Opinion Sack Hinkley 10 - UnTENable

[tribey]

Only 19 coaches in VFL/AFL history have coached 250 games at 1 club. All are practically household names and legends of the sport as coaches. They are (stats for the club they reached 250 games at only):

P.Kyne (2 premierships, 6 grand finals)
M.Williams (1 premiership, 2 grand finals)
M.Thompson (2 premierships, 3 grand finals)
R.Hickey (3 premierships, 4 grand finals)
J.Longmire (1 premiership, 4 grand finals)
D.Hardwick (3 premierships, 3 grand finals)
C.Scott (2 premierships, 3 grand finals)
F.Hughes (4 premierships, 5 grand finals)
J.Worsfold (1 premiership, 2 grand finals)
A.Clarkson (4 premierships, 5 grand finals)
J.Kennedy (3 premierships, 5 grand finals)
P.Bentley (2 premierships, 3 grand finals)
D.Reynolds (3 premierships, 12 grand finals)
N.Smith (6 premierships, 8 grand finals)
D.Parkin (3 premierships, 5 grand finals)
A.Jeans (1 premiership, 3 grand finals)
K.Sheedy (4 premierships, 7 grand finals)
J.McHale (7 premierships, 16 grand finals)
M.Malthouse (1 premiership, 4 grand finals)

They will this weekend be, shamefully, joined by:

K.Hinkley (0 premierships, 0 grand finals)

Can hear the ivory tower of Reddit wringing their hands now

 

[Marmozet]

Nah we were garbage in 2011. We were much more competitive in 2012 - in fact, Primus was looking likely to get a contract extension before the GWS debacle.

There were so many games in 2012 that we were within striking distance at 3QT only to run out of puff.

Give Primus and our 2012 team the Darren Burgess fitness levels we had just a year later and well…we would have finished with slightly more than 5 wins and a draw.

 

[Portwon]

Only 19 coaches in VFL/AFL history have coached 250 games at 1 club. All are practically household names and legends of the sport as coaches. They are (stats for the club they reached 250 games at only):

P.Kyne (2 premierships, 6 grand finals)
M.Williams (1 premiership, 2 grand finals)
M.Thompson (2 premierships, 3 grand finals)
R.Hickey (3 premierships, 4 grand finals)
J.Longmire (1 premiership, 4 grand finals)
D.Hardwick (3 premierships, 3 grand finals)
C.Scott (2 premierships, 3 grand finals)
F.Hughes (4 premierships, 5 grand finals)
J.Worsfold (1 premiership, 2 grand finals)
A.Clarkson (4 premierships, 5 grand finals)
J.Kennedy (3 premierships, 5 grand finals)
P.Bentley (2 premierships, 3 grand finals)
D.Reynolds (3 premierships, 12 grand finals)
N.Smith (6 premierships, 8 grand finals)
D.Parkin (3 premierships, 5 grand finals)
A.Jeans (1 premiership, 3 grand finals)
K.Sheedy (4 premierships, 7 grand finals)
J.McHale (7 premierships, 16 grand finals)
M.Malthouse (1 premiership, 4 grand finals)

They will this weekend be, shamefully, joined by:

K.Hinkley (0 premierships, 0 grand finals)

Should be shouted from the rooftops.....

 

[PowerLil]

Only 19 coaches in VFL/AFL history have coached 250 games at 1 club. All are practically household names and legends of the sport as coaches. They are (stats for the club they reached 250 games at only):

P.Kyne (2 premierships, 6 grand finals)
M.Williams (1 premiership, 2 grand finals)
M.Thompson (2 premierships, 3 grand finals)
R.Hickey (3 premierships, 4 grand finals)
J.Longmire (1 premiership, 4 grand finals)
D.Hardwick (3 premierships, 3 grand finals)
C.Scott (2 premierships, 3 grand finals)
F.Hughes (4 premierships, 5 grand finals)
J.Worsfold (1 premiership, 2 grand finals)
A.Clarkson (4 premierships, 5 grand finals)
J.Kennedy (3 premierships, 5 grand finals)
P.Bentley (2 premierships, 3 grand finals)
D.Reynolds (3 premierships, 12 grand finals)
N.Smith (6 premierships, 8 grand finals)
D.Parkin (3 premierships, 5 grand finals)
A.Jeans (1 premiership, 3 grand finals)
K.Sheedy (4 premierships, 7 grand finals)
J.McHale (7 premierships, 16 grand finals)
M.Malthouse (1 premiership, 4 grand finals)

