Player Watch Wil Parker

[Vicky Park]

I think we really need to temper our expectations. This isn't some mutant yank who'd never heard of footy before. The bloke is a halfwit who preferred cricket to footy.

I think we’re in the wrong thread.

 

[The Phantom]

I went to swingers party once but the bouncer took one look at me and said, "surely your taking the piss' and didn't let me in.
Where is my old mate Pistol, did he get himself banned again

Yup.
Pistol Night was banned earlier this year.
Now in self imposed exile cos it pissed him off. Reckons he’ll be back once he’s finished listening to all his Nickleback records.

 

[manicpie]

Yup.
Pistol Night was banned earlier this year.
Now in self imposed exile cos it pissed him off. Reckons he’ll be back once he’s finished listening to all his Nickleback records.

He's a legend

 

[Kirby]

Yeah Pistol Night is a ripper.

I think the big doofus needs to come back.

 

[Fat Jesus]

Yeah Pistol Night is a ripper.

I think the big doofus needs to come back.

He's normally "pissed all night"
Struggles to get up for the discussion

 

[The Royal Sampler]

Wil Parker takes the field.

Cleary reports Hawks and Saints ahead of us in pursuit of B Smith.

Coincidence? I don’t believe in coincidences.

 

[Pleasedontfail11]

Everyone should be excited. Those are the kinds of numbers that get new draftees early debuts, and those players tend to have long careers. This is the kind of stuff we’ve been wanting to see from the likes of Allan, and Fin was only just getting there in his 3rd year.
I’ve been trying not to go early on him but I’m almost convinced now that Parker will end up becoming a best 22 player before either of those other two do, if they do at all.

Agree except that he would be physically much more developed then most 18-19 year olds due to being a mature recruit.

 

[Apex36]

Agree accept that he would be physically much more developed then most 18-19 year olds due to being a mature recruit.

Offset completely by being out of the system for 5 years. Any way you look at it, that was an incredible debut under the circumstances.

 

[Pleasedontfail11]

Offset completely by being out of the system for 5 years. Any way you look at it, that was an incredible debut under the circumstances.

Hard to say for sure all though I don't disagree and certainly the kid has talent. Im personally going to see how he goes over a few more games before going completely crazy over him, but each to their own.

 

[sr36]

Hard to say for sure all though I don't disagree and certainly the kid has talent. Im personally going to see how he goes over a few more games before going completely crazy over him, but each to their own.

What number is he? I'm sewing it onto my footy jumper.

 

[Chameleon75]

What number is he? I'm sewing it onto my footy jumper.

pft I’m getting quotes for a bronze statue

 

[sr36]

pft I’m getting quotes for a bronze statue

He really shows that Naicos's early form has been nothing special.

Parker>Daicos

 

[rand corp]

Very impressive debut from Parker, certainly one to keep an eye on.

 

[Kappa]

Very impressive debut from Parker, certainly one to keep an eye on.

Thought it was his worst game in 5 years personally.

 

[Vicky Park]

Thought it was his worst game in 5 years personally.

You can be funny sometimes.

 

[swoop42]

What number is he? I'm sewing it onto my footy jumper.

69.

Lucky you. No need to sew anything new.

 

[sr36]

69.

Lucky you. No need to sew anything new.

Just got to change "Please" to Parker - shouldn't be too hard with some gaffe tape.