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Magden is playing over in SA as well.
Foggy, sometimes you're like some kid at the zoo with a stick prodding the animals.....
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Magden is playing over in SA as well.
I'm not sure if jen's twitter link will work but if this is training, what in the world are the coaches thinking????????? Are they auditioning for boney m?
You're right. It is complicated with so many reasons to yell angry abuse. But if you stick to the basics of screaming 3s and a w as often as possible, you can't really go wrong. Spud, squib, soft, woke.Not always, I think. I was abusing the browns to get them out the door. There are some players that just dont meet the standards of a collingwood player. But if Will Kelly actually learns how to play football this year, I might be more willing to accept him. It's hard to be so generous when he is doing things with his hair that are just unacceptable. So it's complicated for me, but I follow your thinking.
Mitchell could be a dark horse if the "he racks up useless possessions that don't hurt the opposition" mantra gets going.
You're right. It is complicated with so many reasons to yell angry abuse. But if you stick to the basics of screaming 3s and a w as often as possible, you can't really go wrong. Spud, squib, soft, woke.
It's the plant based milk. Their bones are stuffed and they can't run properly.
Nah. It's a bit of classic mongrel humiliation of the show ponies.You're being kind to the coaches. They're humiliating the players. Trying to make them soft...
Nah. It's a bit of classic mongrel humiliation of the show ponies.
The coaches are trying to build mongrel. You can see in the photo below that they're beginning with the basics that our softest blokes didn't learn in their formative years.
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WHE is working on the classic mongrel play of nipple crippling the younger bloke. The kind of thing that Bruzzy has been doing since under 10s. He'll work up to wedgies, Chinese burns and dead legs and if all goes well he'll get a taste for it and hopefully progress to grinding blokes faces into the dirt. We can only hope.
I'd be worried about starting a nipple cripple war with a guy with that sort of legendary mullet. What starts with a nipple cripple often ends with squirrel grip under those circumstances in my experience
It's the plant based milk. Their bones are stuffed and they can't run properly.
Every player should drink full cream milk and know how to deliver an atomic wedgie.Why don’t we just call it ‘woke milk’? It’s easier to say ‘he’s a woke milk drinker’ or ‘he drinks woke milk’.
It combines all our prejudices in a very simple phrase that even we can remember, when spewing our bile. And it neatly encapsulates all that’s wrong with some of these guys.
That, plus as I’ve just learned, their inability to do nipple cripples, Chinese burns and the like. How much to we pay their coaches? Pathetic if they’ve failed to teach these techniques. I’m disgusted.
Why don’t we just call it ‘woke milk’? It’s easier to say ‘he’s a woke milk drinker’ or ‘he drinks woke milk’.
It combines all our prejudices in a very simple phrase that even we can remember, when spewing our bile. And it neatly encapsulates all that’s wrong with some of these guys.
That, plus as I’ve just learned, their inability to do nipple cripples, Chinese burns and the like. How much to we pay their coaches? Pathetic if they’ve failed to teach these techniques. I’m disgusted.
I usually go with woke milk, but that's a broader category that includes things like reindeer milk and milk sourced from Himalayas from a whole range of beasts. And whilst those other woke milks are despicable, they don't result in the diseased bones that Darcy Moore is sooking about.Why don’t we just call it ‘woke milk’? It’s easier to say ‘he’s a woke milk drinker’ or ‘he drinks woke milk’.
It combines all our prejudices in a very simple phrase that even we can remember, when spewing our bile. And it neatly encapsulates all that’s wrong with some of these guys.
That, plus as I’ve just learned, their inability to do nipple cripples, Chinese burns and the like. How much to we pay their coaches? Pathetic if they’ve failed to teach these techniques. I’m disgusted.
I usually go with woke milk, but that's a broader category that includes things like reindeer milk and milk sourced from Himalayas from a whole range of beasts. And whilst those other woke milks are despicable, they don't result in the diseased bones that Darcy Moore is sooking about.
Shark milk would have to have some mongrel inducing effect.I hope the club is testing all these milks, to see if we can use some to our advantage. Milk obtained from mammals is so old fashioned. Innovate Pies!!
Shark milk would have to have some mongrel inducing effect.
Appreciate the confirmation, active Participation, wouldn’t want anyone outside the Club in receipt of the ‘Blairie’They can still be whipped but are not eligible for the Blair Memorial Trophy.
Rumour?……They Are still feeding each other that wayRumour has it that the selwood brothers were breast fed until they were 18
I'm glad you mentioned Joel Selwood. I've been doing some research on what it takes to win flags, and there's no doubt that mongrel is crucial, but it's about how to maximise it, and the answer is obnoxious twerps as leaders. Selwood, Tony Shaw, Clarkson, Mick Malthouse = flags. With that in mind, I'm proposing Ginnivan as captain and some serious obnoxiousness training for McRae.Rumour has it that the selwood brothers were breast fed until they were 18
Fly could do that training and still only be slighty miffed. Hes too nice of a blokeI'm glad you mentioned Joel Selwood. I've been doing some research on what it takes to win flags, and there's no doubt that mongrel is crucial, but it's about how to maximise it, and the answer is obnoxious twerps as leaders. Selwood, Tony Shaw, Clarkson, Mick Malthouse = flags. With that in mind, I'm proposing Ginnivan as captain and some serious obnoxiousness training for McRae.
Ollie Henry the surrogateRumour?……They Are still feeding each other that way