AFL Player #21: Dyson Heppell aka Farnsy

[Lore]

Contract Status: Unrestricted Free Agent 2024
My Boy Draft 2024: Pick 27, Highly Evolved

 

[Kakkle]

Poor Dyson's camels

 

[Its Manbearpig]

Missed his part just saw the Judd crap D:

 

[DonsRule]

Dys looked rather unhappy.

 

[Rack Watts]

I feel really bad for him, his missus seems pretty ungrateful. They obviously meant a lot to him.

 

[DonsRule]

Anyone fancy Doison,

May be single now, way to his heart -- Indonesian camels

 

[Rack Watts]

Single now you reckon?
The camel that broke the straw-haired man's back.

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

Dyson is a cracker.

 

[2one2]

What a *en stupid segment. Destroy someone's property and high five.

 

[Its Manbearpig]

Dont break the camels! D:
He looks genuinely pissed about them atm

 

[Its Manbearpig]

He is pissed was that for real?! Im actually ****ed off just watching that myself.

 

[Mercuri Rising]

What happened?

 

[Its Manbearpig]

They had Crawford go into Heppels house chat with his missus and pick a few things to destroy.
A jacket, a footy bag and some camels with sentimental value.
Dyson said No., no dont destroy the camels take the jacket or bag just not the camels.. then the camels were thrown into a wood chipper. He looked genuinely pissed like we've never seen before.

 

[MightyDons4]

They had Crawford go into Heppels house chat with his missus and pick a few things to destroy.
A jacket, a footy bag and some camels with sentimental value.
Dyson said No., no dont destroy the camels take the jacket or bag just not the camels.. then the camels were thrown into a wood chipper. He looked genuinely pissed like we've never seen before.

Think he had a tear in his eye. Let's hope they do a segment where Hep goes round to Crawfs place and destroys some of his property

 

[Its Manbearpig]

Think he had a tear in his eye. Let's hope they do a segment where Hep goes round to Crawfs place and destroys some of his property

That would hurt a bit wouldnt it, dys might be single soon...

I hope so too though blow his car up or something haha

 

[Beerfish]

Dyson is a cracker.

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[DonsRule]

 

[Mercuri Rising]

They had Crawford go into Heppels house chat with his missus and pick a few things to destroy.
A jacket, a footy bag and some camels with sentimental value.
Dyson said No., no dont destroy the camels take the jacket or bag just not the camels.. then the camels were thrown into a wood chipper. He looked genuinely pissed like we've never seen before.

 

[DonsRule]

I wonder if it was a set up?

They just happened to have a wood chipper parked out front at those hours?

I think Dysons's reaction was genuine - but I wonder if the camels were fakes/props?

 

[Charliebrow 16]

Sounds like we need some footage!

 

[Lance Uppercut]

um, c'mon guys... Surely we know by now absolutely everything on that show is set-up...

 

[Ashton Agar]

The Footy Show are a bunch of morons anyway. Feel sorry for him.

 

[daffo]

They had Crawford go into Heppels house chat with his missus and pick a few things to destroy.
A jacket, a footy bag and some camels with sentimental value.
Dyson said No., no dont destroy the camels take the jacket or bag just not the camels.. then the camels were thrown into a wood chipper. He looked genuinely pissed like we've never seen before.

If it wasn't a set up then and I was Dyson I would never go on the show again.

 

[Ashton Agar]

What gives The Footy Show the right to destroy his property anyway? If he says don't destroy it, don't bloody destroy it. They are lucky he even let them into the house.

 

[Ambrosia]

You guys seriously think he cared??? Extremely obvious set up.

 

[eth-dog]

Who even cares? One year from now nobody will remember that it's happened ffs.