Official Team Thread Las Vegas Bears Season 33 Official Team Thread ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ - Congratulations MWPP S33 Mateflon Winner

[Electronic_Renaissance]

If we lose this weekend, we may as well delist the whole squad and fold the club. It would at least solve the bye problem for next season.

At least drop the entire team. Is there a top up squad of players we have access to?

 

[tony]

At least drop the entire team. Is there a top up squad of players we have access to?

We have access to players from a local team in Las Vegas. You can tell they tried to rip off our Bears logo.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

There's always our JWS Bush League offiliates, The Nou Camp DuckDogs.

 

[Supersuns]

We have access to players from a local team in Las Vegas. You can tell they tried to rip off our Bears logo.

The dealers I've dealt with in Las Vegas don't have a logo.




Oh you mean casino

 

[I Dont Care]

If we lose this weekend, we may as well delist the whole squad and fold the club. It would at least solve the bye problem for next season.

If I've said it once I've said it a hundred times, all we have to do is bash the Furies. It's the answer to every problem, as the Mantra says: 'Keep on Sweet FAing and bash the Furies'

 

[I Dont Care]

The dealers I've dealt with in Las Vegas don't have a logo.




Oh you mean casino

You been visiting that candy van again?

 

[Supersuns]

You been visiting that candy van again?

Party Gull took me to meet some of his "friends", but I got left there as something called collateral?

 

[tony]

The dealers I've dealt with in Las Vegas don't have a logo.




Oh you mean casino

Las Vegas does have the best Oregano dealers in the world.

Just look at the quality of this oregano.

 

[Supersuns]

Las Vegas does have the best Oregano dealers in the world.

Just look at the quality of this oregano.

Would go well in some eggs

 

[I Dont Care]

Las Vegas does have the best Oregano dealers in the world.

Just look at the quality of this oregano.

Origami?? Senor Deeng Dong sold me some organic green tea leaves that look just like that and I gave them to Nana Dont Care for her tea party! She'll beat the s**t out of me once she realises it's origami!

 

[Millky95]

Party Gull took me to meet some of his "friends", but I got left there as something called collateral?

Party Gull does what he can for chippies

 

[tony]

It sure is nice to be back on the Winners list. We lead from the 1st minute of the match, when Matera kicked his first of 3 goals for the game all the way to the end, extending our lead at every change to win easily by 61 points. A big 7 goal last quarter helped us regain some of the percentage we have lost over the previous weeks and has helped us get back into the top 8.

Lucky MWPP is a doctor and knows where the hospital is, cause she will need to get herself checked out for leather poisoning, she had a huge 36 touches and kicked 2.3 for the day. Electronic_Renaissance played the best game of his career with 35 touches and a goal. After a quiet week by his standard last week, Senor M was back to his best today with 28 touches and 2 goals.

The Bears had 10 different Goals scorers today, with Cap, Matera92, Muddiemoose kicking 3 each. Art Vandelay_, King_Steele, MWPP, Senor M, and Test Tickle all 2 and Electronic_Renaissance and Millky95 adding 1 each.

Special mention to I Dont Care who managed to not get a touch in today's win but I am sure his on field leadership was vital to the win.

This week we play the Demons, who are also 4-6, so its a big game for our finals chances.

Spoiler: Wonders vs Bears

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

WON SENIORS Vs LVB SENIORS
WON               2    2        6    2        10   2        13   4    82       
LVB               4    6        10   9        14   14       21   17   143     
WON        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  LVB         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
SM          0  9  4  4  0  0  0  1  1   54  TheTick      0  6  2  1  0  0  0  0  0   26
Mozzie19    0  8  1  5  1  0  0  0  0   41  JoshWooden   0  2  2  5  0  0  0  0  0   22
ClarkeM     0  5  4  3  0  0  1  0  1   31  Campaigner   0  2  2  2  0  0  1  0  0   13
LukeParker  0  3  2  1  0  0  0  0  0   17  tony         0  6  7  6  0  2  1  0  0   50
Soggy2112   0  3  4  8  0  0  1  0  0   34  Supersuns    0  9  5  3  2  0  2  0  0   50
AnUltimate  0  4  4  7  0  1  1  0  0   36  RookiePick   0  8  5  5  1  1  0  0  0   54
Loonerty    0  9  3  7  0  2  2  0  0   46  Senor M      0  14 4  14 2  1  1  2  0  100
dogs105     0  7  4  12 1  0  3  0  0   52  MWPP         0  19 8  17 1  1  0  2  3  135
Frothies M  0  13 7  15 0  2  1  1  1   96  Electronic   0  21 4  14 2  1  2  1  3  115
Grand Uncl  0  5  4  5  0  0  1  0  0   34  Jezmiester   0  0  1  2  1  0  0  0  0   11
SSwans2011  0  5  2  3  1  0  0  1  0   37  Muddiemoos   0  10 3  5  0  0  0  3  0   67
croweater   0  3  5  9  0  1  1  1  0   46  kane249      0  8  5  4  1  2  2  0  1   48
Cubs2Lions  0  3  0  0  0  0  0  2  0   21  Matera92     0  6  1  0  1  1  1  3  3   44
Brenton Da  0  3  0  1  0  0  0  3  0   29  Gresh_Magi   0  7  1  5  0  2  1  2  1   46
jezzajay    0  3  1  0  0  0  0  2  1   25  Art Vandel   0  4  0  0  0  0  0  2  2   26
NinjaSwan   25 16 0  7  1  1  1  1  0   95  Test Tickl   10 10 0  8  2  0  1  2  1   74
damicky     0  6  0  12 11 3  3  1  0   86  Millky95     0  8  0  8  8  3  2  1  2   77
JT_the_Man  0  7  0  13 7  4  1  0  0   76  Party Gull   0  4  0  10 5  5  0  0  0   57
BallaratBu  0  8  0  3  1  0  1  0  0   31  I Dont Car   0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0
Golumless   0  6  3  8  0  0  2  0  0   37  Cap          0  4  0  0  0  0  0  3  1   31

