just do what I do.

When do I get my Doctor Colossus badge?

 

[pantskyle]

When do I get my Doctor Colossus badge?

I'm already thinking about a name change.

 

[Tonga Bob]

I'm already thinking about a name change.

You putting your pants back on?

 

[chelseacarlton]

Just do what I do.

I thought the bed was a bit crowded last night, keep the noise down next time, you’re making me feel inadequate mate!
And stop hogging the ******* doona.....

 

[pantskyle]

You putting your pants back on?

Nah. Think pants is dead forever.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Wazzas,

To celebrate Season 30 in style, this season we have commissioned a special commemorative kit recognising the 30th season of the Sweet FA competition.

This season, we will be sporting a re-imagined Warriors jumper featuring our very own unique, vintage style monogram.

The monogram will feature prominently across all three of our home, away and clash kits, with a smaller version to take the place of the club’s initials on the yoke. We have retained the shadow of the Whore Tree that represents the trees position at Van Cortlandt Park, overlooking our magnificent home ground.

We will also look to celebrate our beginnings as a club when the league celebrates what promises to be a very special Heritage Round in Round 15, as part of the league’s broader 30th season celebrations, with a re-imagined OFG Warriors kit.

Our new kit will be available for pre-order from the Wazzas Shop here at Van Cortlandt Park on July 27th.

zackah Doctor Colossus RelaxMax BEEG Dinsdale kdavva74 Tonga Bob Randomizor harry000 Freofalcon candiehappy Raveneyes Smoooothy iGNITER TubbsFarquhar NaturalDisaster Papa Juggs Frankston Rover Morganashlee BigJoeD_ Kabanna leobarryustar craffles DapperJong FootyGuy13 chelseacarlton

 

[harry000]

Wazzas,

To celebrate Season 30 in style, this season we have commissioned a special commemorative kit recognising the 30th season of the Sweet FA competition.

This season, we will be sporting a re-imagined Warriors jumper featuring our very own unique, vintage style monogram.

The monogram will feature prominently across all three of our home, away and clash kits, with a smaller version to take the place of the club’s initials on the yoke. We have retained the shadow of the Whore Tree that represents the trees position at Van Cortlandt Park, overlooking our magnificent home ground.

We will also look to celebrate our beginnings as a club when the league celebrates what promises to be a very special Heritage Round in Round 15, as part of the league’s broader 30th season celebrations, with a re-imagined OFG Warriors kit.

Our new kit will be available for pre-order from the Wazzas Shop here at Van Cortlandt Park on July 27th.

zackah Doctor Colossus RelaxMax BEEG Dinsdale kdavva74 Tonga Bob Randomizor harry000 Freofalcon candiehappy Raveneyes Smoooothy iGNITER TubbsFarquhar NaturalDisaster Papa Juggs Frankston Rover Morganashlee BigJoeD_ Kabanna leobarryustar craffles DapperJong FootyGuy13 chelseacarlton

Delicious.
Did you get extra stock in my number this year? The kids were disappointed when they ended up with a zackah jumper after mine sold out last season.

 

[chelseacarlton]

I will snag 5 from the boundary, left foot.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

zackah Doctor Colossus RelaxMax BEEG Dinsdale kdavva74 Tonga Bob Randomizor harry000 Freofalcon candiehappy Raveneyes Smoooothy iGNITER TubbsFarquhar NaturalDisaster Papa Juggs Frankston Rover Morganashlee BigJoeD_ Kabanna leobarryustar craffles DapperJong FootyGuy13 chelseacarlton


Pre season scratchie is on now.

It's my Persimmons XX vs Doctor Colossus and his Oranges XX, as we face off intra club style this weekend to blow out the cobwebs ahead of our first S30 clash against the East Side Hawks kicking off this Tuesday.

To our rookies chelseacarlton and FootyGuy13, welcome to qooty, hope you enjoy your first competitive hit out.

You may now commence with the shitposting.


