Lifestyle SFAEW Season 34: The Offseason Listicles - The SweetaMania Matches That Never Were

[Tigerturbulance]

Tigerturbulance vs TheCoach16

With his betrayal of the Old Boys bid still (relatively) fresh, Turbo looks to exact his revenge on Coach inside the ring!
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I will put the Ophidian Back Door Strangle Hold on TheCoach16 and make him my school yard bitch

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[TheCoach16]

Tigerturbulance vs TheCoach16

With his betrayal of the Old Boys bid still (relatively) fresh, Turbo looks to exact his revenge on Coach inside the ring!
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I will put the Ophidian Back Door Strangle Hold on TheCoach16 and make him my school yard bitch

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That looks hot!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

It's Sunday, you know what that means!



It's time for SFAEW Round 2!



Kicking us off this evening:






Tigerturbulance takes on TheCoach16!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

TigerTurbulance attacks TheCoach16 before the bell.
TigerTurbulance launches TheCoach16 across the ring with a release German suplex.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
TigerTurbulance takes TheCoach16 down with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex.
TigerTurbulance performs a lariat against TheCoach16.
TigerTurbulance says, "Get in the Hot Seat!".
TigerTurbulance launches TheCoach16 across the ring with a release German suplex.
TigerTurbulance is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
TigerTurbulance performs a kneelift against TheCoach16.
TigerTurbulance goes for an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but TheCoach16 blocks it.
TheCoach16 uses a bodyslam on TigerTurbulance.
TheCoach16 hits a kick to the midsection on TigerTurbulance.
TheCoach16 runs into the ropes.
TheCoach16 nails TigerTurbulance with a flying clothesline.
TheCoach16 hits a Gorilla Press on TigerTurbulance.
TheCoach16 sets up TigerTurbulance on the turnbuckle.
TheCoach16 launches TigerTurbulance across the ring with a superplex.
TheCoach16 executes a flying cross body press against TigerTurbulance.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
TheCoach16 tries a flying bodypress, but TigerTurbulance gets his knees up.
TigerTurbulance uses a forearm to the back on TheCoach16.
TigerTurbulance performs a forearm to the back against TheCoach16.
TigerTurbulance says, "Get in the Hot Seat!".
The boos are resurfacing again.
TigerTurbulance whips TheCoach16 into the ropes.
TheCoach16 hits TigerTurbulance with a clothesline.
TheCoach16 nails TigerTurbulance with a leaping swinging DDT.
The crowd is wildly cheering TheCoach16 with only a few scattered boos audible.
TheCoach16 whips TigerTurbulance into the ropes, but TigerTurbulance reverses it.
TigerTurbulance hits an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on TheCoach16.
TigerTurbulance tries an armlock hammerlock submission, but TheCoach16 blocks it.
TheCoach16 attempts to place TigerTurbulance on the turnbuckle, but
TigerTurbulance blocks it.
TheCoach16 tries a bulldog, but TigerTurbulance counters it with a back suplex.
TigerTurbulance doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
TigerTurbulance uses a vertical suplex on TheCoach16.
TigerTurbulance performs a forearm to the back against TheCoach16.
TigerTurbulance launches TheCoach16 across the ring with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex.
TigerTurbulance performs a mounted elbowsmash against TheCoach16.
TigerTurbulance uses a kneelift on TheCoach16.
TigerTurbulance chops TheCoach16.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind TigerTurbulance.
TigerTurbulance chops TheCoach16.
TigerTurbulance executes a lariat against TheCoach16.
TigerTurbulance goes for a release German suplex, but TheCoach16
counters it with a backward kick.
TheCoach16 sends TigerTurbulance into the turnbuckle.
TheCoach16 uses an enzuigiri on TigerTurbulance.
The boos are resurfacing again.
TheCoach16 howls out to the crowd.
TheCoach16 performs an elbowdrop against TigerTurbulance.
TheCoach16 howls out to the crowd.
TheCoach16 tries a hiptoss, but TigerTurbulance counters it with a lariat.
In turn, TheCoach16 counters it with a hiptoss.
TheCoach16 is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
TheCoach16 executes a bodyslam against TigerTurbulance.
TheCoach16 gives him a kick to the midsection, but TigerTurbulance ignores it and just smiles at him.
TheCoach16 throws TigerTurbulance out of the ring.
Blacky counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, TigerTurbulance reenters the ring.
TheCoach16 whips TigerTurbulance into the ropes, but TigerTurbulance reverses it.
TigerTurbulance hits TheCoach16 with a clothesline.
TigerTurbulance uses a release German suplex on TheCoach16.
The cheers for TigerTurbulance are drowning out the boos.
TigerTurbulance goes for a release German suplex, but TheCoach16 counters it with an elbowsmash.
TheCoach16 attempts a faceslam, but TigerTurbulance blocks it.
TigerTurbulance hits a lariat on TheCoach16.
TigerTurbulance performs an overhead belly-to-belly suplex against TheCoach16.
TigerTurbulance throws TheCoach16 out of the ring.
TigerTurbulance jumps onto him with a springboard knee strike.
The cheers for TigerTurbulance are drowning out the boos.
TigerTurbulance shoves TheCoach16 into the guardrail.
TigerTurbulance hits a release German suplex on TheCoach16.
TigerTurbulance says, "Get in the Hot Seat!".
TigerTurbulance performs a mounted punch against TheCoach16.
Blacky counts: 1.
TigerTurbulance throws TheCoach16 into the ringpost.
TigerTurbulance uses a forearm to the back on TheCoach16.
Blacky counts: 2.
TigerTurbulance goes for a release German suplex, but TheCoach16 blocks it.
Blacky counts: 3.
TheCoach16 executes an armdrag takedown against TigerTurbulance.
Blacky counts: 4.
TheCoach16 goes for the Scorpion Coach Lock, but TigerTurbulance counters it with a throw-off.
TigerTurbulance hits a forearm to the back on TheCoach16.
Blacky counts: 5.
TigerTurbulance throws TheCoach16 into the guardrail.
TigerTurbulance attempts a lariat, but TheCoach16 blocks it.
TheCoach16 hits a kick to the midsection on TigerTurbulance.
Blacky counts: 6.
TheCoach16 tries an enzuigiri, but TigerTurbulance steps out of the way.
Blacky counts: 7.
TigerTurbulance reenters the ring.
TheCoach16 follows him back in.
TigerTurbulance performs a knee strike against TheCoach16.
TigerTurbulance hits a forearm to the back on TheCoach16.
TigerTurbulance performs an overhead belly-to-belly suplex against TheCoach16.
TigerTurbulance attempts a release German suplex, but TheCoach16 counters it with a go-behind.
TigerTurbulance re-reverses it.
TigerTurbulance tries a lariat, but TheCoach16 ducks out of the way.
TheCoach16 hits a headlock takedown on TigerTurbulance.
TheCoach16 attempts a faceslam, but TigerTurbulance blocks it.
TigerTurbulance hits a knee strike on TheCoach16.
TigerTurbulance runs into the ropes.
TheCoach16 nails TigerTurbulance with a bulldog.
TheCoach16 executes a bulldog against TigerTurbulance.
TheCoach16 doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
TheCoach16 tries a kick to the midsection, but TigerTurbulance blocks it.
TigerTurbulance uses a release German suplex on TheCoach16.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
TigerTurbulance goes for a vertical suplex, but TheCoach16 reverses it.
TheCoach16 tries an atomic drop, but TigerTurbulance counters it with a figure-four leglock.
Blacky tells TheCoach16 to respond or he'll stop the fight.
TheCoach16 nods.
Blacky asks TheCoach16 if he should stop the fight.
TheCoach16 shakes his head.
Blacky asks TheCoach16 if he should stop the fight.
TheCoach16 shakes his head.
TheCoach16 tries to fight the pain.
TigerTurbulance lets go after 25 seconds.
The crowd is wildly cheering TigerTurbulance with only a few scattered boos audible.
TigerTurbulance executes the Ophidian-5 on TheCoach16.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TigerTurbulance whips TheCoach16 into the ropes, but TheCoach16 reverses it.
TheCoach16 takes TigerTurbulance down with a faceslam.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
TheCoach16 runs into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance goes for an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but TheCoach16 counters it with an earringer.
TheCoach16 takes TigerTurbulance down with a powerslam.
Blacky counts: One, shoulder up.
TheCoach16 tries a fistdrop, but TigerTurbulance moves out of the way.
TigerTurbulance executes the Ophidian-5 on TheCoach16.
Blacky counts: One, two, three.
TigerTurbulance doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.

