Official Team Thread Dragons FFC S25 Official Team Thread - #breathefire - Congratulations Blaze Storm! S25 BnF winner

[Hatchy1992]

Dragons FFC Established: Season 08
(formed through absorption of Southern Sharks by Dragons FC at start of Season 08)
Home Ground: Dragon Island
Colours: Green, Black & White
Premierships: 1 (Season 19)
Minor Premierships: 3 (Season 05, Season 10 & Season 14)
Season 25 Leadership Group: Hatchy1992 (c), Blaze Storm (c), WFL, Cammo6556, Pie 4 Life, Phenomenal V1.

Mobbenfuhrer Medallists: Rooboy_74 (Season 07), Ljp86 (Seasons 08 & 10)
EKA Medallists: Zainta (Season 10), WAG (Season 13), The Half Back (Season 14)
Frankston Rover Medallists: Danoz (Season 19 & 21), Ljp86 (Seasons 12 & 20), hate (Season 23)
TFLUA-Tiger Medallists: WAG (Season 14), Hate (Season 20)
Fred Medallists (Formerly Alf Andrews): okeydoke7 (Season 11), Hatchy1992 (Season 24)

Dragons Hall of Fame Inductees:
Ljp86 (Inducted S23)
Pie 4 Life (Inducted S23)

Official season 25 Dragons FFC squad

Currently 23/27
1. (4) A Swallow
2. (17) AmericanCrow
3. (5) Blaze Storm (C)
4. (100) cammo6556 (Leadership group)
5. (14) chefmeister
6. (18) Daniel1812
7. (??) Danoz
8. (22) Determinant
9. (32) Hatchy1992 (C)
10. (99) iBeng
11. (3) Jatz
12. (20) Knifey Spoony
13. (69) Ljp86
14. (8) mike123
15. (30) Mooresome
16. (10) Only Forwards
17. (25) PhenomenalV1 (Leadership group)
18. (7) Pie 4 Life (Leadership group)
19. (57) Scorpus
20. (15) The Half Back
21. (44) vanders
22. (41) VSTone
23. (26) WFL (leadership group)

Ins: PhenomenalV1 (Bombers), mike123 (Roys FFC), Danoz (Hawks)
Outs: Hate, caddyshack, Event Horizon, Spanna_

 

[Hatchy1992]

SFA Season 25 Official Premiership Fixture

Round One - 4 February 2018 (Opening Round & Heritage Round)

Baghdad Bombers vs Roys FFC at Abdu Prison
Mount Buller Demons vs West Coast Wonders at Snow Dome
Fighting Furies vs Coney Island Warriors at rfctigerarmy's hippodrome
East Side Hawks vs Gumbies FFC at Waverley Park
Las Vegas Bears vs Dragons FFC at The Stadium in the Sky
Sin City Swamprats vs Gold City Royals at Underground Stadium


Round Two - 11 February 2018

Coney Island Warriors vs Gold City Royals at Van Cortlandt Park
Dragons FFC vs Gumbies FFC at Dragon Island
East Side Hawks vs Baghdad Bombers at Waverley Park
Roys FFC vs Las Vegas Bears at Brunswick Junction Oval
West Coast Wonders vs Sin City Swamprats at The Colosseum
Fighting Furies vs Mount Buller Demons at Punt Road


Round Three - 18 February 2018

Mount Buller Demons vs Roys FFC at Punt Road
Sin City Swamprats vs Baghdad Bombers at Underground Stadium
Dragons FFC vs East Side Hawks at Dragon Island
Gold City Royals vs West Coast Wonders at The Golden Throne
Gumbies FFC vs Fighting Furies at The Lair
Las Vegas Bears vs Coney Island Warriors at The Stadium in the Sky


Round Four - 25 February 2018

Fighting Furies vs Dragons FFC at rfctigerarmy's hippodrome
Gold City Royals vs East Side Hawks at The Golden Throne
Gumbies FFC vs West Coast Wonders at The Lair
Roys FFC vs Sin City Swamprats at Brunswick Junction Oval
Baghdad Bombers vs Las Vegas Bears at Abdu Prison
Coney Island Warriors vs Mount Buller Demons at Van Cortlandt Park


Round Five - 4 March 2018

Las Vegas Bears vs Sin City Swamprats at The Stadium in the Sky
West Coast Wonders vs Roys FFC at The Colosseum
Coney Island Warriors vs Gumbies FFC at Van Cortlandt Park
Mount Buller Demons vs Baghdad Bombers at Snow Dome
Dragons FFC vs Gold City Royals at Dragon Island
East Side Hawks vs Fighting Furies at Waverley Park


Round Six - 11 March 2018

Baghdad Bombers vs West Coast Wonders at Abdu Prison
Coney Island Warriors vs Roys FFC at Van Cortlandt Park
Mount Buller Demons vs Dragons FFC at Snow Dome
Fighting Furies vs Las Vegas Bears at rfctigerarmy's hippodrome
Gold City Royals vs Gumbies FFC at The Golden Throne
Sin City Swamprats vs East Side Hawks at Underground Stadium


