Preview Changes: R7 vs GWS - Saturday April 30 1.40pm ACST @ Adelaide Oval

[marvin]

It is often difficult to know who is playing where when watching on the telly. Dwayne and his mates often give false information (how about that monster wind we kicked against in the last quarter against the Doggies).

I like to track who is playing where when I see a match live and you can also see where players run (eg our wingmen).

Seeing as we're bound by some unseen contract to have Dwayne sharing his insights, here's my entry form for Dwayne Bingo this weekend.

1. Brodie Smith’s dad barracked for Port
2. Drop Step
3. Something something Geelong Falcons.
4. Billy Frampton used to play for Port.
5. Free kick - NOT PAID!
6. The Crows were in front by as much as 14 points (as he tries to build a narrative about choking)
7. Delightful
8. That could be the game winning point/tackle/spoil/interchange (if there’s less than 5 minutes to go)
9. Dance floor
10. THAT’S AS GOOD. AS. IT. GETS.

 

[Danger in Texas]

Seeing as we're bound by some unseen contract to have Dwayne sharing his insights, here's my entry form for Dwayne Bingo this weekend.

1. Brodie Smith’s dad barracked for Port
2. Drop Step
3. Something something Geelong Falcons.
4. Billy Frampton used to play for Port.
5. Free kick - NOT PAID!
6. The Crows were in front by as much as 14 points (as he tries to build a narrative about choking)
7. Delightful
8. That could be the game winning point/tackle/spoil/interchange (if there’s less than 5 minutes to go)
9. Dance floor
10. THAT’S AS GOOD. AS. IT. GETS.

Needs more ‘rolls it, goals it’

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

"Game high lead" in the first quarter after barely a handful of goals

 

[maxlilly]

Heard this one from Dwayne last week
Under the cross bar.... for a soccer goal.

 

[Rory Walkerfield]

Seeing as we're bound by some unseen contract to have Dwayne sharing his insights, here's my entry form for Dwayne Bingo this weekend.

1. Brodie Smith’s dad barracked for Port
2. Drop Step
3. Something something Geelong Falcons.
4. Billy Frampton used to play for Port.
5. Free kick - NOT PAID!
6. The Crows were in front by as much as 14 points (as he tries to build a narrative about choking)
7. Delightful
8. That could be the game winning point/tackle/spoil/interchange (if there’s less than 5 minutes to go)
9. Dance floor
10. THAT’S AS GOOD. AS. IT. GETS.

11. “He fluffed his line”
12. “That’s something something since he came back from his suspension” - making some tenuous connection between an event in the match and Tex being back in the side in order to remind everyone Tex was out

 

[Crows I Am]

Seeing as we're bound by some unseen contract to have Dwayne sharing his insights, here's my entry form for Dwayne Bingo this weekend.

1. Brodie Smith’s dad barracked for Port
2. Drop Step
3. Something something Geelong Falcons.
4. Billy Frampton used to play for Port.
5. Free kick - NOT PAID!
6. The Crows were in front by as much as 14 points (as he tries to build a narrative about choking)
7. Delightful
8. That could be the game winning point/tackle/spoil/interchange (if there’s less than 5 minutes to go)
9. Dance floor
10. THAT’S AS GOOD. AS. IT. GETS.

You got this spot on

Number 5 annoys me the most, I find he has to make a comment about a free kick being missed at just about every contest

 

[Interloperer]

Seeing as we're bound by some unseen contract to have Dwayne sharing his insights, here's my entry form for Dwayne Bingo this weekend.

1. Brodie Smith’s dad barracked for Port
2. Drop Step
3. Something something Geelong Falcons.
4. Billy Frampton used to play for Port.
5. Free kick - NOT PAID!
6. The Crows were in front by as much as 14 points (as he tries to build a narrative about choking)
7. Delightful
8. That could be the game winning point/tackle/spoil/interchange (if there’s less than 5 minutes to go)
9. Dance floor
10. THAT’S AS GOOD. AS. IT. GETS.

"THATS OUTTA HERE!" for a goal that barely clears the goal line.
There also needs to be a free space for whatever new saying he's learned that he's never used before, but suddenly now feels the need to use every 30 seconds.

 

[jackster83]

Seeing as we're bound by some unseen contract to have Dwayne sharing his insights, here's my entry form for Dwayne Bingo this weekend.

1. Brodie Smith’s dad barracked for Port
2. Drop Step
3. Something something Geelong Falcons.
4. Billy Frampton used to play for Port.
5. Free kick - NOT PAID!
6. The Crows were in front by as much as 14 points (as he tries to build a narrative about choking)
7. Delightful
8. That could be the game winning point/tackle/spoil/interchange (if there’s less than 5 minutes to go)
9. Dance floor
10. THAT’S AS GOOD. AS. IT. GETS.

Don't forget the "shake and bake".

 

[Dangarman]

Bring back Cometti. Wiki has a great collection of his lines.

A few others I remember -
"Schauble - Schwartz - Neitz ... sounds like a German legal firm"
"Goals hard to come by at the moment" - "Yep. Like a midnight taxi in Meekatharra"
Lachie and Ricky Henderson

31

Ricky Henderson

Age

35

Ht

188cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.4

5star

K

11.2

4star

HB

7.2

4star

M

5.7

5star

T

2.0

4star

CL

1.1

3star

D

15.0

4star

K

7.9

3star

HB

7.1

4star

M

5.3

5star

T

1.6

3star

CL

1.3

4star

D

11.0

3star

K

6.4

3star

HB

4.6

4star

M

5.0

5star

T

1.2

3star

CL

0.8

3star

compete for the ball - "The Henderson kids go at it"

 

[Klug]

Seeing as we're bound by some unseen contract to have Dwayne sharing his insights, here's my entry form for Dwayne Bingo this weekend.