The winner is Tigerturbulance. Time of match: 0:11:16
Sim Rating: **** 1/4


An easy win for the Old Boy's head honcho!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Secondly:





Hate, Ant Bear and NaturalDisaster of the All-Admins clash with DenieD, Barrybran and GWS Goose of the Gumbies in the Trios Title Tournament!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
Ant Bear performs a Saito suplex against DenieD.
Ant Bear sends DenieD into the turnbuckle, but DenieD reverses it.
DenieD runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Ant Bear lifts his knee.
Ant Bear whips DenieD into the ropes.
Ant Bear hits DenieD with a backdrop.
DenieD springs to his feet.
DenieD executes a headbutt against Ant Bear.
DenieD uses the Rocker Dropper on Ant Bear.
DenieD whips Ant Bear into the ropes.
Ant Bear misses with an elbow.
DenieD goes for a faceslam, but Ant Bear blocks it.
Ant Bear whips DenieD into the ropes.
Ant Bear executes a spinebuster slam against DenieD.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Ant Bear tags out to NaturalDisaster.
NaturalDisaster and Ant Bear whip DenieD into the ropes.
They hit DenieD with a double fist to the midsection.
GWS Goose enters the ring and lays out Ant Bear.
DenieD and GWS Goose hit NaturalDisaster with a double back suplex.
GWS Goose leaves the ring.
DenieD runs into the ropes.
NaturalDisaster misses with a shoulderblock.
DenieD misses with a clothesline.
DenieD executes a swinging neckbreaker against NaturalDisaster.
DenieD is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
DenieD tags out to GWS Goose.
GWS Goose runs into the ropes.
NaturalDisaster performs a side kick to the midsection against GWS Goose.
NaturalDisaster goes for the Admin's Stomp, but GWS Goose counters it with a power bomb.
The crowd is going crazy.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
GWS Goose goes for a kick to the midsection, but NaturalDisaster counters it with a legsweep.
NaturalDisaster tags out to Ant Bear.
NaturalDisaster goes for a kick to the head, but GWS Goose ducks out of the way.
NaturalDisaster leaves the ring.
GWS Goose performs a Russian legsweep against Ant Bear.
GWS Goose attempts a piledriver, but Ant Bear blocks it.
Ant Bear hits a monkey flip on GWS Goose.
Ant Bear tries a Saito suplex, but GWS Goose counters it with an elbowsmash.
GWS Goose hits a kneelift on Ant Bear.
GWS Goose goes for a kick to the midsection, but Ant Bear counters it with a dragon screw.
In turn, GWS Goose counters it with an enzuigiri to the face.
GWS Goose tags out to BarryBran.
BarryBran attempts a kneedrop, but Ant Bear moves out of the way.
Ant Bear tags out to Hate.
GWS Goose enters the ring and lays out Ant Bear.
The crowd is going crazy.
BarryBran and GWS Goose hit Hate with a double superplex.
GWS Goose leaves the ring.
BarryBran puts Hate in a choke against the ropes.
Chief warns BarryBran to let go.
Chief counts: One, two, three, four.
BarryBran performs a flying cross body press against Hate.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
BarryBran whips Hate into the ropes.
BarryBran performs a dropkick against Hate.
BarryBran uses an armdrag takedown on Hate.
BarryBran uses a facerake on Hate.
BarryBran throws Hate out of the ring.
Chief counts: one, two, three, four, five, Hate reenters the ring.
BarryBran takes Hate down with a vertical suplex.
Numerous fans are using BarryBran as target practice.
BarryBran attempts a choke against the ropes, but Hate blocks it.
Hate tries an arm trap neckbreaker, but BarryBran blocks it.
BarryBran nails Hate with a spinning backbreaker.
BarryBran is being booed out of the building.
BarryBran tries a flying axhandle, but Hate counters it with a punch.
Hate runs into the ropes.
Hate goes for a running front dropkick, but BarryBran steps out of the way.
GWS Goose enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
GWS Goose goes for a Russian legsweep, but Hate counters it with an elbowsmash.
GWS Goose rolls out of the ring.
Hate whips BarryBran into the ropes, but BarryBran reverses it.
Hate attempts a running knee strike, but BarryBran ducks out of the way.
BarryBran sets up Hate on the turnbuckle.
BarryBran performs a superplex against Hate.
The crowd is vociferously booing BarryBran.
BarryBran uses a chop on Hate.
BarryBran performs a bodyslam against Hate.
BarryBran runs into the ropes.
BarryBran hits Hate with a shoulderblock.
BarryBran is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
BarryBran hits a senton on Hate.
Chief counts: One, two, in the ropes...
BarryBran sets up Hate on the turnbuckle.
BarryBran uses a superplex on Hate.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
BarryBran uses a dropkick on Hate.
BarryBran takes Hate down with a bodyslam.
BarryBran uses a spinning backbreaker on Hate.
BarryBran executes the Gumby Saviour on Hate.
BarryBran goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
BarryBran hits a vertical suplex on Hate.
BarryBran kicks Hate.
BarryBran kicks Hate.
Hate punches BarryBran.
Hate kicks BarryBran.
The crowd is behind Hate all the way.
Ant Bear enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Ant Bear nails BarryBran with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex.
Hate tries a choke sleeper, but BarryBran counters it with a facerake.
Ant Bear leaves the ring.
BarryBran whips Hate into the ropes, but Hate reverses it.
Hate hits BarryBran with a clothesline.
BarryBran falls out of the ring.
Hate goes through the ropes.
Chief counts: 1.
Ant Bear comes over to make it two-on-one.
GWS Goose comes over and lays out Ant Bear.
GWS Goose has the crowd going wild.
BarryBran and GWS Goose hit Hate with a double kneelift.
BarryBran shoves Hate into the guardrail.
Chief counts: 2.
BarryBran performs a flying axhandle against Hate.
GWS Goose comes over to make it two-on-one.
Ant Bear comes over and lays out GWS Goose.
Hate tries a release German suplex, but BarryBran counters it with an elbowsmash.
Chief counts: 3.
BarryBran shoves Hate into the guardrail.
BarryBran gets back into the ring.
Hate climbs back into the ring.
BarryBran tags out to GWS Goose.
GWS Goose and BarryBran whip Hate into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Hate with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move.
Hate hits them with a double clothesline.
BarryBran leaves the ring.
Hate whips GWS Goose into the ropes.
Hate and GWS Goose get hit with a double clothesline.
Hate tags out to Ant Bear.
Ant Bear runs into the ropes.
Ant Bear misses with a clothesline.
Ant Bear misses with a clothesline.
GWS Goose misses with an elbow.
Ant Bear hits a swinging DDT on GWS Goose.
The chants for Ant Bear are deafening.
Ant Bear executes the Admin Lock on GWS Goose.
GWS Goose tries to escape the hold.
GWS Goose tries to fight the pain.
GWS Goose submits after 13 seconds.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Ant Bear.

The winners are Hate, Ant Bear, and NaturalDisaster. Time of match: 0:09:03
Sim Rating: *** 3/4


Another blow for Denie's revolution! Is there anywhere he can go now?

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Thirdly:





The Jesus faces off against Mr ClarkeMoney in the Bank, KohPhi!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
The Jesus throws KohPhi into the turnbuckle.
The Jesus whips KohPhi into the ropes.
KohPhi uses a lariat on The Jesus.
KohPhi flexes his biceps.
KohPhi acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
KohPhi nails The Jesus with the sliced bread #2.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
KohPhi runs into the ropes.
The Jesus and KohPhi get hit with a double clothesline.
The Jesus chops KohPhi.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind The Jesus.
KohPhi punches The Jesus.
KohPhi acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
The Jesus chops KohPhi.
The Jesus kicks KohPhi.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind The Jesus.
The Jesus nails KohPhi with a Samoan Drop.
The crowd is wildly cheering The Jesus with only a few scattered boos audible.
The Jesus nails KohPhi with a fisherman suplex.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
The Jesus works the crowd.
The Jesus attempts a figure-four leglock, but KohPhi counters it with a small package.
Blacky counts: One, kickout.
KohPhi throws The Jesus into the turnbuckle.
KohPhi charges in with a running European uppercut, but The Jesus moves out of the way.
The Jesus nails KohPhi with a flying clothesline.
The Jesus locks KohPhi in a scorpion deathlock.
KohPhi is valiantly trying to break the hold.
KohPhi is struggling to reach the ropes.
KohPhi gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 13 seconds.
The Jesus places KohPhi on the turnbuckle.
The Jesus nails KohPhi with a belly-to-back superplex.
The crowd is wildly cheering The Jesus with only a few scattered boos audible.
The Jesus goes for a Samoan Drop, but KohPhi counters it with an elbowsmash.
KohPhi uses a swinging DDT on The Jesus.
KohPhi whips The Jesus into the ropes.
KohPhi hits The Jesus with an elbow.
KohPhi covers The Jesus.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
KohPhi attempts a running front dropkick, but The Jesus steps out of the way.
The Jesus attempts a Russian legsweep, but KohPhi counters it with an elbowsmash.
KohPhi whips The Jesus into the turnbuckle.
KohPhi uses a European uppercut on The Jesus.
KohPhi uses a European uppercut on The Jesus.
KohPhi hits a flying cross body press on The Jesus.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
KohPhi performs a dropkick against The Jesus.
KohPhi runs into the ropes.
KohPhi performs a running European uppercut against The Jesus.
KohPhi is starting to get more cheers than boos.
KohPhi tries a kick to the thigh, but The Jesus blocks it.
The Jesus attempts a DDT, but KohPhi blocks it.
KohPhi uses the Liger Bomb on The Jesus.
Blacky counts: One, kickout.
KohPhi whips The Jesus into the ropes.
The Jesus hits KohPhi with a kick.
The Jesus runs into the ropes.
KohPhi nails The Jesus with a roundhouse kick.
KohPhi acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
KohPhi goes for the Rack Bomb, but The Jesus blocks it.
The Jesus executes a tilt-a-whirl powerslam against KohPhi.
The Jesus attempts a fisherman suplex, but KohPhi counters it with a small package.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
KohPhi runs into the ropes.
The Jesus goes for a spinebuster slam, but KohPhi counters it with a sunset flip.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
KohPhi whips The Jesus into the ropes.
The Jesus performs a swinging neckbreaker against KohPhi.
The Jesus works the crowd.
The Jesus doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
The Jesus sends KohPhi into the turnbuckle.
The Jesus runs shoulder-first into the corner, but KohPhi lifts his knee.
KohPhi whips The Jesus into the ropes, but The Jesus reverses it.
KohPhi nails The Jesus with a running European uppercut.
A portion of the crowd is cheering KohPhi.
KohPhi nails The Jesus with a flying cross body press.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
KohPhi attempts a snap mare, but The Jesus blocks it.
The Jesus whips KohPhi into the ropes.
KohPhi hits The Jesus with a kick.
KohPhi performs a Gorilla Press against The Jesus.
KohPhi is starting to get more cheers than boos.
KohPhi sends The Jesus into the turnbuckle, but The Jesus reverses it.
The Jesus charges into the corner.
The Jesus whips KohPhi into the ropes.
KohPhi misses with a shoulderblock.
KohPhi hits The Jesus with a clothesline.
KohPhi hits a European uppercut on The Jesus.
KohPhi runs into the ropes.
KohPhi misses with a clothesline.
The Jesus hits KohPhi with a kick.
The Jesus uses an elbowsmash on KohPhi.
The Jesus whips KohPhi into the ropes.
The Jesus executes a powerslam against KohPhi.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
The Jesus complains about a slow count.
The Jesus hits a hiptoss on KohPhi.
The Jesus whips KohPhi into the ropes.
The Jesus hits KohPhi with a clothesline.
KohPhi falls out of the ring.
The Jesus rolls out under the bottom rope.
The Jesus hits an elbowsmash on KohPhi.
The Jesus climbs back into the ring.
KohPhi follows him back in.
The Jesus uses a flying clothesline on KohPhi.
The Jesus tries a belly-to-belly suplex, but KohPhi blocks it.
KohPhi hits a superkick on The Jesus.
KohPhi whips The Jesus into the ropes.
The Jesus hits KohPhi with a clothesline.
KohPhi falls out of the ring.
The Jesus rolls out under the bottom rope.
The Jesus sets up a table.
The Jesus whips KohPhi into the guardrail.
The Jesus attempts a belly-to-belly suplex, but KohPhi blocks it.
KohPhi whips The Jesus into the guardrail.
KohPhi goes for a headbutt, but The Jesus blocks it.
Blacky counts: 1.
Blacky counts: 2.
The Jesus tries a flying clothesline, but KohPhi counters it with an intercept superkick.
Blacky counts: 3.
KohPhi whips The Jesus into the guardrail.
KohPhi goes for the TKO, but The Jesus counters it with an elbowsmash.
Blacky counts: 4.
The Jesus executes a DDT against KohPhi.
The Jesus takes KohPhi down with a fisherman suplex.
Blacky counts: 5.
The Jesus uses an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on KohPhi.
The Jesus gets back into the ring.
KohPhi rolls back in under the bottom rope.
The Jesus is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
The Jesus executes a flying clothesline against KohPhi.
The Jesus hits a vertical suplex on KohPhi.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
The Jesus attempts a Samoan Drop, but KohPhi counters it with an elbowsmash.
KohPhi whips The Jesus into the ropes.
The Jesus goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but KohPhi counters it with a side suplex.
KohPhi tries the Rack Bomb, but The Jesus blocks it.
The Jesus kicks KohPhi.
The Jesus chops KohPhi.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
The Jesus kicks KohPhi.
KohPhi chops The Jesus.
KohPhi runs into the ropes.
KohPhi hits The Jesus with a shoulderblock.
KohPhi uses an elbowsmash on The Jesus.
KohPhi executes a forearm to the back against The Jesus.
KohPhi executes a snap mare against The Jesus.
KohPhi runs into the ropes.
KohPhi hits The Jesus with a clothesline.
KohPhi flexes his biceps.
A portion of the crowd is cheering KohPhi.
KohPhi uses the Rack Bomb on The Jesus.
Blacky counts: One, two, in the ropes...
KohPhi tries the Rack Bomb, but The Jesus blocks it.
The Jesus whips KohPhi into the ropes, but KohPhi reverses it.
KohPhi misses with a shoulderblock.
KohPhi goes for a Gorilla Press, but The Jesus counters it with an elbowsmash.
The Jesus attempts a spinebuster slam, but KohPhi counters it with a sunset flip.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
KohPhi executes an elbowsmash against The Jesus.
KohPhi performs a dropkick against The Jesus.
KohPhi whips The Jesus into the ropes.
The Jesus misses with an elbow.
The Jesus hits a swinging neckbreaker on KohPhi.
The Jesus executes the 10 Pin Strike on KohPhi.
The Jesus goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, in the ropes...

 

[PhenomenalV1]

The Jesus uses a vertical suplex on KohPhi.
The Jesus whips KohPhi into the ropes, but KohPhi reverses it.
KohPhi hits a chop on The Jesus.
KohPhi uses a chop on The Jesus.
KohPhi executes a snap mare against The Jesus.
KohPhi gives the sign for the GIF Blaster.
KohPhi executes the GIF Blaster on The Jesus.
KohPhi acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
KohPhi goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
KohPhi throws Blacky into the ringpost.
Blacky is out cold.
KohPhi tries a frog splash, but The Jesus gets his knees up.
Blacky crawls over to the ropes and uses them to get up.
The Jesus whips KohPhi into the ropes, but KohPhi reverses it.
The Jesus hits KohPhi with a shoulderblock.
The Jesus covers KohPhi.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
The Jesus attempts a Russian legsweep, but KohPhi counters it with an elbowsmash.
KohPhi executes a European uppercut against The Jesus.
KohPhi executes a chop against The Jesus.
KohPhi goes for a swinging DDT, but The Jesus counters it with a spinebuster slam.
The crowd is wildly cheering The Jesus with only a few scattered boos audible.
The Jesus grabs a hold of KohPhi's mask.
The Jesus tears away on the mask.
The Jesus has lifted the mask to chin-level.
The Jesus has lifted the mask to nose-level.
The Jesus has pulled the mask up to the eyes.
KohPhi stops The Jesus.
The Jesus gives the sign for the People's Elbow.
The Jesus executes the People's Elbow against KohPhi.
The Jesus hits a Samoan Drop on KohPhi.
The Jesus whips KohPhi into the ropes.
The Jesus attempts a belly-to-belly suplex, but KohPhi blocks it.
KohPhi performs a lariat against The Jesus.
KohPhi whips The Jesus into the ropes, but The Jesus reverses it.
The Jesus attempts an armdrag takedown, but KohPhi blocks it.
KohPhi hits The Jesus.
KohPhi is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
KohPhi punches The Jesus.
The Jesus punches KohPhi.
The boos are resurfacing again.
KohPhi chops The Jesus.
KohPhi kicks The Jesus.
KohPhi seemingly enjoys the boos.
KohPhi punches The Jesus.
The Jesus hits KohPhi.
KohPhi hits The Jesus.
KohPhi is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
KohPhi uses the TKO on The Jesus.
KohPhi nails The Jesus with the Rack Bomb.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
KohPhi performs an open-handed chop against The Jesus.
KohPhi uses a Gorilla Press on The Jesus.
KohPhi is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
KohPhi attempts to place The Jesus on the turnbuckle, but The Jesus blocks it.
KohPhi uses a hiptoss on The Jesus.
KohPhi attempts a swinging DDT, but The Jesus counters it with a backbreaker.
The Jesus whips KohPhi into the ropes.
The Jesus hits KohPhi with an elbow.
The Jesus covers KohPhi.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
The Jesus attempts a swinging neckbreaker, but KohPhi counters it with a side suplex.
KohPhi executes a hiptoss against The Jesus.
KohPhi executes the GIF Blaster on The Jesus.
KohPhi seemingly enjoys the boos.
KohPhi goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, three.
The cheers for KohPhi are drowning out the boos.

The winner is KohPhi. Time of match: 0:16:07
Sim Rating: *** 3/4


Fly Guy keeps his winning streak alive! Well then...we might have to book ourselves a blockbuster...