           WON   LVB
Hitouts   : 25   10
Kicks     : 126  148
Marks     : 48   50
Handballs : 123  109
Tackles   : 23   26
Frees For : 14   19
Frees Ag. : 19   14
Smothers  : 1    0
Ironouts  : 3    8
Inside50  : 17   19
Goals     : 13   21
Behinds   : 4    17

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
1.4 - Goal to Matera92 (LVB) - LVB by 6 point(s).
4.46 - Behind to Electronic_Renaissance (LVB) - LVB by 7 point(s).
5.43 - Rushed behind to LVB - LVB by 8 point(s).
9.13 - Goal to Gresh_Magic (LVB) - LVB by 14 point(s).
9.34 - Goal to SM (WON) - LVB by 8 point(s).
11.23 - Behind to Matera92 (LVB) - LVB by 9 point(s).
13.04 - Rushed behind to WON - LVB by 8 point(s).
16.37 - Behind to Electronic_Renaissance (LVB) - LVB by 9 point(s).
17.12 - Behind to Gresh_Magic (LVB) - LVB by 10 point(s).
17.4 - Goal to Cap (LVB) - LVB by 16 point(s).
20.15 - Goal to MWPP (LVB) - LVB by 22 point(s).
21.15 - Behind to ClarkeM (WON) - LVB by 21 point(s).
21.52 - Goal to jezzajay (WON) - LVB by 15 point(s).
24.3 - Behind to Art Vandelay_ (LVB) - LVB by 16 point(s).

Second Quarter :
6.47 - Goal to Brenton Davy (WON) - LVB by 10 point(s).
7.53 - Goal to Muddiemoose (LVB) - LVB by 16 point(s).
9.38 - Goal to Electronic_Renaissance (LVB) - LVB by 22 point(s).
11.03 - Goal to Test Tickle (LVB) - LVB by 28 point(s).
12.17 - Behind to Millky95 (LVB) - LVB by 29 point(s).
13.29 - Behind to Matera92 (LVB) - LVB by 30 point(s).
15.26 - Goal to damicky (WON) - LVB by 24 point(s).
19.09 - Goal to Test Tickle (LVB) - LVB by 30 point(s).
20.15 - Goal to NinjaSwan (WON) - LVB by 24 point(s).
21.31 - Goal to Cubs2Lions (WON) - LVB by 18 point(s).
22.42 - Rushed behind to LVB - LVB by 19 point(s).
23.25 - Goal to Art Vandelay_ (LVB) - LVB by 25 point(s).
24.27 - Goal to Muddiemoose (LVB) - LVB by 31 point(s).

Third Quarter :
.43 - Goal to Brenton Davy (WON) - LVB by 25 point(s).
1.28 - Behind to Art Vandelay_ (LVB) - LVB by 26 point(s).
1.57 - Goal to Art Vandelay_ (LVB) - LVB by 32 point(s).
2.19 - Behind to MWPP (LVB) - LVB by 33 point(s).
4.33 - Goal to Gresh_Magic (LVB) - LVB by 39 point(s).
5.31 - Behind to Electronic_Renaissance (LVB) - LVB by 40 point(s).
7.41 - Rushed behind to LVB - LVB by 41 point(s).
8.33 - Goal to Matera92 (LVB) - LVB by 47 point(s).
9.51 - Behind to Test Tickle (LVB) - LVB by 48 point(s).
10.38 - Goal to Cap (LVB) - LVB by 54 point(s).
11.36 - Goal to jezzajay (WON) - LVB by 48 point(s).
14.41 - Goal to Frothies Mcveigh (WON) - LVB by 42 point(s).
19.25 - Goal to Cubs2Lions (WON) - LVB by 36 point(s).

Final Quarter :
3.13 - Goal to Brenton Davy (WON) - LVB by 30 point(s).
4.17 - Goal to MWPP (LVB) - LVB by 36 point(s).
7.08 - Goal to Senor M (LVB) - LVB by 42 point(s).
7.28 - Goal to Senor M (LVB) - LVB by 48 point(s).
8.4 - Behind to Cap (LVB) - LVB by 49 point(s).
9.13 - Goal to Cap (LVB) - LVB by 55 point(s).
10.55 - Goal to Matera92 (LVB) - LVB by 61 point(s).
11.31 - Behind to MWPP (LVB) - LVB by 62 point(s).
12.13 - Behind to Millky95 (LVB) - LVB by 63 point(s).
13.37 - Goal to Millky95 (LVB) - LVB by 69 point(s).
15.38 - Goal to croweater 41 (WON) - LVB by 63 point(s).
18.01 - Goal to Muddiemoose (LVB) - LVB by 69 point(s).
22.04 - Goal to SSwans2011 (WON) - LVB by 63 point(s).
22.45 - Behind to jezzajay (WON) - LVB by 62 point(s).
24.22 - Behind to Frothies Mcveigh (WON) - LVB by 61 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

