Autopsy V Godees , reversing earlier flogging.

[TennisPlayerAndy]

He is a better mark than our number 1 forward.

Embarrassing.

 

[Jimmy's Hot Dogs]

Walking in the rain back to the car before the 3 hour trip home.

Go Roos!

 

[RHLK]

Who did we piss off to get this woman commentating our game? Super annoying.

The 'Cheese-grater' was in fine form. Pickett's 6 touch first half was phlegm-rattling excitement.

 

[Roosurgence]

Imagine not having the ability to prevent Melksham from kicking five.

Clarko. Defensive genius.

Imagine subbing your second ruckman off the ground when the games up for grabs and handing your opposition ascendancy in the middle of the ground.

Master Coach? ****ing bloke from the pub wouldn’t be that dumb.

 

[CURVE]

Midfield far too Vanilla to compete for 4 quarters.

Midfield too short, without LDU our mids are all under 185cms. We came up against bigger, stronger midfield unit and they became more influential as the game progressed.

 

[Dinkers]

Yet another steaming pile of shit dished up.

It was nicely summed up in the dying seconds. Dinkers nee Daniel does another dinky Daniel kick , waddles past for the handball. Realises he's ****ed, off loads by hand. The ball makes its way to Scott on the boundary in the back pocket under pressure he kicks it out on the full but the siren sounded.
5 disposals and went nowhere.
Had the ball stayed in play Melb had us out numbered. I mean **** me.
A million per year to cook up this steaming turd sandwich.

But Harvey looked good, Zurhaar. Curtis until his injury and not much else.

Our only hope now is someone at AFL hq decides to step in .

 

[FootySmartSimpson]

Had another servicable game. That one smothered handball was a stinker. But Jys game was completely shit, so Jy should be making way for incoming players.. but wont.

Our midfield was generally shit for the first half, outside of Kerch. Against mediocre opposition, you just can’t give up the first half midfield battle and expect to be on the contest.

Jy, Powell and Sheezel really not sighted in the first half. It was list then and there.

 

[zoomba23]

Our midfield was generally shit for the first half, outside of Kerch. Against mediocre opposition, you just can’t give up the first half midfield battle and expect to be on the contest.

Jy, Powell and Sheezel really not sighted in the first half. It was list then and there.

Not sure if a midfield containing Gawn, Petracca and Pickett can be classified as mediocre lol. We were given a pasting, but it wasn't because our midfield opponents had an uncharacteristic day

 

[BigRedRoo]

Seems like Gawn can do what he pleases in the ruck, high fend offs, jumper holding, blocking whatever Max wants the umpires are clueless.

Jy can just F off, no way he should be captain again next year, brings absolutely nothing, no leadership, no direction, nothing.

Copper showed he can play, Dawson looks like he will develop into a good player. Need to focus on some real defenders in the next draft.

 

[Moti]

Our midfield was generally shit for the first half, outside of Kerch. Against mediocre opposition, you just can’t give up the first half midfield battle and expect to be on the contest.

Jy, Powell and Sheezel really not sighted in the first half. It was list then and there.

You are talking about a premiership midfield plus Kosy. All with a midfield that didn't have one player that can run the 100m in under 22 minutes.

 

[Roosurgence]

Again our experienced players turning the ball over at crucial times.

Another Simpkin momentum sapping clanger where he hits it 10m over Dawson head and Melbourne take it down and score a goal.

Parker was shitful as well. Missing simple handballs that resulted in turnovers.

It’s not even the kids making these dumbarse ****ups its experienced players.

Caleb Daniel

5

Caleb Daniel

Age

29

Ht

171cm

Wt

72kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

21.3

5star

K

11.5

4star

HB

9.8

5star

M

3.5

4star

T

2.9

4star

CL

1.4

4star

D

19.5

4star

K

11.1

4star

HB

8.4

4star

M

3.6

4star

T

2.0

3star

CL

1.0

3star

D

16.4

4star

K

7.2

3star

HB

9.2

5star

M

3.4

4star

T

2.6

4star

CL

0.2

2star

is good for a couple of turnover goals per game.

