Media VeinMedia Presents... Opposition Analysis: S30 Edition

[VeinGlorious]

Ohh, you’re doing it that way.

Well, yeah. I’m analysing each match thread. Each match thread takes roughly a week.
So, I will formulate a hypothesis based on said match thread when it happens, elaborate on it, and hopefully we’ll get some robust discussion out of it.

Kohphi never needed a match thread.

Those types of reviews I’ll be saving for later in the season.

Aye ABV. Before I snuff it, I want my last meal to be a long Yum Cha.

I reckon I could eat about a hundred Cantonese footballs, get food poisoning, pump my stomach only to make room for more Cantonese footballs. Yum cha is epic.

Wake up NaturalDisaster

ABV has flagged his weekly analysis. Obviously it only commences when the Season proper commences.

I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt as it is quite early.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Wake up NaturalDisaster

ABV has flagged his weekly analysis. Obviously it only commences when the Season proper commences.

These sort of things are never kept up for a whole season, just ask Noobz0r

 

[VeinGlorious]

These sort of things are never kept up for a whole season, just ask Noobz0r

I was actually going to do this exact thread last season, but Noobz0r posted his thread before I had a chance to.

I was disappointed for two reasons.

1) Obviously I wanted to put my own spin on an analysis thread and

2) I was saddened that Noobz did not see it through, as I enjoy his media scrawls and posting in general.

Unfortunately, things happen and writing/creating/finishing media threads become unimportant in the scheme of things.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

These sort of things are never kept up for a whole season, just ask Noobz0r

Lol. Why would I ask anything from The Royal's Fool and Food Taster for Filthy ?

 

[Strigoi]

This will be quite an undertaking. I do hope you dont crash and burn after 4 or 5 rounds.

It will be. But it’ll be interesting to read for those of us not too familiar with many of the league’s players.

 

[VeinGlorious]

It will be. But it’ll be interesting to read for those of us not too familiar with many of the league’s players.

Hopefully it will be an enjoyable read for everyone.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Hopefully it will be an enjoyable read for everyone.

I am looking forward to it. I love a good list.

Will you list five different posters each week, or can people be in multiple categories?

 

[VeinGlorious]

I am looking forward to it. I love a good list.

Will you list five different posters each week, or can people be in multiple categories?

Interesting

I’m thinking it will be 5 different posters mate.

 

[Pugsley]

You could tell him what you really think.

They don't want nasty Pugsley

 

[Pugsley]

Well, yeah. I’m analysing each match thread. Each match thread takes roughly a week.
So, I will formulate a hypothesis based on said match thread when it happens, elaborate on it, and hopefully we’ll get some robust discussion out of it.

Those types of reviews I’ll be saving for later in the season.

I reckon I could eat about a hundred Cantonese footballs, get food poisoning, pump my stomach only to make room for more Cantonese footballs. Yum cha is epic.

I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt as it is quite early.

I think many overanalyze our analysis.

 

[Pugsley]

I am looking forward to it. I love a good list.

Will you list five different posters each week, or can people be in multiple categories?

I have many on mine.

 

[SweetD]

Placeholder post for a placeholder thread.

 

[Pugsley]

Placeholder post for a placeholder thread.

You're more of a beer coaster.

 

[Kilroy]

You're more of a beer coaster.

 

[GreyCrow]

I'm going for the court jester title


Surely you jest

 

[VeinGlorious]

I'm going for the court jester title


Surely you jest

I can’t think of anyone else at the Royals off the top of my head that would fit that bill as well as you GC.

 

[Metalcrusher]

Interesting

I’m thinking it will be 5 different posters mate.

That’s bollocks, just give me the chocolates campaignery.

 

[VeinGlorious]

That’s bollocks, just give me the chocolates campaignery.

I’m sure you will feature prominently when our two clubs collide, my dear old campaignerie friend.

 

[Callums_Guns]

That’s bollocks, just give me the chocolates campaignery.

I’m sure you will feature prominently when our two clubs collide, my dear old campaignerie friend.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

FFS Antonio BlueVein , less intro bullshit and more content

you will be joining the royals at this rate

 

[Pugsley]

FFS Antonio BlueVein , less intro bullshit and more content

you will be joining the royals at this rate

He isn't turning it into Noni Hazelhurst story time mate.

 

[VeinGlorious]

FFS Antonio BlueVein , less intro bullshit and more content

you will be joining the royals at this rate

Look mate, I understand reading and comprehension aren’t your strong suits, so before you eat all the crayons again (purple is grape btw, yum) I’ll explain it to you.

For there to be any content, a match thread must first occur. Much like an action potential must first occur before your remaining 4 brain cells can make sense of these words.

Love you.

 

[Callums_Guns]

Look mate, I understand reading and comprehension aren’t your strong suits, so before you eat all the crayons again (purple is grape btw, yum) I’ll explain it to you.