WON
Loonerty             0 (On) 3.58 (Off) 15.35 (On) Total : 88%
Mozzie19             0 (On) Total : 100%
BallaratBulldog      0 (On) 99.3 (Off) Total : 99%
Grand Uncle Horace   0 (On) 53.54 (Off) 78.42 (On) Total : 75%
Soggy2112            0 (On) Total : 100%
Cubs2Lions           0 (On) .26 (Off) 3.58 (On) 15.35 (Off) 24.38 (On) Total : 87%
SM                   0 (On) Total : 100%
dogs105              0 (On) Total : 100%
Frothies Mcveigh     0 (On) Total : 100%
ClarkeM              0 (On) 78.42 (Off) 99.55 (On) Total : 79%
AnUltimateRessie     0 (On) 41.51 (Off) 75.14 (On) Total : 66%
croweater 41         0 (On) Total : 100%
SSwans2011           0 (On) 24.38 (Off) 41.51 (On) Total : 83%
Brenton Davy         0 (On) Total : 100%
jezzajay             0 (On) Total : 100%
NinjaSwan            0 (On) Total : 100%
damicky              0 (On) Total : 100%
JT_the_Man           0 (On) Total : 100%
Golumless            0 (Off) .26 (On) 75.14 (Off) 99.3 (On) 99.55 (Off) Total : 74%
LukeParkerno1        0 (Off) 53.54 (On) Total : 46%

LVB
TheTick              0 (On) Total : 100%
JoshWoodenSpoon      0 (On) Total : 100%
Campaigner for good  0 (On) 37.4 (Off) 55.39 (On) Total : 82%
tony                 0 (On) Total : 100%
Supersuns            0 (On) Total : 100%
RookiePick           0 (On) Total : 100%
Senor M              0 (On) Total : 100%
MWPP                 0 (On) Total : 100%
Electronic_Renaissan 0 (On) Total : 100%
Gresh_Magic          0 (On) 73.53 (Off) 98.49 (On) Total : 75%
Muddiemoose          0 (On) Total : 100%
kane249              0 (On) Total : 100%
Matera92             0 (On) Total : 100%
Cap                  0 (On) 98.49 (Off) Total : 98%
Art Vandelay_        0 (On) Total : 100%
Test Tickle          0 (On) Total : 100%
Millky95             0 (On) Total : 100%
Party Gull           0 (On) Total : 100%
I Dont Care          0 (Off) 37.4 (On) 55.39 (Off) Total : 17%
Jezmiester40         0 (Off) 73.53 (On) Total : 26%

Total :  3600               Average :  89.99999

MATCH-UPS :

• While both players struggled to make an impact, AnUltimateRessie was slightly more polished than Jezmiester40. - 19m from 76 to 95.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, it could be argued that AnUltimateRessie had the better game against Supersuns - although there was very little in it. - 38m from 3 to 41.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Cubs2Lions had the better of Art Vandelay_. - 0m from 6 to 6.
• Neither having much reason to brag, it could be argued that Loonerty had the better game against Art Vandelay_ - although there was very little in it. - 7m from 17 to 24.
• Neither having much reason to brag, SM was slightly more polished than Art Vandelay_. - 60m from 26 to 86.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, Matera92 won the bout with BallaratBulldog. - 84m from 1 to 85.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, JoshWoodenSpoon won the bout with Brenton Davy. - 86m from 13 to 99.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Campaigner for good had the better of Cubs2Lions. - 29m from 69 to 98.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Campaigner for good had the better of SSwans2011. - 0m from 13 to 13.
• In quite a tussle, Mozzie19 had the better of Cap. - 84m from 4 to 88.
• In a solid performance, RookiePick was easily the winner in the clash with ClarkeM. - 69m from 3 to 72.
• Toe to toe throughout, tony either broke even with croweater 41 or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 91m from 7 to 98.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Cubs2Lions had I Dont Care's measure. - 0m from 46 to 46.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, it could be argued that Electronic_Renaissance had the better game against Loonerty - although there was very little in it. - 72m from 27 to 99.
• In a solid performance, Electronic_Renaissance had SM's measure. - 22m from 3 to 25.
• In an epic battle, it could be argued that Senor M had the better game against Frothies Mcveigh - although there was very little in it. - 99m from 0 to 99.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Golumless did well against Gresh_Magic. - 66m from 1 to 67.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Golumless had the better of Jezmiester40. - 0m from 75 to 75.
• In quite a tussle, kane249 was slightly more polished than Grand Uncle Horace. - 52m from 0 to 52.
• Despite neither player having much impact, RookiePick won the bout with Grand Uncle Horace. - 16m from 81 to 97.
• While not all all one-way, JT_the_Man did very well against Party Gull. - 95m from 3 to 98.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, LukeParkerno1 won the bout with kane249. - 34m from 60 to 94.
• While not all all one-way, damicky did very well against Millky95. - 97m from 0 to 97.
• While not all all one-way, Soggy2112 and Muddiemoose were evenly matched. - 92m from 1 to 93.
• In a resume-material performance, MWPP was easily the winner in the clash with dogs105. - 96m from 3 to 99.
• While not all all one-way, Test Tickle had the better of NinjaSwan. - 99m from 1 to 100.
• While not all all one-way, Supersuns and SSwans2011 were hard to separate - though Supersuns was slightly more effective. - 56m from 42 to 98.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, jezzajay and TheTick were well-matched - there was no victor. - 84m from 14 to 98.

 

[I Dont Care]

Love me a fresh donut

 

[tony]

We got a win and lots of people played well. MWPP and Electronic_Renaissance had season highs and I Dont Care managed donuts. A good week all round.


A pretty good week, 16 different posters and the most total posts we have had for a while if you take out our match against the bombers.​

 

[Matera92]

My favourite part is where my numbers are higher than that skid mark Art Vandelay_ .

You're an embarrassment to over the hill forward pockets everywhere.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

My favourite part is where my numbers are higher than that skid mark Art Vandelay_ .

You're an embarrassment to over the hill forward pockets everywhere.