They will this weekend be, shamefully, joined by:

K.Hinkley (0 premierships, 0 grand finals)

Can you post that literally everywhere?

 

[Marmozet]

Only 19 coaches in VFL/AFL history have coached 250 games at 1 club. All are practically household names and legends of the sport as coaches. They are (stats for the club they reached 250 games at only):

P.Kyne (2 premierships, 6 grand finals)
M.Williams (1 premiership, 2 grand finals)
M.Thompson (2 premierships, 3 grand finals)
R.Hickey (3 premierships, 4 grand finals)
J.Longmire (1 premiership, 4 grand finals)
D.Hardwick (3 premierships, 3 grand finals)
C.Scott (2 premierships, 3 grand finals)
F.Hughes (4 premierships, 5 grand finals)
J.Worsfold (1 premiership, 2 grand finals)
A.Clarkson (4 premierships, 5 grand finals)
J.Kennedy (3 premierships, 5 grand finals)
P.Bentley (2 premierships, 3 grand finals)
D.Reynolds (3 premierships, 12 grand finals)
N.Smith (6 premierships, 8 grand finals)
D.Parkin (3 premierships, 5 grand finals)
A.Jeans (1 premiership, 3 grand finals)
K.Sheedy (4 premierships, 7 grand finals)
J.McHale (7 premierships, 16 grand finals)
M.Malthouse (1 premiership, 4 grand finals)

They will this weekend be, shamefully, joined by:

K.Hinkley (0 premierships, 0 grand finals)

Make this go viral

 

[SupportMe]

Only 19 coaches in VFL/AFL history have coached 250 games at 1 club. All are practically household names and legends of the sport as coaches. They are (stats for the club they reached 250 games at only):

P.Kyne (2 premierships, 6 grand finals)
M.Williams (1 premiership, 2 grand finals)
M.Thompson (2 premierships, 3 grand finals)
R.Hickey (3 premierships, 4 grand finals)
J.Longmire (1 premiership, 4 grand finals)
D.Hardwick (3 premierships, 3 grand finals)
C.Scott (2 premierships, 3 grand finals)
F.Hughes (4 premierships, 5 grand finals)
J.Worsfold (1 premiership, 2 grand finals)
A.Clarkson (4 premierships, 5 grand finals)
J.Kennedy (3 premierships, 5 grand finals)
P.Bentley (2 premierships, 3 grand finals)
D.Reynolds (3 premierships, 12 grand finals)
N.Smith (6 premierships, 8 grand finals)
D.Parkin (3 premierships, 5 grand finals)
A.Jeans (1 premiership, 3 grand finals)
K.Sheedy (4 premierships, 7 grand finals)
J.McHale (7 premierships, 16 grand finals)
M.Malthouse (1 premiership, 4 grand finals)

They will this weekend be, shamefully, joined by:

K.Hinkley (0 premierships, 0 grand finals)

Truly historical donuts.

But of course all those coaches had super teams, and were fed grapes in between quarters by their harem.

