Grand Uncle Horace
Shake down the thunder
ROUND 3 ROUND 3 - KABOOM - ROUND 3 ROUND 3
After the unconscionable delay to the R 3 write up caused by technical malfunctions to the Aunty, the KABOOM noms were pushed back.So here we are at end of Rd 4 and you are about to read about witty work in Round 3. Confused? Welcome to the land of my people.
New Kaboom Rule - Rookie jokes and jabs at Wayneo do not count towards a Kaboom
Before I start it has been noted several Rookies have been having fun with WaynesWorld19. Yep this is easy, the guy spams a lot and does dumb things. Everyone knows that. New rule? Who decided on that? I did because I can.
If any Rookie or other campaigner wants to have a whinge, feel free to lodge a request for The Beandip Correction. I am certain AuntyBlindEye Antonio BlueVein Strigoi and the other powers that would be plutocrats involved in Rookie of the Year will pay attention. I will not.
The rationale for the new rule is as simple as Wayneo himself. It is far too easy to knock yet more holes into the "Human Colander". The guy has had more bleed outs than Julius Caesar on the Ides of March.
So to the Round 3 Bantz Noms
The S.29 Rookies are a wonderfully diverse and clever crew. In my trundles around Match and other Threads I pay close attention to every post from every Rookie. Of course if you believe that I can offer you a remarkably good deal on the Holden brand name and vehicles. Of course the last half decent Holden was Craig who played for the Bloods and Swan Districts iirc.
I must say that Tonga Bob continues to delight not just his lucky team mates but all his opponents with his good humoured quick wit and charm. Yes his tongue is discoloured from kava and betel nut and his tatts are blood curdling but there is no doubt he helps make a match thread.Here he is having an interchange with crowd favourite fumbler in their Round 3 match thread:
fumbler said: "Last week we played against a side who loved chatting to themselves and this week we play against a side who loves chatting about themselves."
Tonga Bob replied: "That's ironic. Last week we played against a side who loved playing against themselves and this week we play against a side who loves playing with themselves.
As his Skipper TheInjuryFactory and others pointed out it is less a Kaboom but more
Enjoy the accolade Tonga Bob. (Thanks TIF who supplied the image)
Round 3 also saw much admiration for the continuing good work of Santoz, jezzajay and GWS Goose among many others.
Here is some nice work from serial_thrilla in the Drags v Dees Match Thread where he takes the Wooooooo out of the sails of the unique cooney
Cooney said, "I haven't given up." To which the the Drags' recruit responded:
"No, you are the one constant in the Demons lineup this week. It's a fairly small constant, but you're still there."
Cap has shown how wonderful it is to be loved by the Sim in matches, but here is Cap responding to the bog standard comment from a player being bested in Banter.
AceAndy said "Pipe down Rookie"
Cap responded with "Classic B Grader call"
Ouch.
After the unconscionable delay to the R 3 write up caused by technical malfunctions to the Aunty, the KABOOM noms were pushed back.So here we are at end of Rd 4 and you are about to read about witty work in Round 3. Confused? Welcome to the land of my people.
New Kaboom Rule - Rookie jokes and jabs at Wayneo do not count towards a Kaboom
Before I start it has been noted several Rookies have been having fun with WaynesWorld19. Yep this is easy, the guy spams a lot and does dumb things. Everyone knows that. New rule? Who decided on that? I did because I can.
If any Rookie or other campaigner wants to have a whinge, feel free to lodge a request for The Beandip Correction. I am certain AuntyBlindEye Antonio BlueVein Strigoi and the other powers that would be plutocrats involved in Rookie of the Year will pay attention. I will not.
The rationale for the new rule is as simple as Wayneo himself. It is far too easy to knock yet more holes into the "Human Colander". The guy has had more bleed outs than Julius Caesar on the Ides of March.
So to the Round 3 Bantz Noms
The S.29 Rookies are a wonderfully diverse and clever crew. In my trundles around Match and other Threads I pay close attention to every post from every Rookie. Of course if you believe that I can offer you a remarkably good deal on the Holden brand name and vehicles. Of course the last half decent Holden was Craig who played for the Bloods and Swan Districts iirc.
I must say that Tonga Bob continues to delight not just his lucky team mates but all his opponents with his good humoured quick wit and charm. Yes his tongue is discoloured from kava and betel nut and his tatts are blood curdling but there is no doubt he helps make a match thread.Here he is having an interchange with crowd favourite fumbler in their Round 3 match thread:
fumbler said: "Last week we played against a side who loved chatting to themselves and this week we play against a side who loves chatting about themselves."
Tonga Bob replied: "That's ironic. Last week we played against a side who loved playing against themselves and this week we play against a side who loves playing with themselves.
As his Skipper TheInjuryFactory and others pointed out it is less a Kaboom but more
Enjoy the accolade Tonga Bob. (Thanks TIF who supplied the image)
Round 3 also saw much admiration for the continuing good work of Santoz, jezzajay and GWS Goose among many others.
Here is some nice work from serial_thrilla in the Drags v Dees Match Thread where he takes the Wooooooo out of the sails of the unique cooney
Cooney said, "I haven't given up." To which the the Drags' recruit responded:
"No, you are the one constant in the Demons lineup this week. It's a fairly small constant, but you're still there."
Cap has shown how wonderful it is to be loved by the Sim in matches, but here is Cap responding to the bog standard comment from a player being bested in Banter.
AceAndy said "Pipe down Rookie"
Cap responded with "Classic B Grader call"
Ouch.