Apparently you can fit all the other planets in the distance from Earth to the moon. Not sure what that would do to the tides though.
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Apparently you can fit all the other planets in the distance from Earth to the moon. Not sure what that would do to the tides though.
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Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader are sitting around the tree one Christmas Eve.
DV (in a rasping voice): "Luke, I have some terrible news to tell you."
LS: "What is it father?"
DV: "Are you sure you want to me to tell you? You will be better off not knowing."
LS: "Yes, tell me father. Tell me all of it. I want to know."
DV: "Ok, if you insist."
DV: (laboured breathing while he pauses for a minute or so)
DV: "Luke, I know what you are getting for Christmas."
LS: "Really, father? How could you possibly know that?"
DV: "I have felt your presents."
DV (in a rasping voice): "Luke, I have some terrible news to tell you."
LS: "What is it father?"
DV: "Are you sure you want to me to tell you? You will be better off not knowing."
LS: "Yes, tell me father. Tell me all of it. I want to know."
DV: "Ok, if you insist."
DV: (laboured breathing while he pauses for a minute or so)
DV: "Luke, I know what you are getting for Christmas."
LS: "Really, father? How could you possibly know that?"
DV: "I have felt your presents."
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