1st Test: England vs Australia [Match Thread] - Umpiring/DRS in other thread (cont in Pt.2)

[Doctor Feel]

Calling Tony Grieg a "dead set" great bloke. ... Wow, probably should have thought that through you flog..

Piss off w***er.

 

[lmach]

Was your mouth out lmach
Agar has that title stitched up for all time.

No I'm pretty sure my mouth was in.

 

[HBF]

Can we see a pic of Strauss' face when Pies Finn dropped that catch?

 

[Punchy Bassett]

Jude Bolton
@Jude_Bolton

Stuart Broad - I'm glad it's back to back Ashes series coz you will cop it at every sporting ground this summer in Australia. #Ashes

Great to see our footballers are thinking the same way as we are.

Thinking? Hell I'm sure most of them will want to join in!

 

[Rusty22]

so on youjizz, pre wank, before the big one!! cum on ausssies!

 

[maryjames]

We drag ourselves back from the brink a lot in sport, and it's always low percentage coming from a ways back.

Would be amazing to win this.

Better bloody win it.. Sick of losing these types of test matches.. I've got a long memory.

 

[Paul7890]

Haddin and Pattinson just received word that Plugger35 will stay of BigFooty for an entire month if they can get the last 20 runs.

Now THAT'S incentive!

 

[HBF]

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Jude Bolton​

@Jude_Bolton​

Stuart Broad - I'm glad it's back to back Ashes series coz you will cop it at every sporting ground this summer in Australia. #Ashes

Great to see our footballers are thinking the same way as we are.

I love you Jude Bolton!

 

[DrEvil]

If there is justice Haddin will hit a lofted drive, knocking Broad unconscious in the head on the boundary and scoring six to win the game.

 

[Caesar]

There's a whole other thread where you can discuss the umpiring and walking ad nauseum. This thread has bigger fish to fry.

 

[DT_fanatic]

More Edgbaston parallels - Simon Jones dropped a similarly difficult catch to what Finn did today, with Australia needing 19 I think?

Also funny how both England and Australia did not want to play that extra over before lunch. How often does that happen? Love test cricket!

 

[Godallblighty]

Spot on. This is the joy of Test Cricket

No, it's just the joy of Ashes cricket.

It's like State of Origin. It was only ever good Vic vs SA.

 

[maryjames]

Brilliant post...we have not nailed these games in a long time.

I'm feeling like we will lose with only needing 2 runs..

 

[BG32]

I wonder if our tail gets pissed and abuses our s**t so called"batsmen" when they fail (except clarke)

 

[DrEvil]

Haddin and Pattinson just received word that Plugger35 will stay of BigFooty for an entire month if they can get the last 20 runs.

Now THAT'S incentive!

How about Plugger35 praising umpires for a month?

 

[Substance]

20 runs versus 1 wicket at lunch on the last day. It doesn't really get any better than this. In any sport.

any afl grand final with a margin less than a goal does it better.

 

[Big Bryza]

The thing that annoyed me the most is that Bairstow got a faint but obvious edge off Agar and walked. That cheating campaigner Broad hit the cover off it and stood there as if nothing happened. Yes Dar should've given it out and hopefully he gets given a spell because thats the most horrendous decision of all time. But * me drunk Broad is such a flog.

This has been an amazing test, ashes cricket is the pinnacle. What a finale we're in for. Boy oh boy wowee, I just love the way Brad Haddin goes about it. Carn Aussies.

 

[DrEvil]

Haddin and Pattinson just received word that Plugger35 will stay of BigFooty for an entire month if they can get the last 20 runs.

Now THAT'S incentive!

How about Plugger35 praising umpires for a month?

 

[lewigie]

Each player should receive a blowjob from the Queen if we win this.

OBE's?

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

OBE's?

Yeah.

One Blowjob Each.

 

[stewie griffen]

No, it's just the joy of Ashes cricket.

It's like State of Origin. It was only ever good Vic vs SA.

The last test over here between england and nz was pretty epic as well

 

[Gibbsy]

Kept hearing wicket shouts and celebrations during the highlights while I was out of the room... scared me shitless!

 

[vWestCoast]

Lets just get out there already and wack 4 sixes in a row, that'll do me

 

[HBF]

No I'm pretty sure my mouth was in.

How about your teeth?

 

[LukasTheGreat]

any afl grand final with a margin less than a goal does it better.

That's at most a quarter of nail biting, this is hours.