Persimmons XX

B: David Schwarz -- Morganashlee -- RedVest4
HB: Smoooothy -- Frankston Rover -- Norm Landrover
C: Tonga Bob -- FootyGuy13 -- TubbsFarquhar
HF: candiehappy -- leobarryustar -- craffles
F: Papa Juggs -- NaturalDisaster -- CM9000
Foll: RelaxMax -- harry000 -- TheInjuryFactory (c)
Int: Reginald Perrin -- Moo


Oranges XX

B: toxic -- Wooshette -- Jazny
HB: DapperJong -- Kabanna -- invinciBlues
C: Randomizor -- chelseacarlton -- kdavva74
HF: Freofalcon -- Raveneyes -- zackah
F: BigJoeD_ -- BEEG -- El Dubya
Foll: iGNITER -- Doctor Colossus (c) -- Dinsdale
Int: Percel -- OrdinaryJoel​

 

[pantskyle]

zackah Doctor Colossus RelaxMax BEEG Dinsdale kdavva74 Tonga Bob Randomizor harry000 Freofalcon candiehappy Raveneyes Smoooothy iGNITER TubbsFarquhar NaturalDisaster Papa Juggs Frankston Rover Morganashlee BigJoeD_ Kabanna leobarryustar craffles DapperJong FootyGuy13 chelseacarlton


Pre season scratchie is on now.

It's my Persimmons XX vs Doctor Colossus and his Oranges XX, as we face off intra club style this weekend to blow out the cobwebs ahead of our first S30 clash against the East Side Hawks kicking off this Tuesday.

To our rookies chelseacarlton and FootyGuy13, welcome to qooty, hope you enjoy your first competitive hit out.

You may now commence with the shitposting.


Persimmons XX

B: David Schwarz -- Morganashlee -- RedVest4
HB: Smoooothy -- Frankston Rover -- Norm Landrover
C: Tonga Bob -- FootyGuy13 -- TubbsFarquhar
HF: candiehappy -- leobarryustar -- craffles
F: Papa Juggs -- NaturalDisaster -- CM9000
Foll: RelaxMax -- harry000 -- TheInjuryFactory (c)
Int: Reginald Perrin -- Moo


Oranges XX

B: toxic -- Wooshette -- Jazny
HB: DapperJong -- Kabanna -- invinciBlues
C: Randomizor -- chelseacarlton -- kdavva74
HF: Freofalcon -- Raveneyes -- zackah
F: BigJoeD_ -- BEEG -- El Dubya
Foll: iGNITER -- Doctor Colossus (c) -- Dinsdale
Int: Percel -- OrdinaryJoel​

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Who are these spuds we are playing?

 

[Raveneyes]

zackah Doctor Colossus RelaxMax BEEG Dinsdale kdavva74 Tonga Bob Randomizor harry000 Freofalcon candiehappy Raveneyes Smoooothy iGNITER TubbsFarquhar NaturalDisaster Papa Juggs Frankston Rover Morganashlee BigJoeD_ Kabanna leobarryustar craffles DapperJong FootyGuy13 chelseacarlton


Pre season scratchie is on now.

It's my Persimmons XX vs Doctor Colossus and his Oranges XX, as we face off intra club style this weekend to blow out the cobwebs ahead of our first S30 clash against the East Side Hawks kicking off this Tuesday.

To our rookies chelseacarlton and FootyGuy13, welcome to qooty, hope you enjoy your first competitive hit out.

You may now commence with the shitposting.


Persimmons XX

B: David Schwarz -- Morganashlee -- RedVest4
HB: Smoooothy -- Frankston Rover -- Norm Landrover
C: Tonga Bob -- FootyGuy13 -- TubbsFarquhar
HF: candiehappy -- leobarryustar -- craffles
F: Papa Juggs -- NaturalDisaster -- CM9000
Foll: RelaxMax -- harry000 -- TheInjuryFactory (c)
Int: Reginald Perrin -- Moo


Oranges XX

B: toxic -- Wooshette -- Jazny
HB: DapperJong -- Kabanna -- invinciBlues
C: Randomizor -- chelseacarlton -- kdavva74
HF: Freofalcon -- Raveneyes -- zackah
F: BigJoeD_ -- BEEG -- El Dubya
Foll: iGNITER -- Doctor Colossus (c) -- Dinsdale
Int: Percel -- OrdinaryJoel​

After cutting the oranges most of last season, it's an omen that I line up in the spine for the Oranges XX.
Funnily enough, I also have orange hands and an orange weiner! (Perhaps I should stop eating Twisties while watching pr0n).