 

[Snowy off the Tram]

Careless, high, severe .. 3 weeks

The same three categories you could tick for Ed Richards but …. Crickets

 

[FootySmartSimpson]

You are talking about a premiership midfield plus Kosy. All with a midfield that didn't have one player that can run the 100m in under 22 minutes.

I don’t care who the opposition is. I expect professional midfielders to be -outside of McKercher- playing football, not hide-and-go-seek.

 

[Roosurgence]

The same three categories you could tick for Ed Richards but …. Crickets

Same as Merrett hitting Blakey earlier this year but deemed to be playing the ball.

 

[scottywiper]

You can say we've improved.
Who has improved?
Hardeman, Curtis, Zurhaar, Stephens (meh), Luke Mac, anyone else? O' Sullivan cos he's a first year player, McKercher maybe.

Who has gone backwards (for various reasons).
LDU
Simpkin
Larkey
Sheezel
Wardlaw
Daniels
Scott
Duursma (not that's played much but he showed more last year)
Logue
You could add a few more to that list too.

I've probably missed one or two either way. but The majority of our players have not improved in any significant way

 

[FootySmartSimpson]

Not sure if a midfield containing Gawn, Petracca and Pickett can be classified as mediocre lol. We were given a pasting, but it wasn't because our midfield opponents had an uncharacteristic day

The opposition team is mediocre. We had a massive opportunity to leap frog three teams today, and choked. Mainly because a bunch of our experienced or highly rated younger players were unsighted when the game was on the line.

 

[amaz199]

Not buying the midfield excuse.

This is the same midfield (besides LDU) that did a number on this mob in round 2.

We were dominating in parts of the game too. Shithouse effort.

 

[scottywiper]

Our only hope now is someone at AFL hq decides to step in .

Tend to agree.

 

[Roosurgence]

The opposition team is mediocre. We had a massive opportunity to leap frog three teams today, and choked. Mainly because a bunch of our experienced or highly rated younger players were unsighted when the game was on the line.

They weren’t unsighted, they were the ones turning it over under no pressure.

 

[Devil Fish]

Spewing we lost that. If we’d won & Stk lost, we could’ve been 14th!!!! Imagine that. I dared to dream.
Oh well, now we need to hold on to 16th.

The only winnable game is Rich in Tassie.

If they beat us, bottom two for 6 consecutive years. But I’m ok with that. The club has assured us we’re on the right path. We know we have the talent. Just gotta keep pumping games into the kids and maybe land another 2 or 3 shlt truck discards, and it’ll turn.

Thanks to everyone at NMFC for all your hard work having us in this position. It’s much appreciated.

 

[RHLK]

Not buying the midfield excuse.

This is the same midfield (besides LDU) that did a number on this mob in round 2.

We were dominating in parts of the game too. Shithouse effort.

Xerri flogged Gawn that game, big difference.

 

[fusion]

I’ll be astounded if he’s not.

It wasn’t malicious. But he plays for North and he inadvertently knocked a player out cold with his arm.

He going to get 3 weeks. Similar to Scrimshaw. Any more and it's the north tax.

 

[bennymate]

Just a weak performance all around. Missing Souv and LDU obviously hurt, but the inability to stop scores from turnovers remains a major issue.

Clarko might not be the entire problem, but it doesn’t change the fact that he’s looking more and more like a bang-average coach with some baffling tactical decisions. And to top it all off, we’re now forced to watch CCJ play football — which feels like a punishment worse than death.

 

[zoomba23]

The opposition team is mediocre. We had a massive opportunity to leap frog three teams today, and choked. Mainly because a bunch of our experienced or highly rated younger players were unsighted when the game was on the line.

If you were expecting to leapfrog anyone today, you don't know North

 

[Dinkers]

Spewing we lost that. If we’d won & Stk lost, we could’ve been 14th!!!! Imagine that. I dared to dream.
Oh well, now we need to hold on to 16th.

The only winnable game is Rich in Tassie.

If they beat us, bottom two for 6 consecutive years. But I’m ok with that. The club has assured us we’re on the right path. We know we have the talent. Just gotta keep pumping games into the kids and maybe land another 2 or 3 shlt truck discards, and it’ll turn.

Thanks to everyone at NMFC for all your hard work having us in this position. It’s much appreciated.

Well we have pick 3 in the draft, so let's not panic.