Always have to tear people down. Reveals you lack of character. Truly a s**t bloke

 

[Matera92]

Always have to tear people down. Reveals you lack of character. Truly a s**t bloke

Who cares about character when I'm kicking snaggers.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Who cares about character when I'm kicking snaggers.

I am smothering every kick you attempt for the rest of the season.

 

[Matera92]

I am smothering every kick you attempt for the rest of the season.

Why can't you ever just be happy for me.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

While both players struggled to make an impact, Headless did very well against Matera92. - 46m from 23 to 69.

Neither having much reason to brag, Hate and Matera92 were hard to separate - though Hate was slightly more effective. - 0m from 71 to 71.

In quite a tussle, Art Vandelay_ was slightly more polished than cats2rise. - 70m from 11 to 81.

Win your match ups you shittruck.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Why can't you ever just be happy for me.

Inverse relationship my fellow forward pocket. In order for me to be happy you must be miserable.

 

[tony]

The Bears tried something different this week, normally we have a good start and fall away as the game goes on. Instead this week we started poorly and gave the Demons a 4 goal lead in the 1st quarter and at this point we all thought we would go back to our losing ways, especially for RookiePick's 200th game. I don't think anyone expected what happened next, in the 2nd quarter we kicked 10 goals, to take a 5 goal lead into half time. From there we slowly pushed out our lead to win by 45 points and improve our position on the ladder.

It was a massive day for a lot of the team with 7 players getting over 20 touches, Suns Supreme 21 touches, RookiePick 24, MWPP 25, Electronic_Renaissance 25 & 2 Goals, tony 21 & 1 Goal, Test Tickle 21 & 23 Hit outs and Senor M 23 & 1 Goal.

Party Gull had a game high 6 free kicks for and 3 goals.

On Sunday Cap couldn't work out which boots to wear and I can see why, it looks like he has enough boots for a team full of Moose. Thankfully he choose the right boots as he kicked 8 goals. Matera92 chipped in with 3 himself and kane249 and Art Vandelay_ 2 each.

Spoiler: Bears Vs Demons

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

LVB SENIORS Vs MBD SENIORS
LVB               4    2        14   5        17   6        24   8    152   
MBD               6    2        9    2        12   6        16   11   107   
LVB        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  MBD         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Jezmiester  0  0  0  4  0  0  1  0  0    5  sante        0  8  0  0  0  1  0  4  3   52
JoshWooden  0  10 6  1  0  0  1  0  0   47  manangatan   0  1  3  4  0  0  2  0  0   14
Muddiemoos  0  8  0  2  2  1  0  0  1   38  Yakker       0  8  4  7  1  0  2  2  0   60
Millky95    0  12 4  7  2  2  0  1  0   78  Tarkyn_24    0  6  6  5  1  0  3  1  0   47
Supersuns   0  8  7  13 1  2  2  0  0   71  DemonJim     0  5  3  4  0  2  1  0  0   31
RookiePick  0  11 9  13 0  1  0  0  0   87  cats2rise    0  4  2  6  0  0  0  0  0   30
Campaigner  0  1  1  1  0  0  0  0  0    8  haydo        0  16 5  14 1  2  0  2  0  109
MWPP        0  15 4  10 3  3  1  0  1   90  moginie      0  15 12 14 1  1  4  1  2  110
Electronic  0  11 5  14 1  0  4  2  0   80  jmoo wan     0  3  4  9  0  0  1  0  0   36
Gresh Magi  0  5  3  6  0  0  0  0  0   36  Bluelegs     0  8  4  5  0  0  0  1  0   52
tony        0  12 3  9  0  0  1  1  0   66  Hate         9  12 0  6  2  0  1  1  0   68
kane249     0  8  5  7  3  2  0  2  0   79  sausagerol   0  10 6  6  1  0  1  0  1   62
Matera92    0  4  1  0  0  0  0  3  1   34  Azarole      0  2  0  0  0  1  0  0  2    9
Cap         0  10 2  0  2  0  0  8  1   93  DERO         0  3  3  7  0  0  0  0  0   32
Art Vandel  0  3  1  0  1  0  0  2  1   29  Van_Dyke     0  3  0  0  1  0  0  2  1   26
Test Tickl  23 10 0  11 5  3  2  0  0   92  Headless     6  7  3  6  0  0  0  0  0   48
TheTick     0  13 0  13 3  0  0  1  2   85  Proper Gan   0  13 0  15 2  4  0  1  1   88
Senor M     0  12 2  11 3  0  1  1  1   80  Heardy_101   0  8  0  4  5  1  0  0  0   53
I Dont Car  0  2  0  1  0  0  0  0  0    8  cooney       0  4  0  4  11 0  2  0  1   59
Party Gull  0  8  0  9  4  6  0  3  0   82  Callums_Gu   0  8  2  6  5  1  3  1  0   60

  LVB   MBD
Hitouts   : 23   15
Kicks     : 163  144
Marks     : 53   57
Handballs : 132  122
Tackles   : 30   31
Frees For : 20   13
Frees Ag. : 13   20
Smothers  : 0    1
Ironouts  : 7    14
Inside50  : 27   23
Goals     : 24   16
Behinds   : 8    11

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
1.46 - Goal to Cap (LVB) - LVB by 6 point(s).
4.07 - Goal to sante (MBD) - scores level.
7.55 - Goal to Tarkyn_24 (MBD) - MBD by 6 point(s).
8.51 - Goal to moginie (MBD) - MBD by 12 point(s).
10.11 - Goal to Hate (MBD) - MBD by 18 point(s).
10.5 - Rushed behind to LVB - MBD by 17 point(s).
11.17 - Behind to Art Vandelay_ (LVB) - MBD by 16 point(s).
12.13 - Behind to cooney (MBD) - MBD by 17 point(s).
13.37 - Goal to sante (MBD) - MBD by 23 point(s).
14.28 - Goal to Matera92 (LVB) - MBD by 17 point(s).
20.56 - Behind to Van_Dyke (MBD) - MBD by 18 point(s).
21.19 - Goal to sante (MBD) - MBD by 24 point(s).
21.53 - Goal to Millky95 (LVB) - MBD by 18 point(s).
23.51 - Goal to Cap (LVB) - MBD by 12 point(s).

