Official Team Thread Dragons S23 Official Team Thread - Congratulations Kim Jong Il

[cammo6556]

Degenerates, lowlifes and assorted Dragon Island riff-raff, wrap your looking gear 'round this...

That tingling in your pants can mean many things. Firstly, Blaze Storm, you need to get that topical cream... Secondly, it's that time when we elevate another Dragon into temporary celebrity.

It's a great pleasure to name roo2macca your posting overlord for the week just gone.



As usual, the good folk at the falsely named Sex Party have whipped the hat around for a prize.

That's right, roo2macca, you and a friend will flown to Sydney to be Tracy Grimshaw's sex slave/entree!

 

[Ljp86]

Good win Dragons. It was a hard day conditions wise but we managed to tough it out late with a couple of crucial goals and good defence at the end. Solid games by Hate, WFL and dennis crumpet with Scorpus and Determinant doing well too with good numbers.

A big win for the club with another challenge to face next week.

Go Dragons!!

 

[cammo6556]

Good win Dragons. It was a hard day conditions wise but we managed to tough it out late with a couple of crucial goals and good defence at the end. Solid games by Hate, WFL and dennis crumpet with Scorpus and Determinant doing well too with good numbers.

A big win for the club with another challenge to face next week.

Go Dragons!!

Mate, you mentioned this is the 300th Dragons game since inception?

Pretty huge week. Hopefully clinching a finals berth against the deservedly bottom-placed Royals.

 

[Halorad]

deservedly bottom-placed Royals.

sorry i just thought that this was worth repeating

 

[Hate]

Mate, you mentioned this is the 300th Dragons game since inception?

Pretty huge week. Hopefully clinching a finals berth against the deservedly bottom-placed Royals.

And he hasn't missed a single game. No hammys done in 300 games... Fair effort.

 

[Ljp86]

Mate, you mentioned this is the 300th Dragons game since inception?

Pretty huge week. Hopefully clinching a finals berth against the deservedly bottom-placed Royals.

Yes, 300 games for Southern Dragons/Dragons FFC for the upcoming game.

A big week and a big game for varying reasons. It's a bit of a jossle for the top four at the moment between three clubs while there's a chasing pack of seven teams behind us. A win would do our finals chances no harm and also keep us well ahead of the chasing sides behind us.

 

[Ljp86]

And he hasn't missed a single game. No hammys done in 300 games... Fair effort.

It's all in the pre-game preparation.

 

[Pie 4 Life]

Sorry about this week cammo6556 got caught up early in the week then went to footy over the weekend. Will be back on when the next thread goes up

 

[Blaze Storm]

Degenerates, lowlifes and assorted Dragon Island riff-raff, wrap your looking gear 'round this...

That tingling in your pants can mean many things. Firstly, Blaze Storm, you need to get that topical cream... Secondly, it's that time when we elevate another Dragon into temporary celebrity.

It's a great pleasure to name roo2macca your posting overlord for the week just gone.

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As usual, the good folk at the falsely named Sex Party have whipped the hat around for a prize.

That's right, roo2macca, you and a friend will flown to Sydney to be Tracy Grimshaw's sex slave/entree!

I was about to say the cream doesn't work and then I noticed you said it was topical... In other news, my coldsores have cleared beautifully!

 

[Blaze Storm]

Det är jättebra här i Sverige! Jag såg många väckra rödhårig svenska flickor! Jag ska ta med mig några tillbaka tills drakar ö. Och öl. De kommer ta med sig öl.

If my Swedish hasn't completely failed me, translation is roughly-

It's great here in Sweden! I saw many beautiful redheaded Swedish girls! I am going to bring a few back to Dragon island. And beer. They are bringing beer.

 

[Pugsley]

Always good to get one over my former side and tear my former captain a new one. The goats would have comforted him last night. Well done lads

 

[Pugsley]

Det är jättebra här i Sverige! Jag såg många väckra rödhårig svenska flickor! Jag ska ta med mig några tillbaka tills drakar ö. Och öl. De kommer ta med sig öl.

If my Swedish hasn't completely failed me, translation is roughly-

It's great here in Sweden! I saw many beautiful redheaded Swedish girls! I am going to bring a few back to Dragon island. And beer. They are bringing beer.

I got one I used as a single young man many years ago, Blaze.

Are those legs open for business ?


No.


Well, they will be in a few hours.

 

[cammo6556]

Always good to get one over my former side and tear my former captain a new one. The goats would have comforted him last night. Well done lads

Definitely my favourite team to beat, too

 

[Pugsley]

Definitely my favourite team to beat, too

Tony Lynn, talked himself up. Spud

 

[cammo6556]

Tony Lynn, talked himself up. Spud

Just another Sunday train derailing

 

[Pugsley]

Just another Sunday train derailing

Another load to be removed from his forehead.

 

[Hate]

Post Stats for Round 13:

Shoutout to cammo6556, Blaze Storm & Scorpus for being our most numerous posters this week.

0 posts for chefmeister, Event Horizon, Jatz, Moo, Only Forwards, The Half Back, Spanna_, AmericanCrow, caddyshack, Mooresome, iBeng & Determinant. We would love to see you around over the next few weeks to bolster our attack!

 

[Hate]

Statistics for Round 13:

Statistics, now with added Dujon11!

 

[cammo6556]

LOve your work Hate

 

[Knifey Spoony]

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

Ladies and Gentlemen

The time has come

It is my absolute pleasure the grand opening of Crocodile Drunkees, my first (and Dragon islands 382nd) pub. This exquisite watering hole (see below for an artists impression) shall be open for all Dragons, visiting opposition players and Qooty fans.



Naturally, to celebrate the grand opening, Crocodile Drunkees shall be hosting a week long celebration. I ask of all Dragons to ensure you prepare your drinking pants and keep an eye out for further updates

Kind regards
Knifey Spoony


(pictured below: Hatchy1992 counting down until drinking time)

 

[cammo6556]

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

Ladies and Gentlemen

The time has come

It is my absolute pleasure the grand opening of Crocodile Drunkees, my first (and Dragon islands 382nd) pub. This exquisite watering hole (see below for an artists impression) shall be open for all Dragons, visiting opposition players and Qooty fans.
View attachment 365167


Naturally, to celebrate the grand opening, Crocodile Drunkees shall be hosting a week long celebration. I ask of all Dragons to ensure you prepare your drinking pants and keep an eye out for further updates

Kind regards
Knifey Spoony


(pictured below: Hatchy1992 counting down until drinking time)
View attachment 365170

Drinking pants. Is that some kind of trick question?

 

[Ljp86]

Det är jättebra här i Sverige! Jag såg många väckra rödhårig svenska flickor! Jag ska ta med mig några tillbaka tills drakar ö. Och öl. De kommer ta med sig öl.

If my Swedish hasn't completely failed me, translation is roughly-

It's great here in Sweden! I saw many beautiful redheaded Swedish girls! I am going to bring a few back to Dragon island. And beer. They are bringing beer.

I think I speak for the entire Dragons' playing group when I say that pictorial evidence is required.

 

[Hate]

LOve your work Hate

Pay raise?

 

[cammo6556]

Pay raise?

Leaving the safe open and keys to iBeng's bedroom window not enough for you now?

 

[Blaze Storm]

I think I speak for the entire Dragons' playing group when I say that pictorial evidence is required.

I went to take a picture but both my hands were busy at the time.
There aren't as many beautiful ladies here as I was led to believe, but the ones that are hot... Oh boy!
Had this gorgeous waitress wink at me today, and I tell you, if both Mrs Storm and a sharp knife had not been within a meter of me, my whole life might have been different.