Review Dees v Carrrrrrlton: Good, Bad & Fugly

[Dory_77]

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Greetings Oppo fans,

No doubt you've some sharp repartee to share, but please note we reserve the right to tell you to gagf if you're being a floggo.

Cheerio

 

[Biffinator]

Friends, the Battle of Châlons is one of the bloodiest battles to have occurred towards the end of the Western half of the Roman Empire. It pitted Aetius, the last of the great Roman generals, against Attila the Hun and his minions. The battle was so bloody, it is said that the spirits of both sides kept on fighting each other as they ascended to Elysium. Rome won - just. It was a pyrrhic victory. As things stand, the Dees could be likened to the crepuscular legions of Rome whereas the Carlton Cheats embody the barbarians hordes. This affray is going to be sanguinary in the extreme. I fear that we will falter - in retrospect it was a mistake not to move BBB and Tom McDonald

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Tom Mcdonald

Age

31

Ht

195cm

Wt

101kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.4

4star

K

9.7

4star

HB

6.7

4star

M

5.6

5star

T

1.9

4star

MG

261.8

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

5.0

2star

HB

3.0

2star

M

3.4

3star

T

0.6

1star

MG

135.6

2star

D

13.8

4star

K

6.8

3star

HB

7.0

5star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.4

4star

on, premiership players though they be. I have also heard that Big Jack and Big Dick Pratt have presuaded the Devil to pipe C7's coverage directly into the fire-pitts of Hell. There is salvation for some but not for us - the Carlton hordes by 13 points. Farewell my lovely!

 

[Johnny Karate]

Good: Schache as sub. His goal after the siren from 75m saw us through to the Prelim.

 

[Crimson Azure]

See you all next year, you sadistic bastards!

 

[JP2]

Predictable.

 

[Young Redleg]

Go * yourself Melbourne!!! Aside from May, all of you can hang your heads in shame you pathetic useless pricks!

I don't even want us to finish top 4 next year because this mentally fragile side just can't win a final.

 

[Crimson Azure]

We’ve clocked the choke.

lol, blues think they won the game.

 

[Dory_77]

I wasn't expecting much before the game and set myself up to be disappointed but that still ******* stings.

What a putrid ******* effort. Eugh.

 

[Deelighted]

That's the Melbourne Way

 

[Daemon]

There's no good.

It's all bad and ugly. We lost a game we should have won easily through poor kicking.

 

[Crimson Azure]

Tulip out twice in straight sets ain’t deep.

 

[LeverPuller]

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out Jordon.

What a shambles. I’m so ******* angry.

 

[Topkent]

I don't just talk s**t about Melbourne I back it up with winnings instead of just posting ladder positions.
Thanks chokers

 

[Johnny Karate]

Good:
We won on expected score again

 

[TheExtractorFactor]

Honestly feel sorry for you guys who endured all that crap for years, couldn't go in 2021 and then have seen 4 straight losses live. Absolutely sucks.

 

[RUNVS]

MOD NOTE:
Greetings Oppo fans,

No doubt you've some sharp repartee to share, but please note we reserve the right to tell you to gagf if you're being a floggo.

Cheerio

I think most would agree you guys played better today. Just missed your shots. Can't really blame the coach for bad goal kicking unfortunately as that is up to the players.

 

[schmuttt]

I don't just talk s**t about Melbourne I back it up with winnings instead of just posting ladder positions.
Thanks chokers View attachment 1804090

Kicking myself I didn’t put another $100 on just before the game started tbh

 

[LeverPuller]

Also I swear to ******* god Brian Taylor needs to be gagged. The worst commentator around in a prime slot and he added to my fury all ******* night.

 

[Topkent]

Good:
We won on expected score again

Did you know we were top of the ladder during the year. Who do we play in the prelim? Wait what?

 

[Callum87]

On the bright side we don’t have to watch us kick 27 behinds and get our asses handed to us by Brisbane.

 

[Lord Nev]

Good:
We won on expected score again

I mean, it measures goal kicking, and goal kicking is why we lost.

But I won't be a smartass or crack it, I know the true Dees fans are hurting tonight and I don't wanna be a dick as well.

 

[dees arent rabble]

Mid table team.

Which morons signed goody.
Should have sacked him and got dimma.
Wont win a grand final with this team.
Mentally weak as piss

 

[CTHORANGE]

thank goodness we don't have to watch us play again, we truly are an awful spectacle

 

[Topkent]

Imagine being Salc0 and being happy with that

 

[Daemon]

Gotta love all the oppo trolls and sympathisers all of a sudden on our board.