Second Quarter :
25 - Goal to kane249 (LVB) - MBD by 6 point(s).
2.4 - Goal to Callums_Guns (MBD) - MBD by 12 point(s).
4.27 - Goal to Cap (LVB) - MBD by 6 point(s).
5.04 - Rushed behind to LVB - MBD by 5 point(s).
6.15 - Behind to TheTick (LVB) - MBD by 4 point(s).
7.14 - Goal to Art Vandelay_ (LVB) - LVB by 2 point(s).
8.43 - Goal to Matera92 (LVB) - LVB by 8 point(s).
9.18 - Goal to kane249 (LVB) - LVB by 14 point(s).
10.05 - Goal to Party Gull (LVB) - LVB by 20 point(s).
10.52 - Goal to Senor M (LVB) - LVB by 26 point(s).
15.57 - Goal to Cap (LVB) - LVB by 32 point(s).
16.53 - Behind to TheTick (LVB) - LVB by 33 point(s).
20.23 - Goal to Yakker (MBD) - LVB by 27 point(s).
22.27 - Goal to Yakker (MBD) - LVB by 21 point(s).
24 - Goal to Party Gull (LVB) - LVB by 27 point(s).
24.47 - Goal to Art Vandelay_ (LVB) - LVB by 33 point(s).

Third Quarter :
.38 - Goal to Bluelegs (MBD) - LVB by 27 point(s).
2.17 - Behind to Azarole (MBD) - LVB by 26 point(s).
2.38 - Behind to sante (MBD) - LVB by 25 point(s).
4.27 - Goal to Proper Gander (MBD) - LVB by 19 point(s).
13.02 - Behind to sausageroll (MBD) - LVB by 18 point(s).
15.16 - Goal to TheTick (LVB) - LVB by 24 point(s).
17.01 - Goal to haydo (MBD) - LVB by 18 point(s).
17.19 - Behind to moginie (MBD) - LVB by 17 point(s).
19.48 - Goal to Cap (LVB) - LVB by 23 point(s).
21.21 - Behind to Cap (LVB) - LVB by 24 point(s).
21.45 - Goal to Cap (LVB) - LVB by 30 point(s).

Final Quarter :
.24 - Rushed behind to MBD - LVB by 29 point(s).
1.44 - Goal to Electronic_Renaissance (LVB) - LVB by 35 point(s).
2.13 - Goal to haydo (MBD) - LVB by 29 point(s).
3.3 - Behind to Proper Gander (MBD) - LVB by 28 point(s).
5.04 - Goal to Van_Dyke (MBD) - LVB by 22 point(s).
6.26 - Goal to Cap (LVB) - LVB by 28 point(s).
7.22 - Goal to Matera92 (LVB) - LVB by 34 point(s).
8.28 - Rushed behind to LVB - LVB by 35 point(s).
8.53 - Goal to Cap (LVB) - LVB by 41 point(s).
10.13 - Goal to sante (MBD) - LVB by 35 point(s).
10.42 - Behind to sante (MBD) - LVB by 34 point(s).
12.56 - Goal to tony (LVB) - LVB by 40 point(s).
14.49 - Goal to Party Gull (LVB) - LVB by 46 point(s).
16.55 - Behind to Azarole (MBD) - LVB by 45 point(s).
17.57 - Behind to sante (MBD) - LVB by 44 point(s).
18.55 - Goal to Electronic_Renaissance (LVB) - LVB by 50 point(s).
20.54 - Goal to Van_Dyke (MBD) - LVB by 44 point(s).
23.38 - Behind to Matera92 (LVB) - LVB by 45 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

LVB
TheTick              0 (On) 11.23 (Off) 28.58 (On) Total : 82%
JoshWoodenSpoon      0 (On) Total : 100%
Campaigner for good  0 (On) 37.21 (Off) 96.5 (On) Total : 41%
tony                 0 (On) 33.13 (Off) 45.43 (On) Total : 87%
Supersuns            0 (On) Total : 100%
RookiePick           0 (On) Total : 100%
Senor M              0 (On) 96.5 (Off) 99.47 (On) Total : 97%
MWPP                 0 (On) Total : 100%
Electronic_Renaissan 0 (On) Total : 100%
Gresh Magic          0 (On) Total : 100%
Muddiemoose          0 (On) 45.43 (Off) 60.52 (On) Total : 85%
kane249              0 (On) Total : 100%
Matera92             0 (On) Total : 100%
Cap                  0 (On) Total : 100%
Art Vandelay_        0 (On) Total : 100%
Test Tickle          0 (On) Total : 100%
Millky95             0 (On) 28.58 (Off) 33.13 (On) Total : 95%
Party Gull           0 (On) 99.47 (Off) Total : 99%
I Dont Care          0 (Off) 11.23 (On) 73.55 (Off) Total : 61%
Jezmiester40         0 (Off) 37.21 (On) 60.52 (Off) 73.55 (On) Total : 49%

