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Banter TRTT Part 12: Get Your Bowels Checked
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Reading through the Bowel Cancer Kit instructions today, having a bit of a laugh and my daughter walks in on the convo at the ‘storage’ section.
9yo: Why do we need to have Dad’s poo in the fridge.
Mrs B: Because the government said so.
9yo: Did we do something wrong?
Im still
at the thought of the govt punishing citizens by asking them to store feaces in the fridge.
9yo: Why do we need to have Dad’s poo in the fridge.
Mrs B: Because the government said so.
9yo: Did we do something wrong?
Im still
at the thought of the govt punishing citizens by asking them to store feaces in the fridge.
I'm betting that those posters that rail against storing chocolate in the fridge are over 50 and have bad eyesight.Im still
Doctor Feel
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I just made a bit of an experiment.
Milk, drinking chocolate, peanut butter, a few pieces of the new marble/caramilk hybrid into a saucepan. Melted it all together on medium heat stirring constantly.
Straight into a mug.
Wowee. That there is some good s**t.
Milk, drinking chocolate, peanut butter, a few pieces of the new marble/caramilk hybrid into a saucepan. Melted it all together on medium heat stirring constantly.
Straight into a mug.
Wowee. That there is some good s**t.
What sort of doctor are you
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Good onya don't forget routine bloodsReading through the Bowel Cancer Kit instructions today, having a bit of a laugh and my daughter walks in on the convo at the ‘storage’ section.
9yo: Why do we need to have Dad’s poo in the fridge.
Mrs B: Because the government said so.
9yo: Did we do something wrong?
Im still
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I feel like a gained a kilo just reading that. That being said, I wanna try some.
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Do you not have the obligatory suburban white person second fridge?Reading through the Bowel Cancer Kit instructions today, having a bit of a laugh and my daughter walks in on the convo at the ‘storage’ section.
9yo: Why do we need to have Dad’s poo in the fridge.
Mrs B: Because the government said so.
9yo: Did we do something wrong?
Im stillat the thought of the govt punishing citizens by asking them to store feaces in the fridge.
at the thought of the govt punishing citizens by asking them to store feaces in the fridge.
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Got some of those donut ball things from KFC tonight, except I think some popcorn chicken found its way in to the same fryer. So now I have chicken deep fried in donut cinnamon sugar.
It's....interesting.
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That pic must have been taken in a Walmart.
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Having googled Freejack and Postman, I dont know why I've never heard of these before.
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Newspaper manufactures outrage for advertising revenue, more at 11
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If people want this to stop, they need to stop clicking on the articles and talking about them. Conflict and outrage sell. Online news exists to make money and they make it through advertising revenue. All they have to do is find a random person with an opinion that angers people and bam, off we go. It is as simple as that - this is literally the perfect example.
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You say that like the newspaper just made it up and not reporting on something that someone was going to do regardless.
It's not a random person though, is it?
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However I completely support anything that will stop those campaigners and their 'da-da da-da da-da' when they're up by five goals and there's two minutes left.
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I’ve got an awful feeling about hearing that at the people* of Melbourne are **********s Ground next Saturday
*people born here not us victims of circumstances beyond our control
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