 

[sobrave]

Only 19 coaches in VFL/AFL history have coached 250 games at 1 club. All are practically household names and legends of the sport as coaches. They are (stats for the club they reached 250 games at only):

P.Kyne (2 premierships, 6 grand finals)
M.Williams (1 premiership, 2 grand finals)
M.Thompson (2 premierships, 3 grand finals)
R.Hickey (3 premierships, 4 grand finals)
J.Longmire (1 premiership, 4 grand finals)
D.Hardwick (3 premierships, 3 grand finals)
C.Scott (2 premierships, 3 grand finals)
F.Hughes (4 premierships, 5 grand finals)
J.Worsfold (1 premiership, 2 grand finals)
A.Clarkson (4 premierships, 5 grand finals)
J.Kennedy (3 premierships, 5 grand finals)
P.Bentley (2 premierships, 3 grand finals)
D.Reynolds (3 premierships, 12 grand finals)
N.Smith (6 premierships, 8 grand finals)
D.Parkin (3 premierships, 5 grand finals)
A.Jeans (1 premiership, 3 grand finals)
K.Sheedy (4 premierships, 7 grand finals)
J.McHale (7 premierships, 16 grand finals)
M.Malthouse (1 premiership, 4 grand finals)

They will this weekend be, shamefully, joined by:

K.Hinkley (0 premierships, 0 grand finals)

Exactly 100 grand finals between that lot. Kenny just didn't want to upset a nice round number.

It's funny every single one of them has at least one flag. Not just a granny. And even the ones that only have one flag still made 2 grand finals.

But not daddy!!! 3 prelim losses tho * yeah!!

 

[Kingfish73]

Only 19 coaches in VFL/AFL history have coached 250 games at 1 club. All are practically household names and legends of the sport as coaches. They are (stats for the club they reached 250 games at only):

P.Kyne (2 premierships, 6 grand finals)
M.Williams (1 premiership, 2 grand finals)
M.Thompson (2 premierships, 3 grand finals)
R.Hickey (3 premierships, 4 grand finals)
J.Longmire (1 premiership, 4 grand finals)
D.Hardwick (3 premierships, 3 grand finals)
C.Scott (2 premierships, 3 grand finals)
F.Hughes (4 premierships, 5 grand finals)
J.Worsfold (1 premiership, 2 grand finals)
A.Clarkson (4 premierships, 5 grand finals)
J.Kennedy (3 premierships, 5 grand finals)
P.Bentley (2 premierships, 3 grand finals)
D.Reynolds (3 premierships, 12 grand finals)
N.Smith (6 premierships, 8 grand finals)
D.Parkin (3 premierships, 5 grand finals)
A.Jeans (1 premiership, 3 grand finals)
K.Sheedy (4 premierships, 7 grand finals)
J.McHale (7 premierships, 16 grand finals)
M.Malthouse (1 premiership, 4 grand finals)

They will this weekend be, shamefully, joined by:

K.Hinkley (0 premierships, 0 grand finals)

This would be hilarious sticker!

 

[edgie]

Can hear the ivory tower of Reddit wringing their hands now

Man I accidentally got in to it with Collingwood person the other day who said Dixon was right to call is all idiots because we don't realise how good Hinkley is. When I said I'd be happy to have the flag Collingwood netted as a result of coach sacking and he can return to having Buckley coach his club, because he was a good coach considering the list he had, many chips were spit at me.

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[PowerLil]

Man I accidentally got in to it with Collingwood person the other day who said Dixon was right to call is all idiots because we don't realise how good Hinkley is. When I said I'd be happy to have the flag Collingwood netted as a result of coach sacking and he can return to having Buckley coach his club, because he was a good coach considering the list he had, many chips were spit at me.

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McRae took basically the same list Buckley had in 2 years from 17th to premiers. Tell the Collingwood person they're an idiot.

 

[tribey]

Man I accidentally got in to it with Collingwood person the other day who said Dixon was right to call is all idiots because we don't realise how good Hinkley is. When I said I'd be happy to have the flag Collingwood netted as a result of coach sacking and he can return to having Buckley coach his club, because he was a good coach considering the list he had, many chips were spit at me.

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The goalpost-shifting and shameless [often unrecognised] hypocrisy over there is absolutely next level.

The non-stop bowls of maggot-ridden gruel Port fans have been served up since September 2004, only to be relentlessly characterised as delusional, ungrateful swine for suggesting that it might be time to let the inspectors into the kitchen and make some associated changes.

Name another fanbase that is not only expected to tolerate it, but unblinkingly get on board.