MBD
Yakker               0 (On) .22 (Off) 16.45 (On) Total : 83%
manangatang          0 (On) Total : 100%
Heardy_101           0 (On) 22.55 (Off) 43.45 (On) Total : 79%
DERO                 0 (On) 17.59 (Off) 26.12 (On) Total : 91%
DemonJim             0 (On) Total : 100%
jmoo wan             0 (On) 26.12 (Off) 45.56 (On) Total : 80%
haydo                0 (On) Total : 100%
moginie              0 (On) Total : 100%
Callums_Guns         0 (On) 45.56 (Off) 67.28 (On) 69.05 (Off) Total : 47%
Bluelegs             0 (On) Total : 100%
Tarkyn_24            0 (On) 16.45 (Off) 17.59 (On) Total : 98%
sausageroll          0 (On) Total : 100%
Azarole              0 (On) Total : 100%
sante                0 (On) Total : 100%
Van_Dyke             0 (On) Total : 100%
Hate                 0 (On) Total : 100%
Proper Gander        0 (On) Total : 100%
cooney               0 (On) 43.45 (Off) Total : 44%
cats2rise            0 (Off) 2.3 (On) 67.28 (Off) 69.05 (On) Total : 94%
Headless             0 (Off) .22 (On) 2.3 (Off) 22.55 (On) Total : 78%

Total :  3600               Average :  90.00001

MATCH-UPS :

• In quite a tussle, Art Vandelay_ was slightly more polished than cats2rise. - 70m from 11 to 81.
• In what was a very slow day for both, sante had Art Vandelay_'s measure. - 0m from 99 to 99.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Campaigner for good exposed Azarole's frailties. - 8m from 12 to 20.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Azarole either broke even with Jezmiester40 or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 1m from 52 to 53.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Muddiemoose did well against Azarole. - 17m from 75 to 92.
• While not all all one-way, RookiePick had the better of Bluelegs. - 93m from 2 to 95.
• In a solid performance, Callums_Guns had Senor M's measure. - 45m from 0 to 45.
• In what was a very slow day for both, jmoo wan had Campaigner for good's measure. - 0m from 97 to 97.
• In what became a bit of a clinic, Cap massacred manangatang. - 99m from 1 to 100.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, Muddiemoose won the bout with DemonJim. - 44m from 0 to 44.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, DemonJim beat tony today - but not by much. - 51m from 48 to 99.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, it could be argued that DERO had the better game against Gresh Magic - although there was very little in it. - 53m from 30 to 83.
• Neither having much reason to brag, DERO did well against kane249. - 10m from 5 to 15.
• In a resume-material performance, haydo had Electronic_Renaissance's measure. - 97m from 0 to 97.
• In what was a very slow day for both, cats2rise had Gresh Magic's measure. - 4m from 94 to 98.
• Neither having much reason to brag, jmoo wan did well against Gresh Magic. - 19m from 5 to 24.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Hate and Matera92 were hard to separate - though Hate was slightly more effective. - 0m from 71 to 71.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Supersuns was easily the winner in the clash with Hate. - 20m from 75 to 95.
• In a resume-material performance, Test Tickle had Hate's measure. - 75m from 0 to 75.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, Headless did very well against Matera92. - 46m from 23 to 69.
• In quite a tussle, Test Tickle was slightly more polished than Headless. - 29m from 71 to 100.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Matera92 beat Heardy_101 today - but not by much. - 7m from 11 to 18.
• While not all all one-way, Party Gull came out tops over the brave Heardy_101. - 54m from 44 to 98.
• In what was a very slow day for both, I Dont Care exposed Van_Dyke's frailties. - 37m from 20 to 57.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, Van_Dyke massacred Jezmiester40. - 16m from 79 to 95.
• In an enthralling contest, JoshWoodenSpoon did very well against sante. - 89m from 4 to 93.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, Yakker gave Matera92 a bath. - 18m from 81 to 99.
• In an enthralling contest, Proper Gander was slightly more polished than Millky95. - 25m from 1 to 26.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Millky95 did well against sausageroll. - 57m from 36 to 93.
• In an epic battle, MWPP did very well against moginie. - 95m from 2 to 97.
• In a resume-material performance, cooney exposed Party Gull's frailties. - 42m from 0 to 42.
• While not all all one-way, TheTick had the better of Proper Gander. - 68m from 30 to 98.
• While not all all one-way, tony exposed sausageroll's frailties. - 24m from 1 to 25.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, not much between Senor M and jmoo wan - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 50m from 46 to 96.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, Supersuns won the bout with Tarkyn_24. - 14m from 2 to 16.
• In an enthralling contest, Supersuns had the better of Yakker. - 41m from 17 to 58.
• In quite a display, kane249 had Tarkyn_24's measure. - 77m from 21 to 98.

 

[tony]

The Bears had a big win week last weekend and with that, their was some big numbers accumulated, with Senor M, MWPP and Millky95 all collecting their 200th disposal for the season. I will do a bigger and better review once I feel better.



A good week with 17 different posters joining in on the fun against the Demons. JoshWoodenSpoon lead the way with 54 posts.​

 

[tony]

On a crappy and muddy day at the Stadium in the Sky we took on the bottom placed Furies. Gresh_Magic (King_Steele) got us off to the perfect start with the opening goal of the game and Cap added 2 more for the quarter to allow us to take a 1 goal lead into quarter time. The 2nd quarter was quite possibly the worse quarter in SFA history with only 2 points score by the Furies.

3 goals to 2 allowed us to stretch our lead to 10 points at 3 quarter time and when Matera kicked his 2nd Goal for the game early in the last quarter we lead by 16 points, which in the conditions should have been a match winning lead, but the Bears did what they do best, we sabotaged ourselves. After Leading for 95% of the game, we conceded the final 3 goals of the game to lose by a point. We hang onto a spot in the top 8 by percentage only and play the 5th placed Roys this week, a win would put us on top of them.

