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I honestly can't believe they are pushing the 'we are worried about people chugging cheap drinks' line.
It's a complete lie that doesn't pass even the smallest amount of critical thought.
I'm going to make it a challenge to not spend a cent inside AO this year.
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It's even less than a lie, its a completely nonsensical statement.
(Yes I know it's BS and it's all about extracting money from us, we who have shown we are prepared to pay, but... go with me for a moment)
NO one has agreed that "people chugging cheap drinks" is actually happening. Let's start there.
Firstly drinks at GDV are supplied at a normal market rate. They are not "cheap" as in happy hour encouraging drinking cheap. I reject that cheap attempt at false framing of the issue. So let's pull apart the possible real issues. Use the test of "if X was true, would we want to (ethical) or have to (legal) do something about it?". If after all that, methyl Ethyl and feral Beryl are still worried about people possibly doing something bad after any drinking at all, the issue here is not other people's drinking but their excessive propensity to worry, which is a proven health risk for the elderly and infirm of mind, and ironically the best solution for them in that case is to stay at home and sip sherry on their nice safe plush couches.
Now if bad behavior is happening - if people are being served drinks, somewhere, near the AO precinct, against RSA rules - I agree completely this would be a serious issue. How could such a thing happen? Where is something like that most - VERY - likely to be happening? I have reports of - I am deeply concerned by the irresponsibly strong drinks made available in unlimited quantities, for free, at Crows "tailgate parties", by persons untrained in the responsible service of alcohol, who are themselves consuming vast quantities of alcohol while serving others. I know that at these "parties", significant quantities of known carcinogens are prepared, with the use of deadly knives and explosive devices, and distributed in a barely sanitary manner. But we are not here to debate the merits of sharing cheap BBQ sausages and a few smokes. None of that contravenes any law or regulations yet passed.
What matters is that a small number of people sitting on their tailgate, chugging 50-50 mixes of rum and coke out of huge soft drink bottles, are far more likely to do Bad Things than a thousand respectable patrons being responsibly served - queue-ing up and patiently waiting for drinks no less - at GDV.
So I say, no GDV --> no tailgate parties. But the opposite is not true: Tennis SA and Port Adelaide have gone down the path of RSA and using a properly licensed area - instead of encouraging an irresponsible culture of uncontrolled tailgate "parties" - for a very good reason.
OK enough channeling Cleaver Greene, kids I am a bloody tl;dr poster at the best of times.
What people actually do after chugging ANY NUMBER of drinks is a POTENTIAL issue. There is no issue if people don't do anything.
People who do Bad Things after drinking at GDV are an issue - we seek better ways of spotting them earlier. If incidents are traced back to GDV drinking, I expect part of RSA is a venue must review service practices. Common sense, ethical, business as usual. On its own no reason to can a license though.
People who do Bad Things at a higher rate than Crows crowds drinking outside and at the Oval itself after drinking at GDV, that ought to be a serious issue for our license, if it can be demonstrated credibly. Yet no stats support such a claim AFAIK. We drink more in total and per head, and by all casual accounts, by the SMA reports* and the SAPOL** reports I don't believe we hear of any more nonsense per head at our games than at theirs.
* possibly slightly conflicted reporting
** you expect no deliberate bias of course, but to what extent are SAPOL reports derivative of or dependent on SMA reports? As in, security calls in the cops to help, and SAPOL take down most/some details from the security/SMA guys. How all these stats are produced matters.