Roast St Kilda in no mans land

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Hot stuff …cococreative…thanks …bewildering assumes normal programming…:rolleyes:

I don't think you get it, try something like this to widen your trolling appeal to a broader Haikou audience:

Saints remain unchanged,
Akin to snowflakes in sun,
Bare is the cupboard.
 
Ben King isn’t missing out on much.
 

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Midfields a massive issue

Salary Cap problems too.

Hannebery, Hill and Crouch all on massively over paid salaries.

Unfortunately for St Kilda, it's going to get worse before it gets better for them (on field)

Ratts will probably be replaced, but that is just papering over the cracks.

Whole club needs a total hard reset, like Carlton did when we gave Mick the Flick.
 
They tried to speed up the process and it's backfired. Now they're in trouble salary wise with a shocking list to boot.

Big clearout is needed and Ratten probably won't be the guy to oversee another rebuild. They'll want to try throw everything at Clarko, if he'd even entertain the chat.
 
Zak Jones
Brad Crouch
Jack Steele
Brad Hill (ish)
Dan Hanebery
Jack Higgins (ish)

You've invested pretty heavily in other teams' mids. Steele is a star, big question marks over the rest.

Oh yeah totally, and they'd be fine as icing but they're not the cake. We haven't kept first-rounders, and when we have we haven't used them on mids.

2021: Wanganeen-Milera over Sinn - that's going to hurt for a few years as he'll take longer to come on
2020: traded away the first-rounder, took Matt Allison - a project tall - at 25
2019: traded away all the picks, took Byrnes at 52
2018: Max King over Rozee or Bailey Smith - love him but he's no good without a midfield
2017: Clark and Coffield at 7 and 8, neither of whom have played much AFL midfield
2016: no first rounder, Ben Long at 25 over Parfitt or Lipinski or Shai Bolton
2015: Gresham at 18, fine
2014: McCartin over Petracca - lol
2013: Billings over Bont - lol
2012: traded away our early picks but s**t draft
2011: Seb Ross at 25
2010: Jamie Cripps at 24

Terrible.

We've had too many recruiting managers who thought they were smart, watched Moneyball too many times, I don't know. Just terrible work over a long period.
 

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