Prepare for a Travis Cloke style performance (13 marks, 2 goals 8 behinds).

Up the O's!!!!

 

[Dav]

PERSIMMONS STINK

 

[chelseacarlton]

I’m on FootyGuy13, are they ******* serious?
I’ll carve him up and be eating his gizzards before quarter time, with or without a lovely little drop of Morningtons best single vineyard Pinot.
That’s like putting Brandon Ellis on Tony mutha *en Lockett.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

PERSIMMONS STINK

Perhaps, but we are high in antioxidants.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

After cutting the oranges most of last season, it's an omen that I line up in the spine for the Oranges XX.
Funnily enough, I also have orange hands and an orange weiner! (Perhaps I should stop eating Twisties while watching pr0n).

Prepare for a Travis Cloke style performance (13 marks, 2 goals 8 behinds).

Up the O's!!!!

I fear your Oranges are about to be pulled apart by our bare hands.

 

[FootyGuy13]

What's a persimmon and why is it suddenly way better than a boring orange?

Persimmons XX

B: David Schwarz -- Morganashlee -- RedVest4
HB: Smoooothy -- Frankston Rover -- Norm Landrover
C: Tonga Bob -- FootyGuy13 -- TubbsFarquhar
HF: candiehappy -- leobarryustar -- craffles
F: Papa Juggs -- NaturalDisaster -- CM9000
Foll: RelaxMax -- harry000 -- TheInjuryFactory (c)
Int: Reginald Perrin -- Moo​

I except the challenge of being the meat in an All-Star studded sandwich, whom ever may be my first worthy opponent?

I’m on FootyGuy13, are they ******* serious?
I’ll carve him up and be eating his gizzards before quarter time, with or without a lovely little drop of Morningtons best single vineyard Pinot.
That’s like putting Brandon Ellis on Tony mutha fu**en Lockett.

Well, if we're gonna start taking about AFL in here, shows how good Carlton is when you have to use a Saint as your example, also Pinot? I don't even drink beverages and I know that rosé is the best wine.

 

[chelseacarlton]

After cutting the oranges most of last season, it's an omen that I line up in the spine for the Oranges XX.
Funnily enough, I also have orange hands and an orange weiner! (Perhaps I should stop eating Twisties while watching pr0n).

Prepare for a Travis Cloke style performance (13 marks, 2 goals 8 behinds).

Up the O's!!!!

I always pictured you as a pith and pip man, man.

 

[Dav]

I except the challenge of being the meat in an All-Star studded sandwich, whom ever may be may first worthy opponent?

Those ******* Orange campaigners

 

[chelseacarlton]

What's a persimmon and why is it suddenly way better than a boring orange?

I except the challenge of being the meat in an All-Star studded sandwich, whom ever may be may first worthy opponent?


Well, if we're gonna start taking about AFL in here, shows how good Carlton is when you have to use a Saint as your example, also Pinot? I don't even drink beverages and I know that rosé is the best wine.

You don’t drink beverages, but you know Rosé is the best wine, you wouldn’t even pass WSET 1 if you had the answers in front of you, much like Trump knows a picture of an elephant is rhino.

 

[FootyGuy13]

You don’t drink beverages, but you know Rosé is the best wine, you wouldn’t even pass WSET 1 if you had the answers in front of you, much like Trump knows a picture of an elephant is rhino.

... I can see why you're Team Orange...

TIF, is this really the best you can find on Bay 13?

 

[harry000]

Playing me on Doctor Colossus ... the league isn’t ready for that. Even if it is just a scratch match.

 

[pantskyle]

Playing me on Doctor Colossus ... the league isn’t ready for that. Even if it is just a scratch match.

We'll end up 69ing each other.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]