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

lol its like when Homer joins the stonecutters and gets revealed for being the total buffoon he is.

He'll never have to suffer the stone of triumph though.

 

[Shaucob_Burjan]

That's the thing, externals think we are being harsh on Hinkley and setting unrealistic expectations of a Grand Final.

Forget the Grand Final, we can't beat teams that finished lower than us at home at Adelaide Oval.

 

[philreich]

Can you post that literally everywhere?

Particularly on the walls at Alberton Oval.

 

[Doctor Feel]

That's the thing, externals think we are being harsh on Hinkley and setting unrealistic expectations of a Grand Final.

Forget the Grand Final, we can't beat teams that finished lower than us at home at Adelaide Oval.

Lol if we made a grand final and lost it, that would be mission accomplished foody is just a game at the keninly foodbowl cwub.

 

[GremioPower]

<<I agree with Hinkley.

I know it has been quite a long time since I have said those words, but I try to be a just man. If I hear something with which I concur, I recognize it regardless of the person who had said it.

Hinkley has said, in celebration of Boak's 350th AFL game for the club, that the former captain is responsible for "Port almost still being around". Let's be honest with ourselves here. It's true...>>

More here:

Autopsy - Boak's 350th and the Need of a "Dekochication" for Port Adelaide

Boak's 350th and the Need of a Dekochication for Port Adelaide Paulo Roberto Tellechea Sanchotene (a.k.a. GremioPower) I agree with Hinkley. I know it has been quite a long time since I have said those words, but I try to be a just man. If I hear something with which I concur, I recognize it...

www.bigfooty.com

 

[GremioPower]

Only 19 coaches in VFL/AFL history have coached 250 games at 1 club. All are practically household names and legends of the sport as coaches. They are (stats for the club they reached 250 games at only):

P.Kyne (2 premierships, 6 grand finals)
M.Williams (1 premiership, 2 grand finals)
M.Thompson (2 premierships, 3 grand finals)
R.Hickey (3 premierships, 4 grand finals)
J.Longmire (1 premiership, 4 grand finals)
D.Hardwick (3 premierships, 3 grand finals)
C.Scott (2 premierships, 3 grand finals)
F.Hughes (4 premierships, 5 grand finals)
J.Worsfold (1 premiership, 2 grand finals)
A.Clarkson (4 premierships, 5 grand finals)
J.Kennedy (3 premierships, 5 grand finals)
P.Bentley (2 premierships, 3 grand finals)
D.Reynolds (3 premierships, 12 grand finals)
N.Smith (6 premierships, 8 grand finals)
D.Parkin (3 premierships, 5 grand finals)
A.Jeans (1 premiership, 3 grand finals)
K.Sheedy (4 premierships, 7 grand finals)
J.McHale (7 premierships, 16 grand finals)
M.Malthouse (1 premiership, 4 grand finals)

They will this weekend be, shamefully, joined by:

K.Hinkley (0 premierships, 0 grand finals)

In order:

1. J.McHale (7 premierships, 16 grand finals)

2. N.Smith (6 premierships, 8 grand finals)

3. K.Sheedy (4 premierships, 7 grand finals)
4. F.Hughes (4 premierships, 5 grand finals)
-. A.Clarkson (4 premierships, 5 grand finals)

6. D.Reynolds (3 premierships, 12 grand finals)
7. J.Kennedy (3 premierships, 5 grand finals)
-. D.Parkin (3 premierships, 5 grand finals)
9. R.Hickey (3 premierships, 4 grand finals)
10. D.Hardwick (3 premierships, 3 grand finals)

11. P.Kyne (2 premierships, 6 grand finals)
12. M.Thompson (2 premierships, 3 grand finals)
-. C.Scott (2 premierships, 3 grand finals)
-. P.Bentley (2 premierships, 3 grand finals)

15. J.Longmire (1 premiership, 4 grand finals)
-. M.Malthouse (1 premiership, 4 grand finals)
17. A.Jeans (1 premiership, 3 grand finals)
18. M.Williams (1 premiership, 2 grand finals)
-. J.Worsfold (1 premiership, 2 grand finals)

lol, the second worst coach on this list was also at Port. And we've only been in the AFL for less than three decades. wtf has happened to this club.