1. Brodie Smith’s dad barracked for Port
2. Drop Step
3. Something something Geelong Falcons.
4. Billy Frampton used to play for Port.
5. Free kick - NOT PAID!
6. The Crows were in front by as much as 14 points (as he tries to build a narrative about choking)
7. Delightful
8. That could be the game winning point/tackle/spoil/interchange (if there’s less than 5 minutes to go)
9. Dance floor
10. THAT’S AS GOOD. AS. IT. GETS.

Seeing as we're bound by some unseen contract to have Dwayne sharing his insights, here's my entry form for Dwayne Bingo this weekend.

1. Brodie Smith’s dad barracked for Port
2. Drop Step
3. Something something Geelong Falcons.
4. Billy Frampton used to play for Port.
5. Free kick - NOT PAID!
6. The Crows were in front by as much as 14 points (as he tries to build a narrative about choking)
7. Delightful
8. That could be the game winning point/tackle/spoil/interchange (if there’s less than 5 minutes to go)
9. Dance floor
10. THAT’S AS GOOD. AS. IT. GETS.

• Natives being restless (natives are never in Melbourne, only in other states)
• Gives it some shoe
• Chaos ball

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[Klug]

- "Its been a bit week on Adelaide this week with Erin Philips walking out on Crows" (said in a joyous voice)

- "There's still time!! (90 secs left but 3 goals down)

 

[TRP1996]

"THATS OUTTA HERE!" for a goal that barely clears the goal line.

''HE'S PUT IT INTO THE RIVER TORRENS!''

 

[Carmo]

something something ex crows player Phil Davis

1

Phil Davis

Age

33

Ht

197cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.0

3star

K

7.6

3star

HB

5.4

4star

M

5.2

5star

T

1.7

4star

MG

55.5

1star

D

8.5

2star

K

4.4

2star

HB

4.1

3star

M

3.4

3star

T

1.3

2star

MG

55.5

1star

D

14.0

4star

K

8.0

3star

HB

6.0

4star

M

5.8

5star

T

1.4

4star

get a run you reckon?

Himmelberg and Himmelberg comparisons

GWS chock full of first round picks and most of Adel first rounders are in SANFL

Ex GWS Hately will get a run

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

Let's hope there is no wind tomorrow!

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

Bring back Cometti. Wiki has a great collection of his lines.

A few others I remember -
"Schauble - Schwartz - Neitz ... sounds like a German legal firm"
"Goals hard to come by at the moment" - "Yep. Like a midnight taxi in Meekatharra"
Lachie and Ricky Henderson compete for the ball - "The Henderson kids go at it"

Yze... good player, lousy scrabble hand

 

[Go the Guts]

Ah Dennis. There will never be another like him.

“Ling’s running off the ground a little bit gingerly.”

“Barlow to Bateman. The Hawks are attacking alphabetically.”

"Lovett went one way, Murray went the other, and he ended up trying to tackle the hyphen."

"Kevin Sheedy, who was coaching Essendon 14 years before Adelaide was founded. The team, not the city."

"The Magpies ought to be kicking themselves right now, but with their luck, they'd probably miss."

"Ball in dispute, Lamb, now Yze the meat in the sandwich. Really, Lamb should be in the sandwich."

 

[The Smith Revolution]

Ah Dennis. There will never be another like him.

“Ling’s running off the ground a little bit gingerly.”

“Barlow to Bateman. The Hawks are attacking alphabetically.”

"Lovett went one way, Murray went the other, and he ended up trying to tackle the hyphen."

"Kevin Sheedy, who was coaching Essendon 14 years before Adelaide was founded. The team, not the city."

"The Magpies ought to be kicking themselves right now, but with their luck, they'd probably miss."

"Ball in dispute, Lamb, now Yze the meat in the sandwich. Really, Lamb should be in the sandwich."

Andrew

Ah Dennis. There will never be another like him.

“Ling’s running off the ground a little bit gingerly.”

“Barlow to Bateman. The Hawks are attacking alphabetically.”

"Lovett went one way, Murray went the other, and he ended up trying to tackle the hyphen."

"Kevin Sheedy, who was coaching Essendon 14 years before Adelaide was founded. The team, not the city."

"The Magpies ought to be kicking themselves right now, but with their luck, they'd probably miss."

"Ball in dispute, Lamb, now Yze the meat in the sandwich. Really, Lamb should be in the sandwich."

 

[The Smith Revolution]

“Andrew Dunkley - Hands of gold, feet of clay. “ another Dennis special

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

We need that 2nd Friday night game tonight..

 

[Go the Guts]

We need that 2nd Friday night game tonight..

Sheesh....... poor old west coast. Looking like perennial wooden spooners. This may get really really ugly.

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

Sheesh....... poor old west coast. Looking like perennial wooden spooners. This may get really really ugly.

On track to lose 8 of their last 10 games at home.

 

[Sanders]

That hately haters are out again

How many hates, could a Hately hater hate, if a Hately hater could hate hates?

 

[FR0GGY]

How many hates, could a Hately hater hate, if a Hately hater could hate hates?

8?

 

[Sanders]

8?

Don’t be a hater.

 

[Betts are off]

How many hates, could a Hately hater hate, if a Hately hater could hate hates?

If a Hately Hater hates Hately, but no-one is there to read it, does the Hately Hater actually Hate Hately?