Media VeinMedia Presents... Opposition Analysis: S30 Edition

[AceAndy]

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I was referring to the second part of the sentence.

 

[VeinGlorious]

I was referring to the second part of the sentence.

 

[RookiePick]

RookiePick managed 14 posts in his 150th qooty match...

The Jarrad Waite of his qootball generation.

 

[Matera92]

13 posts?

I must have been drunk.

 

[VeinGlorious]

The Jarrad Waite of his qootball generation.

All potential with a heap of soft tissue injuries?

13 posts?

I must have been drunk.

I saved you a moist towelette

 

[Genghis Tron]

Gumbie @Genghis Tron post 48 times as well

Is that so? Hmm, looks like I'm featuring in thrillas latest thread then.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Is that so? Hmm, looks like I'm featuring in thrillas latest thread then.

Freedom to move about the threads should be embraced. Value adding is important as it diversifies conversation!

 

[Genghis Tron]

Freedom to move about the threads should be embraced. Value adding is important as it diversifies conversation!

I prefer it when you call me a weak gutted animal.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

I prefer it when you call me a weak gutted animal.

If the cap fits...

 

[VeinGlorious]

Round 9
Baghdad Bombers Vs Las Vegas Bears
At Abdu Prison

RATINGS.


The Stalwart.

The Las Vegas Bears didn’t have anyone that fit into this category.

The Up and Comers.



tony

For a man that stumbled into the league by accident, this young rookie sure has made a splash.
After only 9 matches is already one of their best posters, and that’s no slight on the rest of the list at all. This bloke is just that good. Will certainly feature in the EKA voting come seasons end.



guero

Another rookie from the Las Vegas Bears, Mr Guero has captivated hearts all across the land of Sweet.
Has an incredible eye for rocks (we are up to 16) and loves a hit of golf, even if he is putting from the rough most of the time. Another who will feature in the EKA at the conclusion of the season, guero is but one important cog that will see the Bears rise in the future.

The Fallen Hero



U2tigers

It pains me to say this, but I think Bono did his best work at the Wonders and should probably consider a move back there to find his spark. A generally likeable persona, U2 seemed to lack something in his latest outing against the Bombers.
I certainly hope he can get back to his best in the coming months, as a fit and firing Bono is good for the league.
He’s also gotten a bit portly, as his selfie above clearly identifies.

The Court Jester.



Muddiemoose

Before the commencement of S30, the Bombers courted the Moose rather vigorously to try and gain his signature.
It was rutting season at the time, so he was fairly amorous in our team PM, and basically everyone had a turn.
This guy is seriously funny and was an absolute delight to post against, which puts him in the top 5 rookies this season IMO.
Hopefully he can stay engaged as he will be an asset to the league for many seasons to come.
Please don’t confuse him with a deer, or else the last thing you see before you depart this green earth is a set of antlers and an angry moose with a boner.

The People’s Champion’s People’s Champion.



Metalcrusher

In such a short period of time the man affectionately known as “Crushy” has certainly staked his claim as a future captain of the Las Vegas Bears.
Will do absolutely anything for his teammates, and leads by example.
Loves a virtual punch on and having a laugh, Mr Crusher has an important decision ahead of him in the coming months.
Does he stick it out at the Bears, a club that needs an enforcer and someone who will go into battle for them, sometimes singlehandedly?

Or

Does he come back to the might of the Baghdad Bombers posting unit, and let the vicious cycle continue?

Some interesting times ahead for the Las Vegas Bears.

Well peeps, another ******* round of painstaking analysis and ratings done!

Up next, the plasticine figurines from The House Of Gumby

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[serial_thrilla]

Is that so? Hmm, looks like I'm featuring in thrillas latest thread then.

Chipmunk what are the odds of Genghis Tron being in the top 20?

