Roast Carlton in no man's land

[Taper]

Shot through No Mans Land straight to finals.

Where does this leave St Kilda?
Are they still in no man's land?
If so do they have no man's land to themselves?

 

[Fadge]

Here's what happens from here in....

They're just not good enough to beat Essendon next week, so that's another loss taking them to 4.5/8.5 with 10 games to go.

They haven't got too bad a draw for the remainder of the season, so they win 7 of their remaining 10 games once the shackles are released, including one or two good wins against finals teams, and are 'one of the best teams outside the finals' come the end of the year, and they are a team that 'none of the finals sides would want to play'.

The media and the Carlton faithful spend all off season talking up their chances for 2024 before we get to June next year and Carlton again find themselves in 'no man's land'...

For the benefit of Worm4 and Juddernaut08, posted on June 2nd 2023.

 

[mcgrath_truther]

And now this same poster is making threads saying we are in for a dynasty and that we have the best list in it.

no harm in trying to farm reactions

 

[Juddernaut08]

For the benefit of Worm4 and Juddernaut08, posted on June 2nd 2023.

fair play, i apologise

 

[HarryBeef]

Where does this leave St Kilda?
Are they still in no man's land?
If so do they have no man's land to themselves?

They've set up shop there now, even brought in all the amenities.

 

[Worm4]

For the benefit of Worm4 and Juddernaut08, posted on June 2nd 2023.

So you said Carlton wouldn't make finals. Wrong again .

 

[Malifice]

So you said Carlton wouldn't make finals. Wrong again .

We're not there yet.

 

[HarryBeef]

So you said Carlton wouldn't make finals. Wrong again .

Easy there big fella, let's not do a Melbourne

 

[Worm4]

We're not there yet.

We will finish 5th and get a home final. Our form will be too good for Gold Coast

 

[Taper]

We will finish 5th and get a home final. Our form will be too good for Gold Coast

Remember last year when there were beer cans released to celebrate Carlton returning to finals?

 

[Worm4]

Remember last year when there were beer cans released to celebrate Carlton returning to finals?

No i don't remember that

 

[Taper]

No i don't remember that

 

[HarryBeef]

Remember last year when there were beer cans released to celebrate Carlton returning to finals?

It didn't have anything to do with finals

 

[Worm4]

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Yeah , I don't think that's got anything to do with Carlton playing finals last year.

 

[HarryBeef]

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"Carlton Draught has delivered on its promise to launch limited-edition “#Baggers22” Carlton Draught cans in time for the club’s most important home-and-away game in at least a decade.

In a last-ditch effort to rally the Blues faithful ahead of what could be the club’s first AFL Finals series since 2013, fans are expected to rush and get their hands on a case in time for the do-or-die clash at the MCG on Sunday.

After putting the call out on social media channels after the Blues beat Fremantle to go 10-4, Carlton Draught promised to release the #Baggers#Baggers22they received 10,000 likes."

Just a marketing stunt from a beer company, nothing to do with the club.

 

[Robertio]

For the benefit of Worm4 and Juddernaut08, posted on June 2nd 2023.

Way out mate, we'll make the eight for a start and we've beaten 5 sides in the eight have won 8 in a row with 2 games to go, not even close.

 

[Blue Heart]

+1

It's a big + 2 for me after the Melb. game.

 

[Soapy V]

We're not there yet.

We are

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Where does this leave St Kilda?
Are they still in no man's land?
If so do they have no man's land to themselves?

The Western Bulldogs are just about there.

 

[BigFrizz36]

Where does this leave St Kilda?
Are they still in no man's land?
If so do they have no man's land to themselves?

Are the dogs heading into that territory?

 

[Fadge]

So you said Carlton wouldn't make finals. Wrong again .

Yes, whilst they are likely to make finals, they're not there yet.

And if you do make finals, it's near impossible to win it from outside the top 4.

 

[Thrawn]

Thread should be titled "Carlton in No Man's Sky", started s**t but massively improved.

 

[Worm4]

Yes, whilst they are likely to make finals, they're not there yet.

And if you do make finals, it's near impossible to win it from outside the top 4.

If we play Collingwood, I think we have got you covered comfortably

 

[Fadge]

If we play Collingwood, I think we have got you covered comfortably

Yep, sure you have...

 

[Worm4]

Yep, sure you have...

Absolutely we do