NEXT WEEK's MAIN EVENT: KohPhi vs Tigerturbulance, in a special one-off Three Stages of Hell Match!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Fourthly:






damicky, Moz and Frothies Mcveigh of the Wonders fight SarahSmiles, GremioPower and Grand Uncle Horace in our second Trios Title Tournament match of the evening!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
GremioPower whips Damicky into the ropes, but Damicky reverses it.
GremioPower tries a running European uppercut, but Damicky ducks out of the way.
Damicky attempts to place GremioPower on the turnbuckle, but GremioPower blocks it.
Damicky hits a gutwrench suplex on GremioPower.
The crowd is behind Damicky all the way.
Damicky executes a slap against GremioPower.
Damicky goes for a roundhouse right, but GremioPower blocks it.
GremioPower runs into the ropes.
Damicky tries a powerslam, but GremioPower counters it with a swinging neckbreaker.
A fan at ringside badmouths GremioPower.
In turn, Damicky counters it with a side suplex.
The chants for Damicky are deafening.
Damicky sets up GremioPower on the turnbuckle.
Damicky hits a double underhook superplex on GremioPower.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Damicky goes for a gutwrench suplex, but GremioPower counters it with a backdrop.
In turn, Damicky counters it with a sunset flip.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
Damicky uses a back suplex on GremioPower.
Damicky goes for a roundhouse right, but GremioPower blocks it.
GremioPower tags out to Grand Uncle Horace.
GremioPower executes a dropkick against Damicky.
Grand Uncle Horace executes a back suplex against Damicky.
Grand Uncle Horace and GremioPower whip Damicky into the ropes.
They hit Damicky with a double kick to the midsection.
GremioPower leaves the ring.
Grand Uncle Horace puts Damicky in a Fujiwara armbar.
Damicky makes it to the ropes after 8 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace locks Damicky in a Fujiwara armbar.
Damicky inches his way towards the ropes after 5 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace whips Damicky into the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace misses with a clothesline.
Damicky executes a clothesline against Grand Uncle Horace.
Damicky tags out to Moz.
Moz runs into the ropes.
Moz hits a facebuster onto the knee on Grand Uncle Horace.
Moz nails Grand Uncle Horace with a sidewalk slam.
Chief counts: One, shoulder up.
Moz goes for a turnbuckle power bomb, but Grand Uncle Horace counters it with a backdrop.
Grand Uncle Horace tags out to Sarahsmiles.
Sarahsmiles and Grand Uncle Horace whip Moz into the ropes.
They hit Moz with a double backdrop.
Grand Uncle Horace leaves the ring.
Sarahsmiles uses a springboard moonsault on Moz.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
Sarahsmiles executes a rana against Moz.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Sarahsmiles uses an enzuigiri on Moz.
Sarahsmiles whips Moz into the ropes.
Sarahsmiles misses with a kick.
Sarahsmiles misses with an elbow.
Moz hits Sarahsmiles with an elbow.
Moz tags out to Frothies McVeigh.
Frothies McVeigh and Moz whip Sarahsmiles into the ropes.
They hit Sarahsmiles with a double kick to the midsection.
Moz leaves the ring.
Frothies McVeigh sends Sarahsmiles into the turnbuckle.
Sarahsmiles comes back and rocks Frothies McVeigh with an elbow.
Sarahsmiles nails Frothies McVeigh with a diving flip piledriver.
There are lots of chants for Sarahsmiles.
Sarahsmiles goes for a reverse Frankensteiner, but Frothies McVeigh counters it with an electric chair facebuster.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Frothies McVeigh attempts a kick to the chest, but Sarahsmiles blocks it.
Sarahsmiles attempts a DDT, but Frothies McVeigh counters it with a small package.
Chief counts: One, shoulder up.
Frothies McVeigh whips Sarahsmiles into the ropes.
Frothies McVeigh uses an enzuigiri on Sarahsmiles.
Frothies McVeigh points to his mythical third eye.
Frothies McVeigh is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Frothies McVeigh throws Sarahsmiles out of the ring.
Sarahsmiles hangs on to the top rope.
Sarahsmiles pulls himself back in.
Sarahsmiles nails Frothies McVeigh with a tiger suplex.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Sarahsmiles whips Frothies McVeigh into the ropes.
Frothies McVeigh attempts a leg lariat, but Sarahsmiles ducks out of the way.
Sarahsmiles whips Frothies McVeigh into the ropes.
Sarahsmiles misses with a clothesline.
Frothies McVeigh misses with a kick.
Frothies McVeigh executes a leg lariat against Sarahsmiles.
Frothies McVeigh whips Sarahsmiles into the ropes, but Sarahsmiles reverses it.
Sarahsmiles hits Frothies McVeigh with a kick.
Sarahsmiles performs a vertical suplex into the turnbuckles against Frothies McVeigh.
Sarahsmiles tags out to GremioPower.
GremioPower and Sarahsmiles hit Frothies McVeigh with a double dropkick.
Damicky enters the ring, but gets cut off.
GremioPower and Sarahsmiles whip Frothies McVeigh into the ropes.
They hit Frothies McVeigh with a double clothesline.
Sarahsmiles leaves the ring.
GremioPower performs a roundhouse kick against Frothies McVeigh.
A fan at ringside badmouths GremioPower.
GremioPower puts Frothies McVeigh in an armlock hammerlock submission.
Frothies McVeigh reaches the ropes after 5 seconds.
Sarahsmiles enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Moz enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Sarahsmiles uses a jumping knee strike on Frothies McVeigh.
GremioPower attempts the Michinoku Driver, but Frothies McVeigh counters it with a rana.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Sarahsmiles leaves the ring.
Frothies McVeigh executes a forearm to the back against GremioPower.
Frothies McVeigh tags out to Moz.
Moz and Frothies McVeigh whip GremioPower into the ropes.
They hit GremioPower with a double backdrop.
Frothies McVeigh leaves the ring.
Moz whips GremioPower into the ropes.
GremioPower misses with a kick.
GremioPower hits Moz with a kick.
GremioPower performs a release half nelson suplex against Moz.
GremioPower acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
GremioPower is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
GremioPower tags out to Sarahsmiles.
GremioPower executes a roundhouse kick against Moz.
Sarahsmiles goes for a diving flip piledriver, but Moz counters it with a backdrop.
GremioPower leaves the ring.
Moz uses a side slam on Sarahsmiles.
The crowd is booing Moz.
Moz whips Sarahsmiles into the ropes.
Sarahsmiles performs a spinning headscissors against Moz.
Sarahsmiles runs into the ropes.
Moz performs a kick to the head against Sarahsmiles.
Moz uses a kick to the head on Sarahsmiles.
Sarahsmiles springs to his feet.
Sarahsmiles nails Moz with a pumphandle gutbuster.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
Sarahsmiles executes a slingshot cutter against Moz.
Sarahsmiles performs a chop against Moz.
Sarahsmiles tags out to Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace and Sarahsmiles whip Moz into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Moz with a double fist to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline.
Sarahsmiles leaves the ring.
Moz hits a side slam on Grand Uncle Horace.
Moz tags out to Damicky.
Sarahsmiles enters the ring and throws Moz out of the ring.
Sarahsmiles hits a dropkick on Damicky.
Grand Uncle Horace performs a back suplex against Damicky.
Sarahsmiles leaves the ring.
Grand Uncle Horace locks Damicky in a kneebar.
Damicky makes it to the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace performs a mounted punch against Damicky.
Grand Uncle Horace tries a mounted elbowsmash, but Damicky blocks it.
Damicky performs a clothesline against Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace begs off.
Damicky catches Grand Uncle Horace in a sleeperhold.
Grand Uncle Horace manages to grab the ropes after 5 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace begs off.
Damicky uses a bodyslam on Grand Uncle Horace.
Damicky covers Grand Uncle Horace.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
Damicky whips Grand Uncle Horace into the ropes, but Grand Uncle Horace reverses it.
Damicky performs a clothesline against Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace sits up.
The crowd is booing Grand Uncle Horace.
Damicky whips Grand Uncle Horace into the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace hits Damicky with a kick.
Grand Uncle Horace tags out to GremioPower.
GremioPower uses a kick to the thigh on Damicky.
GremioPower runs into the ropes.
GremioPower goes for a running European uppercut, but Damicky ducks out of the way.
Damicky executes the Cheese's Edge on GremioPower.
Chief counts: One, two, three.
Damicky has the crowd going wild.

The winners are damicky, Moz and Frothies Mcveigh. Time of match: 0:08:22
Sim Rating: ** 3/4


Another win for the Bad Cheese! And this time his teammates get to join in!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Fifthly:






Once again, it's me against serial_thrilla! Although this time, we've got JoshWoodenSpoon and Elton Johns Wig on our respective teams!​

 

[thewizardmelon]

I heard The Filth Wizard didn’t make weight and is desperately trying to “reschedule” the bout.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I heard The Filth Wizard didn’t make weight and is desperately trying to “reschedule” the bout.

I will squash you, flea boy.

 

[DenieD]

Another blow for Denie's revolution! Is there anywhere he can go now?