​

Spoiler: Bears Vs Furie E-Girls

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

LVB SENIORS Vs FUR SENIORS
LVB               3    2        3    2        6    4        7    7    49       
FUR               2    2        2    4        4    6        7    8    50       
LVB        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  FUR    HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Test Tickl  1  3  0  3  1  1  0  0  0   21  kdavva       1  5  0  6  0  1  0  0  0   29
I Dont Car  0  4  1  2  0  0  0  0  0   19  Bastyy       0  4  2  3  0  0  0  0  0   24
JoshWooden  0  3  3  5  1  1  1  0  0   30  Scythe94     0  0  2  1  0  0  0  0  0    8
tony        0  5  4  9  2  1  0  0  0   54  James Colo   0  6  3  4  1  0  1  0  0   36
Supersuns   0  6  2  5  1  2  0  0  0   40  Tigerturbu   0  3  4  5  0  0  0  0  0   31
RookiePick  0  9  7  7  3  1  1  0  0   72  Edmund hun   0  6  4  5  0  0  0  0  0   40
Senor M     0  7  3  7  0  1  2  0  0   39  Dominic03    0  4  3  6  1  0  0  0  0   37
MWPP        0  4  2  8  0  1  2  1  0   35  crazywildh   0  13 7  15 2  0  0  0  1   99
Electronic  0  5  4  5  0  0  1  0  0   34  Rioli8217    0  7  4  9  1  2  1  1  0   60
Gresh_Magi  0  4  1  4  0  0  1  1  0   26  Shadow Man   0  8  5  3  0  0  2  2  3   54
Muddiemoos  0  3  4  5  0  0  0  0  0   31  Pickitt      0  4  3  6  1  0  1  0  0   34
kane249     0  8  2  2  1  0  1  1  2   43  rfctigerar   0  2  3  6  0  1  2  0  0   22
Matera92    0  3  0  0  1  0  0  2  1   26  TJASTA       0  3  0  1  1  0  0  2  1   28
Cap         0  2  0  0  1  0  1  2  0   19  U2tigers     0  0  0  0  0  1  0  0  0    1
Art Vandel  0  2  1  0  1  0  0  0  2   15  Sab22        0  1  0  0  1  0  0  1  0   13
Campaigner  8  10 0  3  1  0  1  0  0   45  Toump Ass    4  7  0  9  0  2  0  0  0   45
Millky95    0  4  0  5  9  2  1  0  1   58  GREENESHOO   0  9  0  10 3  2  3  0  3   55
Party Gull  0  8  0  10 5  1  1  0  1   63  ImissFrost   0  4  0  4  5  4  1  1  0   47
TheTick     0  0  0  3  0  0  0  0  0    6  Stevi_Tige   0  2  0  3  0  0  0  0  0   12
Jezmiester  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0  Grockadoc    0  1  1  0  0  0  0  0  0    6

           LVB   FUR
Hitouts   : 9    5
Kicks     : 90   89
Marks     : 34   41
Handballs : 83   96
Tackles   : 27   16
Frees For : 11   13
Frees Ag. : 13   11
Smothers  : 0    1
Ironouts  : 10   3
Inside50  : 9    11
Goals     : 7    7
Behinds   : 7    8

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
6.08 - Goal to Gresh_Magic (LVB) - LVB by 6 point(s).
10.03 - Behind to GREENESHOOTS (FUR) - LVB by 5 point(s).
11.4 - Behind to Shadow Man (FUR) - LVB by 4 point(s).
16 - Goal to Cap (LVB) - LVB by 10 point(s).
16.59 - Goal to ImissFrosty (FUR) - LVB by 4 point(s).
18.11 - Goal to Rioli8217 (FUR) - FUR by 2 point(s).
22.43 - Behind to Art Vandelay_ (LVB) - FUR by 1 point(s).
23.43 - Behind to Matera92 (LVB) - scores level.
24.2 - Goal to Cap (LVB) - LVB by 6 point(s).

Second Quarter :
6.37 - Behind to GREENESHOOTS (FUR) - LVB by 5 point(s).
8.45 - Behind to Shadow Man (FUR) - LVB by 4 point(s).

Third Quarter :
1.49 - Rushed behind to FUR - LVB by 3 point(s).
6.25 - Goal to TJASTA (FUR) - FUR by 3 point(s).
6.55 - Goal to MWPP (LVB) - LVB by 3 point(s).
10.56 - Behind to Millky95 (LVB) - LVB by 4 point(s).
11.56 - Behind to kane249 (LVB) - LVB by 5 point(s).
12.52 - Goal to kane249 (LVB) - LVB by 11 point(s).
16.03 - Goal to Matera92 (LVB) - LVB by 17 point(s).
20.36 - Behind to GREENESHOOTS (FUR) - LVB by 16 point(s).
21.47 - Goal to Shadow Man (FUR) - LVB by 10 point(s).