For there to be any content, a match thread must first occur. Much like an action potential must first occur before your remaining 4 brain cells can make sense of these words.

Love you.

 

[VeinGlorious]

RD 1
Baghdad Bombers Vs Fighting Furies
at Abdu Prison​

Hello friends, and thanks for joining The People’s Champion for our first look at the Fighting Furies.

As most match threads with the Bombers and Furies commence, there is always a day or two of serious s**t
flinging



and a LOT of **** measuring, which in the Furies case, didn’t take long.



Personally, I really enjoy the Furies and their schtick, and they’ve added some great talent in the off-season.

Leading the charge in the match thread were two of their boom recruits from an off-season recruiting spree to strengthen their ranks, and strengthen them they did. Elton Johns Wig and Norma Lee Ava combined for over 300 posts and they were followed by the quirky yet loveable (maybe not loveable) TJASTA who was also quite active, knocking up a magnificent ton of Katharine Hepburn and Top Cat gifs, along with his usual copypasta schtick.

Returning players Sterge and tigland were also pretty active, and offered a POD. Both got into the match thread, and it was good to see that it was taken in the right spirit. Welcome back to the league lads.

Metalcrusher from the Bears was also quite active , chiming in with 100-odd posts of pure delight. He is scared of spiders though, so please be mindful of his arachnophobia when you play the Bears next. *actual footage of Crush



Wayne and EJW resumed hostilities after their epic battle earlier in the year over supermarkets and toilet paper, but this match was more focused on a mysterious PM.
It was a vicious fight between the two.



And EJW was hungry afterwards as he was escorted from the prison after trying to enjoy a meal at the Camel Cafe.





The Furies had nearly the full compliment of their list contribute in round 1, 20 by my count, but I ran out of fingers and toes so it may have been more.
They were very engaging in all aspects of banter and have a really bright future ahead if they can keep everyone engaged and active.



The match thread itself had over 2k replies so if you blinked, you’d miss about 4 pages, but it was really enjoyable nonetheless, and I think the Furies are on the right track.
They’ve addressed a few glaring deficiencies in the off-season and recruited accordingly, and I don’t think there was much mention of neck-punching, goon bags, strippers or dumpsters, so we think Ned_Flanders may have turned the corner on his road to recovery.

Up next, I’ll be handing out the awards to 5 lucky Furies.

Stay tuned...

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

RD 1
Baghdad Bombers Vs Fighting Furies
at Abdu Prison​

Hello friends, and thanks for joining The People’s Champion for our first look at the Fighting Furies.

As most match threads with the Bombers and Furies commence, there is always a day or two of serious sh*t
flinging

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and a LOT of **** measuring, which in the Furies case, didn’t take long.

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Personally, I really enjoy the Furies and their schtick, and they’ve added some great talent in the off-season.

Leading the charge in the match thread were two of their boom recruits from an off-season recruiting spree to strengthen their ranks, and strengthen them they did. Elton Johns Wig and Norma Lee Ava combined for over 300 posts and they were followed by the quirky yet loveable (maybe not loveable) TJASTA who was also quite active, knocking up a magnificent ton of Katharine Hepburn and Top Cat gifs, along with his usual copypasta schtick.

Returning players Sterge and tigland were also pretty active, and offered a POD. Both got into the match thread, and it was good to see that it was taken in the right spirit. Welcome back to the league lads.

Metalcrusher from the Bears was also quite active , chiming in with 100-odd posts of pure delight. He is scared of spiders though, so please be mindful of his arachnophobia when you play the Bears next. *actual footage of Crush

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Wayne and EJW resumed hostilities after their epic battle earlier in the year over supermarkets and toilet paper, but this match was more focused on a mysterious PM.
It was a vicious fight between the two.

View attachment 926112

And EJW was hungry afterwards as he was escorted from the prison after trying to enjoy a meal at the Camel Cafe.



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The Furies had nearly the full compliment of their list contribute in round 1, 20 by my count, but I ran out of fingers and toes so it may have been more.
They were very engaging in all aspects of banter and have a really bright future ahead if they can keep everyone engaged and active.

View attachment 926110

The match thread itself had over 2k replies so if you blinked, you’d miss about 4 pages, but it was really enjoyable nonetheless, and I think the Furies are on the right track.
They’ve addressed a few glaring deficiencies in the off-season and recruited accordingly, and I don’t think there was much mention of neck-punching, goon bags, strippers or dumpsters, so we think Ned_Flanders may have turned the corner on his road to recovery.

Up next, I’ll be handing out the awards to 5 lucky Furies.

Stay tuned...

This sort of opposition analysis doesn't belong at the Bombers.

I have a feeling ABV is about to be excommunicated.