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
Elton John's Wig executes an armdrag takedown against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits Elton John's Wig with an elbow.
JoshWoodenSpoon runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits JoshWoodenSpoon with a kick.
Elton John's Wig works the crowd.
The chants for Elton John's Wig are deafening.
Elton John's Wig attempts a cross-face submission, but JoshWoodenSpoon blocks it.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits the Liger Bomb on Elton John's Wig.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
JoshWoodenSpoon goes for a hiptoss, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig whips JoshWoodenSpoon into the ropes, but JoshWoodenSpoon reverses it.
Elton John's Wig tries a swinging neckbreaker, but JoshWoodenSpoon counters it with a side suplex.
In turn, Elton John's Wig counters it with a spinning headscissors.
Elton John's Wig tags out to serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla and Elton John's Wig whip JoshWoodenSpoon into the ropes.
serial_thrilla and Elton John's Wig hit JoshWoodenSpoon with a double hiptoss.
Elton John's Wig leaves the ring.
serial_thrilla throws JoshWoodenSpoon out of the ring.
serial_thrilla goes for a tope, but JoshWoodenSpoon moves out of the way.
serial_thrilla whips JoshWoodenSpoon into the guardrail.
Mike Uppet counts: 1.
serial_thrilla gets back into the ring.
JoshWoodenSpoon follows him back in.
serial_thrilla places JoshWoodenSpoon on the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla hits a superplex on JoshWoodenSpoon.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
serial_thrilla executes a toss suplex against JoshWoodenSpoon.
serial_thrilla attempts a springboard cutter, but JoshWoodenSpoon counters it with a Tombstone.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
JoshWoodenSpoon tags out to PhenomenalV1.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses a power bomb on serial_thrilla.
PhenomenalV1 goes for a diving elbowdrop, but serial_thrilla counters it with an intercept superkick.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
JoshWoodenSpoon leaves the ring.
serial_thrilla attempts a moonsault bodyblock, but PhenomenalV1 steps out of the way.
The crowd is giving PhenomenalV1 a standing ovation.
PhenomenalV1 goes for a spinning headlock elbowdrop, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla attempts to place PhenomenalV1 on the turnbuckle, but
PhenomenalV1 blocks it.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla hits PhenomenalV1 with a shoulderblock.
serial_thrilla hits an armdrag takedown on PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla kicks PhenomenalV1.
The crowd erupts.
serial_thrilla hits PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla tags out to Elton John's Wig.
serial_thrilla executes a vertical suplex against PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla leaves the ring.
Elton John's Wig goes for a fisherman suplex, but PhenomenalV1 counters it with a vertical suplex.
PhenomenalV1 hits a facebite on Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 executes a swinging DDT against Elton John's Wig.
The crowd erupts.
PhenomenalV1 hits a single arm DDT on Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 uses a DDT on Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 hits a gutwrench suplex on Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 locks Elton John's Wig in a figure-four leglock.
Elton John's Wig tries to escape the hold.
Elton John's Wig reaches the ropes after 6 seconds.
PhenomenalV1 does the "DELETE" arm swipe.
PhenomenalV1 executes a headlock takedown against Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 performs an elbowsmash against Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 hits a hiptoss on Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
PhenomenalV1 performs an elbowsmash against Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 does the "DELETE" arm swipe.
The chants for PhenomenalV1 are deafening.
PhenomenalV1 performs a fistdrop against Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 does the "DELETE" arm swipe.
PhenomenalV1 hits a bodyslam on Elton John's Wig.
JoshWoodenSpoon enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
JoshWoodenSpoon tries a spinebuster slam, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a lariat.
JoshWoodenSpoon rolls out of the ring.
Elton John's Wig uses a bodyslam on PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig executes a forearm to the back against PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig uses an armdrag takedown on PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig tries a spinning leg lariat, but PhenomenalV1 steps out of the way.
PhenomenalV1 hits a legdrop on Elton John's Wig.
JoshWoodenSpoon enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
PhenomenalV1 and JoshWoodenSpoon hit Elton John's Wig with a double headbutt.
serial_thrilla enters the ring and lays out JoshWoodenSpoon.
Elton John's Wig and serial_thrilla whip PhenomenalV1 into the ropes.
They hit PhenomenalV1 with a double elbowsmash.
serial_thrilla leaves the ring.
Elton John's Wig goes for a Russian legsweep, but PhenomenalV1 counters it with an elbowsmash.
PhenomenalV1 performs a single arm DDT against Elton John's Wig.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for PhenomenalV1.
PhenomenalV1 performs an enzuigiri against Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a backdrop.
Elton John's Wig covers PhenomenalV1.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Elton John's Wig throws PhenomenalV1 into the turnbuckle.
Elton John's Wig runs shoulder-first into the corner, but PhenomenalV1 moves out of the way.
PhenomenalV1 takes Elton John's Wig down with a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
PhenomenalV1 whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 and Elton John's Wig get hit with a double clothesline.
PhenomenalV1 uses a swinging neckbreaker on Elton John's Wig.
The crowd erupts.
PhenomenalV1 uses a vertical suplex on Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits PhenomenalV1 with a clothesline.
PhenomenalV1 falls out of the ring.
Elton John's Wig jumps onto him with a flying cross body press.
Elton John's Wig knocks PhenomenalV1 into the ringsteps.
Elton John's Wig throws PhenomenalV1 into the guardrail.
Mike Uppet counts: 1.
Mike Uppet counts: 2.
Elton John's Wig gets back into the ring.
PhenomenalV1 follows him back in.
Elton John's Wig tags out to serial_thrilla.
JoshWoodenSpoon enters the ring, but gets cut off.
serial_thrilla and Elton John's Wig whip PhenomenalV1 into the ropes.
They hit PhenomenalV1 with a double backdrop.
Elton John's Wig leaves the ring.
serial_thrilla whips PhenomenalV1 into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits a hiptoss on PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla goes for a springboard roundhouse kick, but PhenomenalV1 ducks out of the way.
PhenomenalV1 punches serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla hits PhenomenalV1.
The crowd erupts.
PhenomenalV1 punches serial_thrilla.
The chants for PhenomenalV1 are deafening.
PhenomenalV1 chops serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla hits PhenomenalV1.
PhenomenalV1 chops serial_thrilla.
The crowd erupts.
serial_thrilla punches PhenomenalV1.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla uses a hiptoss on PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla whips PhenomenalV1 into the ropes, but PhenomenalV1 reverses it.
PhenomenalV1 hits serial_thrilla with a backdrop.
serial_thrilla falls out of the ring.
PhenomenalV1 jumps onto him with a springboard knee strike.
Mike Uppet counts: 1.
serial_thrilla shoves PhenomenalV1 into the guardrail.
serial_thrilla runs PhenomenalV1 into the ringsteps.
The crowd erupts.
Mike Uppet counts: 2.
serial_thrilla throws PhenomenalV1 into the guardrail.
serial_thrilla tries a flying forearm, but PhenomenalV1 steps out of the way.
serial_thrilla shoves PhenomenalV1 into the guardrail.
Mike Uppet counts: 3.
serial_thrilla reenters the ring.
PhenomenalV1 rolls back in under the bottom rope.
serial_thrilla performs a double leg slam against PhenomenalV1.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 attempts a tilt-a-whirl suplex, but serial_thrilla counters it with a backslide.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits PhenomenalV1 with a shoulderblock.
serial_thrilla attempts the Vertebreaker, but PhenomenalV1 flips over.
PhenomenalV1 tries an inside cradle, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla performs an open-handed chop against PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla uses a Muscle Buster on PhenomenalV1.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
serial_thrilla hits a dropkick on PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla hits a flying dropkick on PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla whips PhenomenalV1 into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 attempts a lariat, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
Elton John's Wig enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
JoshWoodenSpoon enters the ring and throws Elton John's Wig out of the ring.
JoshWoodenSpoon attempts a kick to the head, but serial_thrilla ducks out of the way.
JoshWoodenSpoon leaves the ring.
serial_thrilla hits an open-handed chop on PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla goes for an armdrag takedown, but PhenomenalV1 counters it with a spinning headscissors.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
PhenomenalV1 tags out to JoshWoodenSpoon.
JoshWoodenSpoon and PhenomenalV1 hit serial_thrilla with a double headbutt.
PhenomenalV1 uses a lariat on serial_thrilla.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses the Michinoku Driver on serial_thrilla.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
JoshWoodenSpoon and PhenomenalV1 whip serial_thrilla into the ropes.
They hit serial_thrilla with a double clothesline.
PhenomenalV1 nails serial_thrilla with a side slam.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes an inside cradle against serial_thrilla.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
JoshWoodenSpoon and PhenomenalV1 whip serial_thrilla into the ropes.
They hit serial_thrilla with a double kick to the midsection.
Elton John's Wig enters the ring.
Elton John's Wig hits serial_thrilla with a spear.
Elton John's Wig taps his neck.
PhenomenalV1 and JoshWoodenSpoon tap their necks.
Elton John's Wig and PhenomenalV1 hit serial_thrilla with a double headbutt.
PhenomenalV1 nails serial_thrilla with a diving elbowdrop.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes a back suplex against serial_thrilla.
PhenomenalV1 leaves the ring.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes a spinebuster slam against serial_thrilla.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
JoshWoodenSpoon complains about a slow count.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits a monkey flip on serial_thrilla.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes the Good Blend on serial_thrilla.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.

The winners are PhenomenalV1 and JoshWoodenSpoon. Time of match: 0:12:44
Sim Rating: ****


HA! Cop that serial_loser! By the way, welcome to the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo, Elton!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

And in your main event of the evening:





It's a Wizard Duel!

