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- Jun 21, 2014
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w/r/t just trained kids and toilets, when my son was about 3 and still in that delightful "door open, pants all the way down" stage, and we had the worst bout of gastro go through the house, it hit all 4 of us.
i happened to be walking past the toilet and saw my son standing there, pants around his ankles, peeing. He was still quite under it. While he's peeing, he farts, which develops from gas to liquid, then briefly solid before reverting to this mister whippy shite slurry for about thirty seconds and there's a frisbee sized turd patty on the toilet floor and on his pants.
I nearly doubled over from laughter seeing this and when he turned around, the look of surprise because he hadn't realise he'd done it nearly killed me.
i happened to be walking past the toilet and saw my son standing there, pants around his ankles, peeing. He was still quite under it. While he's peeing, he farts, which develops from gas to liquid, then briefly solid before reverting to this mister whippy shite slurry for about thirty seconds and there's a frisbee sized turd patty on the toilet floor and on his pants.
I nearly doubled over from laughter seeing this and when he turned around, the look of surprise because he hadn't realise he'd done it nearly killed me.