Round Seven - 18 March 2018

Dragons FFC vs Sin City Swamprats at Dragon Island
East Side Hawks vs Mount Buller Demons at Waverley Park
Gumbies FFC vs Baghdad Bombers at The Lair
Las Vegas Bears vs Gold City Royals at The Stadium in the Sky
Roys FFC vs Fighting Furies at Brunswick Junction Oval
West Coast Wonders vs Coney Island Warriors at The Colosseum


Round Eight - 25 March 2018

Las Vegas Bears vs East Side Hawks at The Stadium in the Sky
Sin City Swamprats vs Mount Buller Demons at Underground Stadium
West Coast Wonders vs Dragons FFC at The Colosseum
Coney Island Warriors vs Baghdad Bombers at Van Cortlandt Park
Gold City Royals vs Fighting Furies at The Golden Throne
Gumbies FFC vs Roys FFC at The Lair


Round Nine - 1 April 2018 (Easter Round)

Mount Buller Demons vs Las Vegas Bears at Snow Dome
Dragons FFC vs Baghdad Bombers at Dragon Island
Roys FFC vs Gold City Royals at Brunswick Junction Oval
Sin City Swamprats vs Gumbies FFC at Underground Stadium
Fighting Furies vs West Coast Wonders at rfctigerarmy's hippodrome
East Side Hawks vs Coney Island Warriors at Waverley Park


Round 10 - 8 April 2018

Baghdad Bombers vs Fighting Furies at Abdu Prison
Coney Island Warriors vs Sin City Swamprats at Van Cortlandt Prison
Gold City Royals vs Mount Buller Demons at The Golden Throne
Gumbies FFC vs Las Vegas Bears at The Lair
Roys FFC vs Dragons FFC at Brunswick Junction Oval
West Coast Wonders vs East Side Hawks at The Colosseum


Round 11 - 15 April 2018

Dragons FFC vs Coney Island Warriors at Dragon Island
Fighting Furies vs Sin City Swamprats at rfctigerarmy's hippodrome
East Side Hawks vs Roys FFC at Waverley Park
Las Vegas Bears vs West Coast Wonders at The Stadium in the Sky
Baghdad Bombers vs Gold City Royals at Abdu Prison
Mount Buller Demons vs Gumbies FFC at Snow Dome


Round 12 - 22 April 2018 (ANZAC Day Round)

Roys FFC vs Baghdad Bombers at Brunswick Junction Oval
West Coast Wonders vs Mount Buller Demons at The Colosseum
Coney Island Warriors vs Fighting Furies at Van Cortlandt Park
Dragons FFC vs Las Vegas Bears at Dragon Island
Gold City Royals vs Sin City Swamprats at The Golden Throne
Gumbies FFC vs East Side Hawks at The Lair


Round 13 - 29 April 2018

Sin City Swamprats vs West Coast Wonders at Underground Stadium
Gumbies FFC vs Dragons FFC at The Lair
Las Vegas Bears vs Roys FFC at The Stadium in the Sky
Baghdad Bombers vs East Side Hawks at Abdu Prison
Gold City Royals vs Coney Island Warriors at The Golden Throne
Mount Buller Demons vs Fighting Furies at Snow Dome


Round 14 - 6 May 2018

Coney Island Warriors vs Las Vegas Bears at Van Cortlandt Park
Fighting Furies vs Gumbies FFC at rfctigerarmy's hippodrome
Roys FFC vs Mount Buller Demons at Brunswick Junction Oval
West Coast Wonders vs Gold City Royals at The Colosseum
East Side Hawks vs Dragons FFC at Waverley Park
Baghdad Bombers vs Sin City Swamprats at Abdu Prison


Round 15 - 13 May 2018

Mount Buller Demons vs Coney Island Warriors at Snow Dome
Dragons FFC vs Fighting Furies at Dragon Island
Sin City Swamprats vs Roys FFC at Underground Stadium
Las Vegas Bears vs Baghdad Bombers at The Stadium in the Sky
West Coast Wonders vs Gumbies FFC at The Colosseum
East Side Hawks vs Gold City Royals at Waverley Park


Round 16 - 20 May 2018 (Final Round)

Fighting Furies vs East Side Hawks at rfctigerarmy's hippodrome
Gold City Royals vs Dragons FFC at The Golden Throne
Baghdad Bombers vs Mount Buller Demons at Abdu Prison
Roys FFC vs West Coast Wonders vs Brunswick Junction Oval
Sin City Swamprats vs Las Vegas Bears at Underground Stadium
Gumbies FFC vs Coney Island Warriors at The Lair