The Filth Wizard fights thewizardmelon; it's no count-out, it's no disqualification, and it's Falls Count Anywhere!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
TheWizardMelon hits The Filth Wizard.
There are lots of chants for TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon kicks The Filth Wizard.
The Filth Wizard kicks TheWizardMelon.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
TheWizardMelon punches The Filth Wizard.
There are lots of chants for TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon punches The Filth Wizard.
TheWizardMelon performs a hiptoss against The Filth Wizard.
TheWizardMelon goes for a somersault splash, but The Filth Wizard gets his knees up.
The Filth Wizard is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Filth Wizard tries a hiptoss, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a cradle suplex.
TheWizardMelon is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon complains about a slow count.
TheWizardMelon whips The Filth Wizard into the ropes, but The Filth Wizard reverses it.
The Filth Wizard hits TheWizardMelon with a backdrop.
The Filth Wizard hits a short clothesline on TheWizardMelon.
The Filth Wizard catches TheWizardMelon in a figure-four leglock.
TheWizardMelon is struggling to reach the ropes.
TheWizardMelon is valiantly trying to break the hold.
TheWizardMelon grabs the ropes after being locked up for 9 seconds.
The Filth Wizard uses a short clothesline on TheWizardMelon.
The Filth Wizard is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
The Filth Wizard catches TheWizardMelon in an abdominal stretch.
The Filth Wizard lets go after 13 seconds.
The Filth Wizard punches TheWizardMelon.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
TheWizardMelon punches The Filth Wizard.
TheWizardMelon has the crowd going wild.
The Filth Wizard punches TheWizardMelon.
The Filth Wizard punches TheWizardMelon.
The Filth Wizard chops TheWizardMelon.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
TheWizardMelon chops The Filth Wizard.
TheWizardMelon hits The Filth Wizard.
The Filth Wizard kicks TheWizardMelon.
The Filth Wizard is being booed out of the building.
TheWizardMelon punches The Filth Wizard.
TheWizardMelon has the crowd going wild.
The Filth Wizard hits TheWizardMelon.
The Filth Wizard is being booed out of the building.
TheWizardMelon hits The Filth Wizard.
TheWizardMelon has the crowd going wild.
TheWizardMelon whips The Filth Wizard into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon uses a dropkick on The Filth Wizard.
TheWizardMelon sends The Filth Wizard into the turnbuckle.
The Filth Wizard comes back and rocks TheWizardMelon with an elbow.
The Filth Wizard uses an inverted atomic drop on TheWizardMelon.
The Filth Wizard hits a headlock takedown on TheWizardMelon.
The Filth Wizard hits a DDT on TheWizardMelon.
The Filth Wizard is being booed out of the building.
The Filth Wizard puts TheWizardMelon in a sleeperhold.
TheWizardMelon inches his way towards the ropes after 6 seconds.
The Filth Wizard catches TheWizardMelon in an abdominal stretch.
TheWizardMelon grabs the ropes after 8 seconds.
The Filth Wizard hits a headlock takedown on TheWizardMelon.
The Filth Wizard runs into the ropes.
The Filth Wizard falls over the top rope.
TheWizardMelon goes outside.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
TheWizardMelon whips The Filth Wizard into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
TheWizardMelon hits a vertical suplex on The Filth Wizard.
TheWizardMelon is handed brass knuckles.
TheWizardMelon hits him with the knuckles.
TheWizardMelon hits him with brass knuckles.
TheWizardMelon runs The Filth Wizard into the ringpost.
TheWizardMelon hits him with the knuckles.
The crowd is going crazy.
TheWizardMelon performs a bodyslam against The Filth Wizard.
TheWizardMelon tries an elbowdrop, but The Filth Wizard moves out of the way.
The Filth Wizard whips TheWizardMelon into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
The Filth Wizard throws TheWizardMelon over the guardrail.
The Filth Wizard attempts an inverted atomic drop, but TheWizardMelon blocks it.
TheWizardMelon hits him with brass knuckles.
TheWizardMelon throws The Filth Wizard into the guardrail.
They're brawling down the aisle.
TheWizardMelon executes a whiplash neckbreaker against The Filth Wizard.
TheWizardMelon has the crowd going wild.
TheWizardMelon hits him with the knuckles.
TheWizardMelon performs an elbowdrop against The Filth Wizard.
TheWizardMelon plays air guitar.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
They're brawling down the aisle.
TheWizardMelon throws The Filth Wizard into the stairway.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
TheWizardMelon sets up a table.
TheWizardMelon sets up The Filth Wizard on the table.
TheWizardMelon tries to drive The Filth Wizard through the table with an elbowdrop, but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
They're brawling up the aisle.
The Filth Wizard uses a facebuster onto the knee on TheWizardMelon.
PhenomenalV1 comes to ringside.
PhenomenalV1 ambushes The Filth Wizard from behind.
pantskyle comes to ringside.
Pantskyle hits PhenomenalV1 with a chokeslam off the stage.
PhenomenalV1 is out cold.
They're brawling down the aisle.
TheWizardMelon attempts a dropkick, but The Filth Wizard steps out of the way.
The Filth Wizard clears the announcers' table.
The Filth Wizard sets up TheWizardMelon on the announcers' table.
The Filth Wizard executes the Royal Treatment through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Ringside is quickly filling up with debris.
The Filth Wizard is going for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Mike Uppet is back on the job.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Filth Wizard nails TheWizardMelon with a high knee.
The Filth Wizard is handed a road sign.
The Filth Wizard hits him with the road sign.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
The Filth Wizard hits him with the road sign.
They're brawling down the stairway.
The Filth Wizard uses an inverted atomic drop on TheWizardMelon.
The Filth Wizard hits him with the road sign.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
They're brawling on the first floor.
They're brawling on the first floor.
TheWizardMelon hits a Russian legsweep on The Filth Wizard.
TheWizardMelon has the crowd going wild.
TheWizardMelon is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon executes a European uppercut against The Filth Wizard.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
TheWizardMelon attempts a Russian legsweep, but The Filth Wizard counters it with an elbowsmash.
They're brawling on the second floor.
The Filth Wizard is handed the Beez Trophy.
The Filth Wizard hits him with the Trophy.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
The Filth Wizard covers TheWizardMelon.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Filth Wizard knocks down Mike Uppet.
Mike Uppet is out cold.
The Filth Wizard hits him with the Trophy.
The Filth Wizard chokes him with the Beez Trophy.
They're brawling on the second floor.
The Filth Wizard hits a kneebreaker on TheWizardMelon.
The Filth Wizard hits him with the Trophy.
They're brawling down the stairway.
The Filth Wizard stabs him with the Beez Trophy.
They're brawling on the first floor.
TheWizardMelon grabs the Trophy from him.
TheWizardMelon hits him with the Trophy.
TheWizardMelon has the crowd going wild.
They're brawling down the stairway.
Pantskyle hits TheWizardMelon with the Chokeslam.
The crowd is going crazy.
The Filth Wizard attempts a clothesline, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a hiptoss.
TheWizardMelon is handed the ring bell.
TheWizardMelon hits him with the ring bell.
The crowd is going crazy.
TheWizardMelon is going for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Mike Uppet slowly regains consciousness.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
They're brawling up the aisle.
TheWizardMelon goes for a European uppercut, but The Filth Wizard counters it with a backslide.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
They're brawling down the aisle.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
TheWizardMelon hits him with the ring bell.
TheWizardMelon hits him with the ring bell.
TheWizardMelon has the crowd going wild.
TheWizardMelon clears the announcers' table.
TheWizardMelon sets up The Filth Wizard on the announcers' table.
TheWizardMelon executes the Five Star Phoenix Splash through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd is giving TheWizardMelon a standing ovation.
TheWizardMelon covers The Filth Wizard.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
TheWizardMelon throws The Filth Wizard into the arena wall.
TheWizardMelon is handed brass knuckles.
TheWizardMelon hits him with the knuckles.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
TheWizardMelon executes a European uppercut against The Filth Wizard.
TheWizardMelon attempts an elbowdrop, but The Filth Wizard rolls out of the way.
The Filth Wizard covers TheWizardMelon.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
The Filth Wizard executes the Royal Treatment on TheWizardMelon on the concrete floor.
A few fans are trying to get a shot in.
The Filth Wizard goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They're brawling up the arena stairway.
They're brawling on the first floor.
The Filth Wizard goes for an inverted atomic drop, but TheWizardMelon blocks it.
TheWizardMelon runs The Filth Wizard into the stairway.
TheWizardMelon takes a swing at The Filth Wizard with the knuckles, but he gets out of the way.
The Filth Wizard snatches the knuckles from him.
The Filth Wizard hits him with the knuckles.
Ringside is quickly filling up with debris.
They're brawling on the first floor.
TheWizardMelon uses a release dragon suplex on The Filth Wizard.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for TheWizardMelon.
They're brawling down the stairway.
TheWizardMelon hits a spinning headlock elbowdrop on The Filth Wizard.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon is handed the Admin's Desk.
TheWizardMelon hits him with the Desk.
TheWizardMelon whips him into the Admin's Desk.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
TheWizardMelon clears the announcers' table.
TheWizardMelon sets up The Filth Wizard on the announcers' table.
TheWizardMelon executes an elbowdrop through the table.
The table is broken in half.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
They're brawling up the aisle.
TheWizardMelon is handed a keyboard.
TheWizardMelon hits him with the keyboard.
TheWizardMelon tries a spinning headlock elbowdrop, but The Filth Wizard throws him off.
The Filth Wizard is handed a frying pan.
The Filth Wizard hits him with the frying pan.
A few fans are trying to get a shot in.
The Filth Wizard covers TheWizardMelon.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
They're brawling up the aisle.
The Filth Wizard hits a facebuster onto the knee on TheWizardMelon.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
The Filth Wizard hits a vertical suplex on TheWizardMelon.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
TheWizardMelon performs a flying forearm against The Filth Wizard.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
TheWizardMelon throws The Filth Wizard into the guardrail.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
TheWizardMelon throws The Filth Wizard over the guardrail.
TheWizardMelon attempts a European uppercut, but The Filth Wizard blocks it.
The Filth Wizard goes for the Royal Treatment, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a backdrop.
TheWizardMelon is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
TheWizardMelon nails The Filth Wizard with a running front dropkick.
The crowd erupts.
TheWizardMelon reenters the ring.
The Filth Wizard rolls back in under the bottom rope.
The Filth Wizard executes a DDT against TheWizardMelon.
The Filth Wizard tries a short clothesline, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a hiptoss.
TheWizardMelon executes the Five Star Phoenix Splash on The Filth Wizard.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon performs a dragon screw against The Filth Wizard.
TheWizardMelon performs the Sling Blade against The Filth Wizard.
TheWizardMelon executes a springboard cross body press against The Filth Wizard.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
TheWizardMelon uses an enzuigiri on The Filth Wizard.
TheWizardMelon hits a springboard cross body press on The Filth Wizard.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon throws The Filth Wizard out of the ring.
TheWizardMelon goes through the ropes.
TheWizardMelon runs The Filth Wizard into the ringsteps.
TheWizardMelon is handed the Beez Trophy.
TheWizardMelon hits him with the Trophy.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
TheWizardMelon throws The Filth Wizard over the guardrail.
TheWizardMelon nails The Filth Wizard with an enzuigiri.
TheWizardMelon hits him with the Trophy.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
TheWizardMelon throws The Filth Wizard over the guardrail.
TheWizardMelon hits him with the Trophy.
TheWizardMelon hits him with the Beez Trophy.
TheWizardMelon throws The Filth Wizard into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
TheWizardMelon throws The Filth Wizard over the guardrail.
They're brawling down the aisle.
TheWizardMelon goes for an enzuigiri, but The Filth Wizard steps out of the way.
The Filth Wizard hits a kneedrop on TheWizardMelon.
They're brawling down the aisle.
They're brawling up the aisle.
The Filth Wizard uses a backbreaker on TheWizardMelon.
The Filth Wizard is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
They're brawling up the aisle.
They're brawling up the aisle.
The Filth Wizard whips TheWizardMelon into the guardrail.
The Filth Wizard attempts an inverted atomic drop, but TheWizardMelon blocks it.
TheWizardMelon is handed a fire extinguisher.
TheWizardMelon hits him with the fire extinguisher.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon whips The Filth Wizard into the guardrail.
TheWizardMelon goes for an elbowdrop, but The Filth Wizard rolls out of the way.
The Filth Wizard performs an inverted atomic drop against TheWizardMelon.
The Filth Wizard clears the announcers' table.
The Filth Wizard hits a kneedrop on TheWizardMelon.
The Filth Wizard throws TheWizardMelon into the guardrail.
The Filth Wizard throws TheWizardMelon into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
The Filth Wizard throws TheWizardMelon over the guardrail.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
TheWizardMelon attempts a snap mare, but The Filth Wizard blocks it.
The Filth Wizard whips TheWizardMelon into the guardrail.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
They're brawling up the aisle.
The Filth Wizard goes for a backbreaker, but TheWizardMelon counters it with an elbowsmash.
TheWizardMelon shoves The Filth Wizard into the guardrail.
TheWizardMelon reenters the ring.
The Filth Wizard follows him back in.
TheWizardMelon goes for a dragon screw, but The Filth Wizard blocks it.
The Filth Wizard executes the Royal Treatment on TheWizardMelon.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
The Filth Wizard goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
The Filth Wizard hits a kneelift on TheWizardMelon.
The Filth Wizard punches TheWizardMelon.
The Filth Wizard punches TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon kicks The Filth Wizard.
The Filth Wizard hits TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon chops The Filth Wizard.
The crowd erupts.
The Filth Wizard punches TheWizardMelon.
The Filth Wizard is being booed out of the building.
The Filth Wizard performs a high knee against TheWizardMelon.
The Filth Wizard attempts a headlock takedown, but TheWizardMelon throws him off.
TheWizardMelon uses the Sling Blade on The Filth Wizard.
TheWizardMelon executes a superkick against The Filth Wizard.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
Pantskyle hits TheWizardMelon in the back with a chair.
The Filth Wizard executes the Royal Treatment on TheWizardMelon.
The crowd is vociferously booing The Filth Wizard.
The Filth Wizard goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
The Filth Wizard attempts a spinebuster slam, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a DDT.
TheWizardMelon throws The Filth Wizard into the turnbuckle, but The Filth Wizard reverses it.
The Filth Wizard runs shoulder-first into the corner, but TheWizardMelon lifts his knee.
TheWizardMelon goes for a Russian legsweep, but The Filth Wizard counters it with an elbowsmash.
The Filth Wizard attempts an inverted atomic drop, but TheWizardMelon blocks it.
TheWizardMelon hits a dropkick on The Filth Wizard.
TheWizardMelon performs an enzuigiri against The Filth Wizard.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
TheWizardMelon tries a dropkick, but The Filth Wizard steps out of the way.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
The Filth Wizard places TheWizardMelon on the turnbuckle.
The Filth Wizard launches TheWizardMelon across the ring with a superplex.
The Filth Wizard runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon performs a dropkick to the knee against The Filth Wizard.
TheWizardMelon is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon complains about a slow count.
TheWizardMelon executes the Five Star Phoenix Splash on The Filth Wizard.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is giving TheWizardMelon a standing ovation.

