The King!
Chosen One
I was carrying an injury
I broke my hand on a blackboard
I broke my hand on a blackboard
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As Head of Media & Communications I will be releasing this online tomorrow morning:
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Last night, the Sydney Swans board lost to the Bye - a team which has not won a game in it's 120 year existence. Despite a week's worth of preperation and careful team selection, the Swans board has critically failed to produce a winning result.
Head coach Mick Oxlong in his post-match press conference stated that "very few can hold their head high after tonight's performance. It was a complete breakdown across every line".
Spearhead The King! was reportedly seen yelling vehemently at his midfield group post-game, telling them to "lower your eyes, flogs!". The star full-forward kicked 2 goals for the game in a disappointing showing.
"As disappointing as this result was, this loss won't fracture the group", Oxlong insisted. "This playing group has been through much greater adversities than this: the 2016 Grand Final autopsy thread, the #sackhorse movement, and the COLA Wars were all strong tests of character and resilience and I can assure you this group will remain steady."
A rousing half time address by apparent guest of honour John Longmire was not enough, as some players were reportedly taken aback by what was his most attacking move as a coach in the last 3 years. When asked for comments after the game, Longmire just muttered under his breath about the lack of key forwards floating in the back line, before moving along.
Playing coach Mick Oxlong continues to have the full support of the board - seriously, this time!
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AwesomeAs Head of Media & Communications I will be releasing this online tomorrow morning:
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Last night, the Sydney Swans board lost to the Bye - a team which has not won a game in it's 120 year existence. Despite a week's worth of preperation and careful team selection, the Swans board has critically failed to produce a winning result.
Head coach Mick Oxlong in his post-match press conference stated that "very few can hold their head high after tonight's performance. It was a complete breakdown across every line".
Spearhead The King! was reportedly seen yelling vehemently at his midfield group post-game, telling them to "lower your eyes, flogs!". The star full-forward kicked 2 goals for the game in a disappointing showing.
"As disappointing as this result was, this loss won't fracture the group", Oxlong insisted. "This playing group has been through much greater adversities than this: the 2016 Grand Final autopsy thread, the #sackhorse movement, and the COLA Wars were all strong tests of character and resilience and I can assure you this group will remain steady."
A rousing half time address by apparent guest of honour John Longmire was not enough, as some players were reportedly taken aback by what was his most attacking move as a coach in the last 3 years. When asked for comments after the game, Longmire just muttered under his breath about the lack of key forwards floating in the back line, before moving along.
Playing coach Mick Oxlong continues to have the full support of the board - seriously, this time!
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I might have to reiterate that I did have a Plan B but once I started that ICE bath with Cuz...I forgot all about it! Actually, I forgot we were playing at all and subsequently didn’t even realize that I dragged myself early on in the match!I blame Mick Oxlong, no plan B!
Surely Tucker gets extended?Out: the biggest current injury list in AFL
In: whichever medicos or surgeons Brisbane or Adelaide have on their roster!
https://m.afl.com.au/news/2019-06-11/the-full-afl-injury-list-round-13
Surely Tucker gets extended?
Surely Tucker gets extended?
Dont we all
Good to see the effort improved over the preseason!This post has more effort in it than some of our players this year.
You’ve written that like you were midway through a piss and the 2yo has grabbed the old fella!
Can't wait to get Updated back. Very important player across hb for us.
I'd like to see Thex Traman get a run too...Can't wait to get Updated back. Very important player across hb for us.
Surprised not too see A Stretcher on the list. He's made a very quiet recovery.