Honestly, Choco should have been canned after 2006. We simply didn't have the guts to do it.

We had the guts in 1998. What happened?!

 

[crows dude]

In order:

1. J.McHale (7 premierships, 16 grand finals)

2. N.Smith (6 premierships, 8 grand finals)

3. K.Sheedy (4 premierships, 7 grand finals)
4. F.Hughes (4 premierships, 5 grand finals)
-. A.Clarkson (4 premierships, 5 grand finals)

6. D.Reynolds (3 premierships, 12 grand finals)
7. J.Kennedy (3 premierships, 5 grand finals)
-. D.Parkin (3 premierships, 5 grand finals)
9. R.Hickey (3 premierships, 4 grand finals)
10. D.Hardwick (3 premierships, 3 grand finals)

11. P.Kyne (2 premierships, 6 grand finals)
12. M.Thompson (2 premierships, 3 grand finals)
-. C.Scott (2 premierships, 3 grand finals)
-. P.Bentley (2 premierships, 3 grand finals)

15. J.Longmire (1 premiership, 4 grand finals)
-. M.Malthouse (1 premiership, 4 grand finals)
17. A.Jeans (1 premiership, 3 grand finals)
18. M.Williams (1 premiership, 2 grand finals)
-. J.Worsfold (1 premiership, 2 grand finals)



Honestly, Choco should have been canned after 2006. We simply didn't have the guts to do it.

We had the guts in 1998. What happened?!

Malthouse has two flags. 92 and 94

 

[crows dude]

Only 19 coaches in VFL/AFL history have coached 250 games at 1 club. All are practically household names and legends of the sport as coaches. They are (stats for the club they reached 250 games at only):

P.Kyne (2 premierships, 6 grand finals)
M.Williams (1 premiership, 2 grand finals)
M.Thompson (2 premierships, 3 grand finals)
R.Hickey (3 premierships, 4 grand finals)
J.Longmire (1 premiership, 4 grand finals)
D.Hardwick (3 premierships, 3 grand finals)
C.Scott (2 premierships, 3 grand finals)
F.Hughes (4 premierships, 5 grand finals)
J.Worsfold (1 premiership, 2 grand finals)
A.Clarkson (4 premierships, 5 grand finals)
J.Kennedy (3 premierships, 5 grand finals)
P.Bentley (2 premierships, 3 grand finals)
D.Reynolds (3 premierships, 12 grand finals)
N.Smith (6 premierships, 8 grand finals)
D.Parkin (3 premierships, 5 grand finals)
A.Jeans (1 premiership, 3 grand finals)
K.Sheedy (4 premierships, 7 grand finals)
J.McHale (7 premierships, 16 grand finals)
M.Malthouse (1 premiership, 4 grand finals)

They will this weekend be, shamefully, joined by:

K.Hinkley (0 premierships, 0 grand finals)

Malthouse coached the 92 and 94 premierships.

 

[HinkleysHeroes]

Malthouse didn't coach 250 games at WC though.

 

[sobrave]

Malthouse coached the 92 and 94 premierships.

Go away dumb dumb, this is a list of tenures at one club, so it's referring to maltshake at Collingwood.

 

[Steve Dore]

Malthouse coached the 92 and 94 premierships.

During his 250 plus games coached at Collingwood?

 

[longdonkey]

Is this a joke I expect to see propaganda like this in Beijing or Moscow.

 

[Contested Marx]

lol getting "built a castle on a swamp, that sank into the swamp, built another one, that sank too" vibes from that

 

[Cheesey Mac]

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Is this a joke I expect to see propaganda like this in Beijing or Moscow.

I was already rolling my eyes reading this tripe, but now I'm also weirdly annoyed at the fact that Admin Dave doesn't know the difference between alluded and eluded.