The winner is thewizardmelon. Time of match: 0:21:34
Sim Rating: **** 3/4


A clean win for Melon! Is this the beginning of the end for Filthy's main event dominance?


We'll back with all the answers and more next week!

 

[thewizardmelon]

TheWizardMelon chops The Filth Wizard.
The crowd erupts.

The Filth Wizard punches TheWizardMelon.
The Filth Wizard is being booed out of the building.

That is all you need to know! Take that Stinky Old Wizard, there is only one Supreme Wizard in these parts!

 

[KohPhi]

The Jesus uses a vertical suplex on KohPhi.
The Jesus whips KohPhi into the ropes, but KohPhi reverses it.
KohPhi hits a chop on The Jesus.
KohPhi uses a chop on The Jesus.
KohPhi executes a snap mare against The Jesus.
KohPhi gives the sign for the GIF Blaster.
KohPhi executes the GIF Blaster on The Jesus.
KohPhi acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
KohPhi goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
KohPhi throws Blacky into the ringpost.
Blacky is out cold.
KohPhi tries a frog splash, but The Jesus gets his knees up.
Blacky crawls over to the ropes and uses them to get up.
The Jesus whips KohPhi into the ropes, but KohPhi reverses it.
The Jesus hits KohPhi with a shoulderblock.
The Jesus covers KohPhi.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
The Jesus attempts a Russian legsweep, but KohPhi counters it with an elbowsmash.
KohPhi executes a European uppercut against The Jesus.
KohPhi executes a chop against The Jesus.
KohPhi goes for a swinging DDT, but The Jesus counters it with a spinebuster slam.
The crowd is wildly cheering The Jesus with only a few scattered boos audible.
The Jesus grabs a hold of KohPhi's mask.
The Jesus tears away on the mask.
The Jesus has lifted the mask to chin-level.
The Jesus has lifted the mask to nose-level.
The Jesus has pulled the mask up to the eyes.
KohPhi stops The Jesus.
The Jesus gives the sign for the People's Elbow.
The Jesus executes the People's Elbow against KohPhi.
The Jesus hits a Samoan Drop on KohPhi.
The Jesus whips KohPhi into the ropes.
The Jesus attempts a belly-to-belly suplex, but KohPhi blocks it.
KohPhi performs a lariat against The Jesus.
KohPhi whips The Jesus into the ropes, but The Jesus reverses it.
The Jesus attempts an armdrag takedown, but KohPhi blocks it.
KohPhi hits The Jesus.
KohPhi is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
KohPhi punches The Jesus.
The Jesus punches KohPhi.
The boos are resurfacing again.
KohPhi chops The Jesus.
KohPhi kicks The Jesus.
KohPhi seemingly enjoys the boos.
KohPhi punches The Jesus.
The Jesus hits KohPhi.
KohPhi hits The Jesus.
KohPhi is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
KohPhi uses the TKO on The Jesus.
KohPhi nails The Jesus with the Rack Bomb.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
KohPhi performs an open-handed chop against The Jesus.
KohPhi uses a Gorilla Press on The Jesus.
KohPhi is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
KohPhi attempts to place The Jesus on the turnbuckle, but The Jesus blocks it.
KohPhi uses a hiptoss on The Jesus.
KohPhi attempts a swinging DDT, but The Jesus counters it with a backbreaker.
The Jesus whips KohPhi into the ropes.
The Jesus hits KohPhi with an elbow.
The Jesus covers KohPhi.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
The Jesus attempts a swinging neckbreaker, but KohPhi counters it with a side suplex.
KohPhi executes a hiptoss against The Jesus.
KohPhi executes the GIF Blaster on The Jesus.
KohPhi seemingly enjoys the boos.
KohPhi goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, three.
The cheers for KohPhi are drowning out the boos.

The winner is KohPhi. Time of match: 0:16:07
Sim Rating: *** 3/4


Fly Guy keeps his winning streak alive! Well then...we might have to book ourselves a blockbuster...


NEXT WEEK's MAIN EVENT: KohPhi vs Tigerturbulance, in a special one-off Three Stages of Hell Match!

Jesus wept.. for a minute there I thought you must have been spying on me and Mrs KohPhi's shenanigans last night..

