News I've Turned off the Channel 7 Commentary

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As I'm positive all of you will find this news life-changing, I've opted to post this fantastic personal event on the main board.

After many years of toying with the idea, I've finally done it. As of the 7 minute mark of the 1st term, I've been watching the match attentively, in complete silence. That's right, I pressed the 'mute' button on my TV remote.

No more of Bruce's bullshit. No more "boy oh boy." No more of that cheating scumbag. And most importantly, no more Cameron ******* Ling.

My only regret is not hitting the mute button earlier; the simultaneous feeling of relief & pleasure is analogous to unleashing a massive fart upon getting home from work on a Friday afternoon.

 

[The 747]

As I'm positive all of you will find this news life-changing, I've opted to post this fantastic personal event on the main board.

After many years of toying with the idea, I've finally done it. As of the 7 minute mark of the 1st term, I've been watching the match attentively, in complete silence. That's right, I pressed the 'mute' button on my TV remote.

No more of Bruce's bulls**t. No more "boy oh boy." No more of that cheating scumbag. And most importantly, no more Cameron ******* Ling.

My only regret is not hitting the mute button earlier; the simultaneous feeling of relief & pleasure is analogous to unleashing a massive fart upon getting home from work on a Friday afternoon.

Went this way a few years ago and recommend it.

 

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Went this way a few years ago and recommend it.

Added some music in the background - further optimises the experience. Feel like I can actually focus in on the match properly.

 

[FFB1]

If Bruce didn’t ask a question to nobody in particular every second sentence he’d be bearable.

He’s very annoying, isn’t he? Sums it up, doesn’t it?

 

[vanders]

Put some music on. I promise you its a million times better than listening to those faults

 

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Put some music on. I promise you its a million times better than listening to those faults

Tis' truly fantastic:

Added some music in the background - further optimises the experience. Feel like I can actually focus in on the match properly.

 

[Billy ray]

Play this in background

 

[sobrave]

Squeezy squeezy

 

[MJG14]

Bring back Channel 10.

 

[Wesley2]

Round 2 of this year for me. Absolute garbage and I won't listen to another second of it.

 

[Milanista28]

Look at all the edgy people here.

 

[Big Blood]

McAveney has no filter. Is he like that at home?

The silent vision works for me too .

 

[Godchin]

THAT'S A SPEAR

 

[Macpotata]

I do it when Huddo and Dwayne commentate.

 

[gingernuts]

they are all captain obvious, sound off

 

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Look at all the edgy people here.

Who uses the word 'edgy' anymore?

 

[Godchin]

Who uses the word 'edgy' anymore?

What do you use?

 

[YippeeYiYeo]

Theres no bigger guarantee in footy commentary than this:

If Collingwood are within 5 goals at 3/4 time, Cameron Ling with all of his wisdom will tell the viewers "Collingwood have to take the game on now. Gotta risk losing the game by several goals if they want a chance to win it. No point playing safe."

EVERY. SINGLE. GAME.

 

[Xtreme]

Added some music in the background - further optimises the experience. Feel like I can actually focus in on the match properly.

The way the game is played and umpired these days the only appropriate music is the Benny Hill music!

 

[Milux]

I thought it was just me thinking wow this is horrible.

 

[Milanista28]

Who uses the word 'edgy' anymore?

Pretty edgy question

 

[TigerTime_89]

Vintage Bruce was good. I think he's now just hanging in until Tokyo 2020, then he'll retire.

 

[MrPenguin]

Richmond was just unanimously declared flag favorite.

 

[BallaratBulldog]

If Bruce didn’t ask a question to nobody in particular every second sentence he’d be bearable.

He’s very annoying, isn’t he? Sums it up, doesn’t it?

 

[Ticky009]

It’s clear they blew their budget on the tv rights. Can’t pay for quality commentary.