 

[JackBero]

Boom recruit @U2tigers

i thought he played for the furries

 

[VeinGlorious]

Round 10
Gumbies FFC Vs Baghdad Bombers at
The House Of Gumby​

Round 10 saw us make the trip to the house of plasticine horrors, The House Of Gumby, to take on Barrybran and his band of stretchy men (and woman)

It was a far-cry from previous binary-riddled encounters in the sense that they actually responded with words... that was until Barry decided he would take the Millky95 route and only respond with gifs and memes for an entire week, which wasn’t totally abhorrent but unexpected nonetheless.

Leading the charge for the resurgent Gumbies was former Bomber Riviat , who managed to hit the ton with ease.

He also wore that little blue number I got him as a parting gift, which I must admit threw a few of the Bombers off their game.

Cheeky little cat that he is.

Former Bear turned Gumby Genghis Tron got his eclectic groove on and managed a respectable 85 posts, whilst sophomore GWS Goose flew the flag admirably for the plastic prophylactics, chiming in with 83 of his own before drinking too much BentSpoke and spewing everywhere.

Gumbies enforcer Taylor managed to score a solid 61 not out, followed closely by captain Barrybran who was bowled out for 48 posts, most of them without text.

Bomber fanboy BoomerAndy also played a role for the Gumboots, adding two pages of his own ranty, boomer-fueled rhetoric before shitting his nappy and falling asleep, and FF maestro Rodney Dangerfield had a really good knock of 39.

League stalwart and Bomber turncoat beez scored a quick-fire 30 before being caught on the boundary, whilst rookie sensation omgfridge and the largely unknown Brick Loosener combined for 43 to keep the home side in it .

Gumbies legend StFly posted 15 times, and he was supported by NSWCROW , Jivlain , cats2rise , BlueE , Spuddd and a few others who all contributed in the single digits.

The match thread was pretty chill overall, nothing too angsty, but the real achievement for the week was that the Gumbies had 19, that’s right, NINETEEN posters contribute in some form to the thread.

That is a massive number for the once struggling Gumbies, and if they could manage to get Ned Ryerson and TalkingFootyNow1223 involved again in some capacity their list is looking in top shape.

Kudos to Barry for sticking it out and rebuilding this list when most others would’ve sat in a corner, sobbing uncontrollably.

Up next, the all important ratings.

 

[Millky95]

It was a far-cry from previous binary-riddled encounters in the sense that they actually responded with words... that was until Barry decided he would take the @Millky95 route and only respond with gifs and memes for an entire week, which wasn’t totally abhorrent but unexpected nonetheless.

Did the gifs all have a theme or do I need to revive ParxBoy and teach some lessons?

 

[VeinGlorious]

Did the gifs all have a theme or do I need to revive ParxBoy and teach some lessons?

They were just random response gifs mate.

 

[Millky95]

They were just random response gifs mate.

Shame

 

[VeinGlorious]

Shame

 

[Barrybran]

Did the gifs all have a theme or do I need to revive ParxBoy and teach some lessons?

They were just random response gifs mate.

All the gifs posted were in context to what was being responded to

 

[VeinGlorious]

All the gifs posted were in context to what was being responded to

Yeah, that’s what I meant.

They were in context, but there was no recurring theme.

 

[Barrybran]

Yeah, that’s what I meant.

They were in context, but there was no recurring theme.

I figured I'd leave out of context chicken in a can to you guys

 

[VeinGlorious]

I figured I'd leave out of context chicken in a can to you guys

Speaking of canned chicken, did you know most vegetables are not actually vegan?

 

[Barrybran]

Speaking of canned chicken, did you know most vegetables are not actually vegan?

How so?

 

[VeinGlorious]

How so?

I’m so glad you asked.

Vegetables are mostly grown in animal manure with blood and bone as a fertiliser.

 

[Barrybran]

I’m so glad you asked.

Vegetables are mostly grown in animal manure with blood and bone as a fertiliser.

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I can get behind this. Manure is arguably a natural product though so that would get a pass with vegans I would think.

 

[VeinGlorious]

I can get behind this. Manure is arguably a natural product though so that would get a pass with vegans I would think.