Banter RDT CLXXXIII - Trucko’s Jatz Crackers

[DanWCE]

Updating my CV and only having one relevant workplace on it for the last 11 years makes me feel like Pam from that Office episode.

Did you quit before your trip(s)? I thought you might have been on some extended LSL.

I've been at my place of employment for almost 12 years now

 

[Carbine Chaos]

Did you quit before your trip(s)? I thought you might have been on some extended LSL.

I've been at my place of employment for almost 12 years now

Nah haven't quit but leave is coming to an end, perfect position came up on seek but worried I'll be away and miss the boat on an interview.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Nah haven't quit but leave is coming to an end, perfect position came up on seek but worries I'll be away and miss the boat on an interview.

It’s on a boat?

 

[Bender_]

It’s on a boat?

Don't be silly, it's obviously on an island he has to catch a ferry to.


*not peninsula

 

[DanWCE]

Don't be silly, it's obviously on an island he has to catch a ferry to.


*not peninsula

Genuinely that sort of job exists in my line of work at the moment. Bit of construction happening over on Rotto. Could be fun.

 

[Bender_]

Genuinely that sort of job exists in my line of work at the moment...

I thought this was going in a Whore Island direction! With your rig you could be bringing in 6 figures anally.

 

[Bender_]

 

[Truckosaurus]

1995 Greater Pittsburgh bank robberies - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

"Neither robber wore a mask or otherwise attempted to disguise, and they had instead applied lemon juice to their faces. According to Wheeler, Johnson had told him lemon juice would make one invisible to security cameras."

 

[Luuuc]

This new Wildcats lineup is going to be fun as hell to watch this season

 

[Bender_]

Thoughts on Starfield squashface? I played a few hours today and already love it, can see myself sinking 150+ hours into it - a lot of it just on exploration.

 

[squashface]

Thoughts on Starfield squashface? I played a few hours today and already love it, can see myself sinking 150+ hours into it - a lot of it just on exploration.

I’m the same mate, have only just started dinner and my meal prep for the week because I burned so many hours in it this arvo and completely lost track of time.

 

[DanWCE]

Nerds

 

[Bender_]

Nerds

 

[squashface]

Nerds

I can’t hear you over the sound of my roaring spaceship as I take off from Mars to send myself to a completely different solar system

 

[Ochre]

I can’t hear you over the sound of my roaring spaceship as I take off from Mars to send myself to a completely different solar system

This is the worst euphemism for masturbation I've ever heard.

 

[Truckosaurus]

This is the worst euphemism for masturbation I've ever heard.

Peeling the carrot

 

[squashface]

Peeling the carrot

 

[Keys]

Peeling the carrot

Just an observation but you might want to refine your technique if that’s your go to

 

[Truckosaurus]

Doing a bit of DIY plumbing.


With some stuff bought at Bunnings.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Playing Spider-man Without Friends

 

[Truckosaurus]

Staging a one-man show with an explosive climax that leaves any audience howling with laughter.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Making a solo ascent of the world's smallest mountain

 

[squashface]

 

[Truckosaurus]

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Yeah, I lost the plot a bit there. Those last three were actually great euphemisms.

 

[Dazzler9]

Oh, Rugby World Cup is on. It's going well, I see.