The other day, me and two other life long MFC supporting mates were sitting round, sinking a few quiet ones and discussing where Melbourne is at right now and and how we are positioned for the future. We have (in a general agreeance around the poker table that is,) a top coach, an exciting list and passionate support from a group of dedicated members.
But then we did the unforgiveable.
We started looking at where we were lacking when compared to other vicco teams.
And the glarring, trout slap in the mug truth was that we don't have the "bandwagon" supporters.
Now I know I will get slammed and set alight metho style for suggesting that we indeed do need these undesireables, but please, hear me out.
So we identified teams of the past, say the late 90's and early 00's - which locomotive would you say people jumped aboard?
Anyone Murali up essendon?
That's because they were the all dominant team back then, and we all know that essendon supporters, with their little "hirdy" and "lloydy" badges plugged on to their freshly purchased scarves, looved to boast about their club to friends and family till all their poor ears bled.
And yes, most friends already support teams. But then there are those who in fact commit the ultimate sin - they support no team while residing in the football birth town.
So they jump aboard the bombers express..
Now fast forward to 2008. Who's the up and coming team this year?
Well, if it isn't those losers (yes, I am aware of our current to semi-past history), the Sainters..
Now I can't even walk down the street without seeing some absolute **** walking around with thier little gold st kilda badge on, or driving through Brighton and seeing every mum driving their 4wd to pick up the kiddies with a fresh new "Sainters 2009" sticker on the boot window - and there's no hint of any previous years sitckers...
Where have these clones all come from?!
I'll tell ya - it's bandwagon support.
Now instead of saying we are too good for that (although, you are correct, we probably almost are), I say we take onboard what has happened in the past and begin to start our very own bandwagon of support!
We have by far the most potential up-and-coming lists (shoo shoo you Carlton scum who will no doubt spam us with your crap in here about how you are coming, just as you do with every other thread on the dee's board) and I, nay, we say that we should get out there and start blantantly talking up our club.
Let's show some pride, and awake the inner demon! Raghhr!
I have already converted three of my mates - shown them the light if you will..
And I urge all you other proud melbourne supporters to get out there and spread the word!
I'm sick to death of these four "super vicco" clubs always gettin' a mention on the yarn box!
And now richmond rekons they're back in because they drew the number 75,000 on a piece of paper!
NO!
Let's get out there and build this club up!
My challenge for all of you is to chip away at at least 3 mates this next week, and together we will create the club we all want!
Cos it's the emblem of, the team we love!
I know I'll be keeping an eye on the red and the blue.
Will you?
But then we did the unforgiveable.
We started looking at where we were lacking when compared to other vicco teams.
And the glarring, trout slap in the mug truth was that we don't have the "bandwagon" supporters.
Now I know I will get slammed and set alight metho style for suggesting that we indeed do need these undesireables, but please, hear me out.
So we identified teams of the past, say the late 90's and early 00's - which locomotive would you say people jumped aboard?
Anyone Murali up essendon?
That's because they were the all dominant team back then, and we all know that essendon supporters, with their little "hirdy" and "lloydy" badges plugged on to their freshly purchased scarves, looved to boast about their club to friends and family till all their poor ears bled.
And yes, most friends already support teams. But then there are those who in fact commit the ultimate sin - they support no team while residing in the football birth town.
So they jump aboard the bombers express..
Now fast forward to 2008. Who's the up and coming team this year?
Well, if it isn't those losers (yes, I am aware of our current to semi-past history), the Sainters..
Now I can't even walk down the street without seeing some absolute **** walking around with thier little gold st kilda badge on, or driving through Brighton and seeing every mum driving their 4wd to pick up the kiddies with a fresh new "Sainters 2009" sticker on the boot window - and there's no hint of any previous years sitckers...
Where have these clones all come from?!
I'll tell ya - it's bandwagon support.
Now instead of saying we are too good for that (although, you are correct, we probably almost are), I say we take onboard what has happened in the past and begin to start our very own bandwagon of support!
We have by far the most potential up-and-coming lists (shoo shoo you Carlton scum who will no doubt spam us with your crap in here about how you are coming, just as you do with every other thread on the dee's board) and I, nay, we say that we should get out there and start blantantly talking up our club.
Let's show some pride, and awake the inner demon! Raghhr!
I have already converted three of my mates - shown them the light if you will..
And I urge all you other proud melbourne supporters to get out there and spread the word!
I'm sick to death of these four "super vicco" clubs always gettin' a mention on the yarn box!
And now richmond rekons they're back in because they drew the number 75,000 on a piece of paper!
NO!
Let's get out there and build this club up!
My challenge for all of you is to chip away at at least 3 mates this next week, and together we will create the club we all want!
Cos it's the emblem of, the team we love!
I know I'll be keeping an eye on the red and the blue.
Will you?