 

[serial_thrilla]

They lock up.
Elton John's Wig executes an armdrag takedown against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits Elton John's Wig with an elbow.
JoshWoodenSpoon runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits JoshWoodenSpoon with a kick.
Elton John's Wig works the crowd.
The chants for Elton John's Wig are deafening.
Elton John's Wig attempts a cross-face submission, but JoshWoodenSpoon blocks it.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits the Liger Bomb on Elton John's Wig.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
JoshWoodenSpoon goes for a hiptoss, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig whips JoshWoodenSpoon into the ropes, but JoshWoodenSpoon reverses it.
Elton John's Wig tries a swinging neckbreaker, but JoshWoodenSpoon counters it with a side suplex.
In turn, Elton John's Wig counters it with a spinning headscissors.
Elton John's Wig tags out to serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla and Elton John's Wig whip JoshWoodenSpoon into the ropes.
serial_thrilla and Elton John's Wig hit JoshWoodenSpoon with a double hiptoss.
Elton John's Wig leaves the ring.
serial_thrilla throws JoshWoodenSpoon out of the ring.
serial_thrilla goes for a tope, but JoshWoodenSpoon moves out of the way.
serial_thrilla whips JoshWoodenSpoon into the guardrail.
Mike Uppet counts: 1.
serial_thrilla gets back into the ring.
JoshWoodenSpoon follows him back in.
serial_thrilla places JoshWoodenSpoon on the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla hits a superplex on JoshWoodenSpoon.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
serial_thrilla executes a toss suplex against JoshWoodenSpoon.
serial_thrilla attempts a springboard cutter, but JoshWoodenSpoon counters it with a Tombstone.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
JoshWoodenSpoon tags out to PhenomenalV1.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses a power bomb on serial_thrilla.
PhenomenalV1 goes for a diving elbowdrop, but serial_thrilla counters it with an intercept superkick.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
JoshWoodenSpoon leaves the ring.
serial_thrilla attempts a moonsault bodyblock, but PhenomenalV1 steps out of the way.
The crowd is giving PhenomenalV1 a standing ovation.
PhenomenalV1 goes for a spinning headlock elbowdrop, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla attempts to place PhenomenalV1 on the turnbuckle, but
PhenomenalV1 blocks it.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla hits PhenomenalV1 with a shoulderblock.
serial_thrilla hits an armdrag takedown on PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla kicks PhenomenalV1.
The crowd erupts.
serial_thrilla hits PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla tags out to Elton John's Wig.
serial_thrilla executes a vertical suplex against PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla leaves the ring.
Elton John's Wig goes for a fisherman suplex, but PhenomenalV1 counters it with a vertical suplex.
PhenomenalV1 hits a facebite on Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 executes a swinging DDT against Elton John's Wig.
The crowd erupts.
PhenomenalV1 hits a single arm DDT on Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 uses a DDT on Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 hits a gutwrench suplex on Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 locks Elton John's Wig in a figure-four leglock.
Elton John's Wig tries to escape the hold.
Elton John's Wig reaches the ropes after 6 seconds.
PhenomenalV1 does the "DELETE" arm swipe.
PhenomenalV1 executes a headlock takedown against Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 performs an elbowsmash against Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 hits a hiptoss on Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
PhenomenalV1 performs an elbowsmash against Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 does the "DELETE" arm swipe.
The chants for PhenomenalV1 are deafening.
PhenomenalV1 performs a fistdrop against Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 does the "DELETE" arm swipe.
PhenomenalV1 hits a bodyslam on Elton John's Wig.
JoshWoodenSpoon enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
JoshWoodenSpoon tries a spinebuster slam, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a lariat.
JoshWoodenSpoon rolls out of the ring.
Elton John's Wig uses a bodyslam on PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig executes a forearm to the back against PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig uses an armdrag takedown on PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig tries a spinning leg lariat, but PhenomenalV1 steps out of the way.
PhenomenalV1 hits a legdrop on Elton John's Wig.
JoshWoodenSpoon enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
PhenomenalV1 and JoshWoodenSpoon hit Elton John's Wig with a double headbutt.
serial_thrilla enters the ring and lays out JoshWoodenSpoon.
Elton John's Wig and serial_thrilla whip PhenomenalV1 into the ropes.
They hit PhenomenalV1 with a double elbowsmash.
serial_thrilla leaves the ring.
Elton John's Wig goes for a Russian legsweep, but PhenomenalV1 counters it with an elbowsmash.
PhenomenalV1 performs a single arm DDT against Elton John's Wig.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for PhenomenalV1.
PhenomenalV1 performs an enzuigiri against Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a backdrop.
Elton John's Wig covers PhenomenalV1.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Elton John's Wig throws PhenomenalV1 into the turnbuckle.
Elton John's Wig runs shoulder-first into the corner, but PhenomenalV1 moves out of the way.
PhenomenalV1 takes Elton John's Wig down with a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
PhenomenalV1 whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 and Elton John's Wig get hit with a double clothesline.
PhenomenalV1 uses a swinging neckbreaker on Elton John's Wig.
The crowd erupts.
PhenomenalV1 uses a vertical suplex on Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits PhenomenalV1 with a clothesline.
PhenomenalV1 falls out of the ring.
Elton John's Wig jumps onto him with a flying cross body press.
Elton John's Wig knocks PhenomenalV1 into the ringsteps.
Elton John's Wig throws PhenomenalV1 into the guardrail.
Mike Uppet counts: 1.
Mike Uppet counts: 2.
Elton John's Wig gets back into the ring.
PhenomenalV1 follows him back in.
Elton John's Wig tags out to serial_thrilla.
JoshWoodenSpoon enters the ring, but gets cut off.
serial_thrilla and Elton John's Wig whip PhenomenalV1 into the ropes.
They hit PhenomenalV1 with a double backdrop.
Elton John's Wig leaves the ring.
serial_thrilla whips PhenomenalV1 into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits a hiptoss on PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla goes for a springboard roundhouse kick, but PhenomenalV1 ducks out of the way.
PhenomenalV1 punches serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla hits PhenomenalV1.
The crowd erupts.
PhenomenalV1 punches serial_thrilla.
The chants for PhenomenalV1 are deafening.
PhenomenalV1 chops serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla hits PhenomenalV1.
PhenomenalV1 chops serial_thrilla.
The crowd erupts.
serial_thrilla punches PhenomenalV1.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla uses a hiptoss on PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla whips PhenomenalV1 into the ropes, but PhenomenalV1 reverses it.
PhenomenalV1 hits serial_thrilla with a backdrop.
serial_thrilla falls out of the ring.
PhenomenalV1 jumps onto him with a springboard knee strike.
Mike Uppet counts: 1.
serial_thrilla shoves PhenomenalV1 into the guardrail.
serial_thrilla runs PhenomenalV1 into the ringsteps.
The crowd erupts.
Mike Uppet counts: 2.
serial_thrilla throws PhenomenalV1 into the guardrail.
serial_thrilla tries a flying forearm, but PhenomenalV1 steps out of the way.
serial_thrilla shoves PhenomenalV1 into the guardrail.
Mike Uppet counts: 3.
serial_thrilla reenters the ring.
PhenomenalV1 rolls back in under the bottom rope.
serial_thrilla performs a double leg slam against PhenomenalV1.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 attempts a tilt-a-whirl suplex, but serial_thrilla counters it with a backslide.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits PhenomenalV1 with a shoulderblock.
serial_thrilla attempts the Vertebreaker, but PhenomenalV1 flips over.
PhenomenalV1 tries an inside cradle, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla performs an open-handed chop against PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla uses a Muscle Buster on PhenomenalV1.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
serial_thrilla hits a dropkick on PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla hits a flying dropkick on PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla whips PhenomenalV1 into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 attempts a lariat, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
Elton John's Wig enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
JoshWoodenSpoon enters the ring and throws Elton John's Wig out of the ring.
JoshWoodenSpoon attempts a kick to the head, but serial_thrilla ducks out of the way.
JoshWoodenSpoon leaves the ring.
serial_thrilla hits an open-handed chop on PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla goes for an armdrag takedown, but PhenomenalV1 counters it with a spinning headscissors.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
PhenomenalV1 tags out to JoshWoodenSpoon.
JoshWoodenSpoon and PhenomenalV1 hit serial_thrilla with a double headbutt.
PhenomenalV1 uses a lariat on serial_thrilla.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses the Michinoku Driver on serial_thrilla.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
JoshWoodenSpoon and PhenomenalV1 whip serial_thrilla into the ropes.
They hit serial_thrilla with a double clothesline.
PhenomenalV1 nails serial_thrilla with a side slam.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes an inside cradle against serial_thrilla.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
JoshWoodenSpoon and PhenomenalV1 whip serial_thrilla into the ropes.
They hit serial_thrilla with a double kick to the midsection.
Elton John's Wig enters the ring.
Elton John's Wig hits serial_thrilla with a spear.
Elton John's Wig taps his neck.
PhenomenalV1 and JoshWoodenSpoon tap their necks.
Elton John's Wig and PhenomenalV1 hit serial_thrilla with a double headbutt.
PhenomenalV1 nails serial_thrilla with a diving elbowdrop.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes a back suplex against serial_thrilla.
PhenomenalV1 leaves the ring.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes a spinebuster slam against serial_thrilla.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
JoshWoodenSpoon complains about a slow count.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits a monkey flip on serial_thrilla.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes the Good Blend on serial_thrilla.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.

The winners are PhenomenalV1 and JoshWoodenSpoon. Time of match: 0:12:44
Sim Rating: ****


HA! Cop that serial_loser! By the way, welcome to the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo, Elton!

I wouldn't expect anything less from the GM equivalent of Hornswoggle. Any chance of me choosing my own teammate next, or are you just going to pair me up with the next member of Little Leprechauns to be revealed?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

That is all you need to know! Take that Stinky Old Wizard, there is only one Supreme Wizard in these parts!

 

[damicky]

That is all you need to know! Take that Stinky Old Wizard, there is only one Supreme Wizard in these parts!

We should have a S32 Rookies Battle Royal

 

[damicky]

Are you constipated?