sr36
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Hopefully a state funeral to give him the send off he deserves.
Balme gets up to say a few words.. placing his hand on the coffin.. he's resting peacefully now inside this beautiful piece of Oak.
Mother lifts the lid to give him one last kiss.. OH DEAR GOD WE'VE LOST THE BODY!
Bloody hell Neil, you said he was resting peacefully in the coffin you fat ****!
That sounds more like an Essendon story to me, followed by the discovery that a mystical witch doctor has been secretly boiling up the corpse and injecting it into the playing group, under the theory that his talent would transfer to them.