Final Quarter :
5.37 - Goal to Matera92 (LVB) - LVB by 16 point(s).
7.02 - Rushed behind to FUR - LVB by 15 point(s).
7.43 - Goal to Sab22 (FUR) - LVB by 9 point(s).
8.2 - Rushed behind to LVB - LVB by 10 point(s).
9.26 - Behind to Art Vandelay_ (LVB) - LVB by 11 point(s).
18.46 - Goal to TJASTA (FUR) - LVB by 5 point(s).
20.07 - Behind to Shadow Man (FUR) - LVB by 4 point(s).
20.48 - Goal to Shadow Man (FUR) - FUR by 2 point(s).
22.53 - Rushed behind to LVB - FUR by 1 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

LVB
TheTick              0 (On) 20.19 (Off) Total : 20%
JoshWoodenSpoon      0 (On) Total : 100%
Campaigner for good  0 (On) 7.57 (Off) 19.23 (On) Total : 88%
tony                 0 (On) Total : 100%
Supersuns            0 (On) Total : 100%
RookiePick           0 (On) Total : 100%
Senor M              0 (On) Total : 100%
MWPP                 0 (On) Total : 100%
Electronic_Renaissan 0 (On) Total : 100%
Gresh_Magic          0 (On) Total : 100%
Muddiemoose          0 (On) Total : 100%
kane249              0 (On) Total : 100%
Matera92             0 (On) Total : 100%
Cap                  0 (On) Total : 100%
Art Vandelay_        0 (On) Total : 100%
Test Tickle          0 (On) 19.23 (Off) 20.19 (On) Total : 99%
Millky95             0 (On) Total : 100%
Party Gull           0 (On) Total : 100%
I Dont Care          0 (Off) 7.57 (On) Total : 91%
Jezmiester40         0 (Off) Total : 0%

FUR
Grockadoc            0 (On) 52.48 (Off) Total : 52%
Bastyy               0 (On) Total : 100%
Stevi_Tigers         0 (On) 45.36 (Off) 68.4 (On) 88.15 (Off) Total : 65%
James Colorado       0 (On) Total : 100%
Tigerturbulance      0 (On) Total : 100%
Scythe94             0 (On) 14.53 (Off) 45.36 (On) 68.4 (Off) 88.15 (On) Total : 49%
Dominic03            0 (On) Total : 100%
crazywildhorse       0 (On) Total : 100%
Rioli8217            0 (On) Total : 100%
Shadow Man           0 (On) Total : 100%
Pickitt              0 (On) Total : 100%
Toump Ass            0 (On) 20.54 (Off) 41.47 (On) Total : 79%
TJASTA               0 (On) Total : 100%
U2tigers             0 (On) Total : 100%
Sab22                0 (On) Total : 100%
kdavva               0 (On) 41.47 (Off) 52.48 (On) Total : 89%
GREENESHOOTS         0 (On) Total : 100%
ImissFrosty          0 (On) Total : 100%
Edmund hunt          0 (Off) 14.53 (On) Total : 84%
rfctigerarmy         0 (Off) 20.54 (On) Total : 78%

Total :  3600               Average :  90.00002

MATCH-UPS :

• Neither having much reason to brag, Art Vandelay_ came out tops over the brave Grockadoc. - 18m from 5 to 23.
• Neither having much reason to brag, it could be argued that kdavva had the better game against Art Vandelay_ - although there was very little in it. - 37m from 61 to 98.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Cap and Bastyy were hard to separate - though Cap was slightly more effective. - 83m from 15 to 98.
• Despite neither player having much impact, kdavva exposed Campaigner for good's frailties. - 30m from 20 to 50.
• In an enthralling contest, Toump Ass was slightly more polished than Campaigner for good. - 58m from 42 to 100.
• In an enthralling contest, Electronic_Renaissance beat Dominic03 today - but not by much. - 96m from 3 to 99.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, Edmund hunt won the bout with Gresh_Magic. - 64m from 35 to 99.
• While not all all one-way, Millky95 was slightly more polished than GREENESHOOTS. - 97m from 1 to 98.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, Gresh_Magic and Scythe94 were well-matched - there was no victor. - 12m from 2 to 14.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, TJASTA did well against I Dont Care. - 72m from 9 to 81.
• Neither having much reason to brag, I Dont Care did well against U2tigers. - 3m from 92 to 95.
• In an epic battle, ImissFrosty either broke even with Party Gull or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 98m from 1 to 99.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, James Colorado and kane249 were well-matched - there was no victor. - 93m from 5 to 98.
• Despite neither player having much impact, TJASTA exposed JoshWoodenSpoon's frailties. - 1m from 92 to 93.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, JoshWoodenSpoon massacred U2tigers. - 75m from 7 to 82.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Matera92 had Scythe94's measure. - 1m from 65 to 66.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Matera92 either broke even with Stevi_Tigers or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 82m from 5 to 87.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, not much between Tigerturbulance and Muddiemoose - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 96m from 4 to 100.
• Bordering on a training run, crazywildhorse gave MWPP a bath. - 76m from 1 to 77.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Supersuns did well against Pickitt. - 97m from 0 to 97.
• In a bit of an exhibition, tony gave rfctigerarmy a bit of a touch-up. - 70m from 26 to 96.
• In a solid performance, Rioli8217 had Senor M's measure. - 90m from 0 to 90.
• In a resume-material performance, RookiePick had Shadow Man's measure. - 95m from 0 to 95.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Sab22 either broke even with Test Tickle or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 64m from 31 to 95.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Sab22 came out tops over the brave TheTick. - 4m from 8 to 12.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, not much between Test Tickle and kdavva - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 17m from 0 to 17.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Toump Ass won the bout with tony. - 9m from 7 to 16.

I look forward to seeing how Art spins these stats into a win for him and Matera gloating. Never change guys.​

 

[tony]

Playing in Muddy conditions over the weekend meant disposals counts were lower than normal this week with no one getting over 20 touches. Party Gull got the highest this week with 18 touches and 5 tackles, which brings him to 50 tackles for the season, 2nd behind Millky95 on 68 who had 9 tackles on the weekend. Its a 3 horse race between MWPP, Senor M and Millky95 to see who can get to 1000 DT points first. MWPP 861DT leads the 2 boys by 15. Cap needs 5 more goals to bring up the half century for the season, hopefully he can get them during this weekends game.



The first week of the double up games and it showed, our lowest total posts for the season. We were still able to get 15 different posters to engage with the thread.​