Finals Week One - 27 May 2018

First Qualifying Final: 1st vs 4th
Second Qualifying Final: 2nd vs 3rd
First Elimination Final: 5th vs 8th
Second Elimination Final: 6th vs 7th


Finals Week Two - 3 June 2018

First Semi Final: Loser First Qualifying Final vs Winner First Elimination Final
Second Semi Final: Loser Second Qualifying Final vs Winner Second Elimination Final


Finals Week Three - 10 June 2018 (Queen's Birthday Round excl. Qld & WA)

First Preliminary Final: Winner First Qualifying Final vs Winner Second Semi Final
Second Preliminary Final: Winner Second Qualifying Final vs Winner First Semi Final


Finals Week Four - 17 June 2018

Grand Final: Winner First Preliminary Final vs Winner Second Preliminary Final at SFA Park

 

[Hatchy1992]

mike123 and Danoz could you let me know which jumper numbers you'd like please.

 

[Blaze Storm]

Welcome Dragons,

On the eve of our new season, I would like to remind everyone of our core values as a playing group.

1. We have a 4-beer-per-day-minimum conditioning program. If you show up to training with unacceptably low skin-folds or cannot produce a minimum 0.1 on the breathalyzer at the onset of training, you will be suspended until such a time as you have spent enough time at Crocodile Drunkees to rectify the situation. Don't drink and drive. That's why we have hammocks.

2. We have an appreciation for the finer things in life: beer, redheaded women, beer, and whatever we think is cool at the time. #Rednesday is still a thing. While we must observe the regulations of our board when posting, with restraint, we remember the things that drive us ever onwards.

3. Banter is king. There's a fine line between a gentle ribbing and a fully fledged strip-down of an opposition. We walk that line at all times. Banter is about humour and wit. It is about frustrating the opposition, but not about being needlessly inflammatory, salty and derogatory. We are a community, and if we can't come together and call each other campaigners in an acceptable manner, then why do it at all?

4. We don't like lists of things longer than what you can count on one hand.

 

[mike123]

mike123 and Danoz could you let me know which jumper numbers you'd like please.

Are the jumper numbers in brackets?

 

[Hatchy1992]

Are the jumper numbers in brackets?

Jumper numbers in brackets.

 

[VSTone]

Gah training, bring back the Hate... full Harley is the way to go.... Let's smash'em Dragons!

 

[mike123]

Is 8 taken?

 

[Hatchy1992]

Is 8 taken?

8 is yours mate.

 

[Hatchy1992]

Just remember that a compulsory part of our training programme is not in fact your qootball skill, it is in fact our arm raising training programme.

 

[mike123]

8 is yours mate.

Cheers

 

[Golumless]

Nice reserves side, losers.

 

[AmericanCrow]

Just giving a little heads up. I will have to take a knee on the Queens Birthday Round. As the American on the squad I simply can't be standing for all that.

Justice for the Colonies.

 

[Mooresome]

Nice reserves side, losers.

Have a rest has-been your relevance to this thread is 0

 

[Knifey Spoony]

Reserved for shameless Crocodile Drunkees plug

 

[Hatchy1992]

Nice reserves side, losers.

Someone looks a little lost. Would you like me to show you the door out of Crocs?

 

[byebyexenxen]

Nice looking team you got there Hatchy. All the best in S25 Dragons!

 

[Hatchy1992]

Nice looking team you got there Hatchy. All the best in S25 Dragons!

Your welcome to Crocs anytime you like!

 

[Pie 4 Life]

Nice reserves side, losers.

Glad you like it. We haven’t listed them yet as it’s mostly filled with degenerates and people who aren’t quite up to our standard. If you want to see the team, head over to the Gumbies season thread, our reserves are listed in the OP.

 

[VSTone]

I must be drunk... the fixture says we don't play the Roys in the first round.
another one please bartender!

 

[Hatchy1992]

I must be drunk... the fixture says we don't play the Roys in the first round.
another one please bartender!

 

[Golumless]

Someone looks a little lost. Would you like me to show you the door out of Crocs?

Well that was a piss weak response after you tagged me and linked this thread.

 

[Pie 4 Life]

I must be drunk... the fixture says we don't play the Roys in the first round.
another one please bartender!

Yes this year does have a special touch for it. I know the logo and the sim say S08 we started, but for Ljp86 and myself we go back to S05 before the forced merger and certainly consider that we’ve only played for one club.

So it’s the 20th anniversary since I started the Dragons in S05

 

[Mooresome]

Well that was a piss weak response after you tagged me and linked this thread.

Was all it deserved run along now

 

[VSTone]

Yes this year does have a special touch for it. I know the logo and the sim say S08 we started, but for Ljp86 and myself we go back to S05 before the forced merger and certainly consider that we’ve only played for one club.

So it’s the 20th anniversary since I started the Dragons in S05

you're making me goddam thirsty

I see preparations for the extra beer taps to celebrate back2back Fred medals for Hatchy1992 are well under way.