Banter Who will be better in 2024? Carlton or Collingwood?

[Wosh]

Mainly here so we can enjoy the LOLs afterwards at the end of 2023, but also an interesting discussion point.

I’m in genuine two minds and can’t call it, but who do you see finishing higher in 2023?

Who is positioned better from a list/team perspective?

Let the games begin…

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[Engimal v3]

Merge?

No, North Melbourne will survive because they are the best team in my opinion.

 

[Chief]

No, North Melbourne will survive because they are the best team in my opinion.

Well that's a shame for us! You guys will probably pick up our 100,000 members and become the Super Club of the league.

 

[Engimal v3]

Well that's a shame for us! You guys will probably pick up our 100,000 members and become the Super Club of the league.

Why do you think that will happen?

 

[Chief]

Why do you think that will happen?

Apparently we won't survive the century. Those supporters will probably go to North who you have confirmed - in this very thread - are the best club.

 

[Engimal v3]

Apparently we won't survive the century. Those supporters will probably go to North who you have confirmed - in this very thread - are the best club.

I hope that is true, as it would be a great result for my team.

 

[Chief]

The logic is unassailable!

 

[Mr Meow]

Really?

Main board neutrals have already decided on the ladder?

So why bother with the actual football?

You of all people should realise that BigFooty rules the universe, and every member is an unbiased commentator with a rich history of involvement in the game.

 

[JustaBattler]

Thanks… wow just wow.

No bragging rights for being addicted to AFL COLA Uncle Festering.


WOW - I like that moniker for you almost as much as the one I made up for your pet familiar Fadge - "fudgey"

Someone told me that you are both working on a book together - "Zen and teh way of the Abacus" is it true and will there be a chapter on spreadsheets and bookies odds - please please say it is true.


EDIT: I'm feeling I'm on a roll here...from now on I will not disrespect either of you and refer to you as a collective

"fudgey and fester"

as in "woweee another fudgee and fester" comment or "that was prime fudgee fester" or maybe "hey don't you go fudgy festering me "

much love
JaB

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

No bragging rights for being addicted to AFL COLA Uncle Festering.


WOW - I like that moniker for you almost as much as the one I made up for your pet familiar Fadge - "fudgey"

Someone told me that you are both working on a book together - "Zen and teh way of the Abacus" is it true and will there be a chapter on spreadsheets and bookies odds - please please say it is true.

Ol' Fudgey quit BigFooty apparently.

Something about a self imposed exile due to being banished from Carlton related threads

 

[JustaBattler]

Ol' Fudgey quit BigFooty apparently.

Something about a self imposed exile due to being banished from Carlton related threads

Are you implying uncle fester is now appearing for and on behalf of fudgey wudgey?

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Ol' Fudgey quit BigFooty apparently.

Something about a self imposed exile due to being banished from Carlton related threads

Really?

That’s a shame. He did make a few good points, generally about the Blues. Not sure why anyone would put so much effort into studying an inconsequentia of 21stC footy.

 

[JustaBattler]

Really?

That’s a shame. He did make a few good points, generally about the Blues. Not sure why anyone would put so much effort into studying an inconsequentia of 21stC footy.

Uncle Fester is festerising about why anyone would put effort into posting about Carlton whilst festeringly effortising in a thread about Carlton

LOL - magnificent example of "fudgeyfestering" thinking right there folks...

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Really?

That’s a shame. He did make a few good points, generally about the Blues. Not sure why anyone would put so much effort into studying an inconsequentia of 21stC footy.

Come on Horace... At least you pretend not to be trolling. Fudgey boy was as obvious as a Thai massage joint open until 1:30am on Tuesdays.

 

[Mr Meow]

Uncle Fester is festerising about why anyone would put effort into posting about Carlton whilst festeringly effortising in a thread about Carlton

LOL - magnificent example of "fudgeyfestering" thinking right there folks...

Why do you talk like a side character from One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest?

 

[JustaBattler]

Why do you talk like a side character from One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest?

Do you wear a collar ? Are you house trained? Are your vaccinations up to date?

 

[Robertio]

Ol' Fudgey quit BigFooty apparently.

Something about a self imposed exile due to being banished from Carlton related threads

He's still watching and gave a couple of reacts the other day.

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

He's still watching and gave a couple of reacts the other day.

No doubt all Carlton related

 

[CarmenSandiego]

Ol' Fudgey quit BigFooty apparently.

Something about a self imposed exile due to being banished from Carlton related threads

coincidentally disappears when carlton are about to overtake collingwood after he spent a decade on here bullying carlton fans.

pathetic.

 

[Fadge]

coincidentally disappears when carlton are about to overtake collingwood after he spent a decade on here bullying carlton fans.

pathetic.

Of course.

In the same way Carlton 'overtook' Collingwood in 2012.

And again in 2022, when Collingwood's list was pathetic and culture a disgrace, and they were set for 5 to 10 years of Carlton like mediocrity.

Oh wait...

 

[OnceWeWereKings]

Of course.

In the same way Carlton 'overtook' Collingwood in 2012.

And again in 2022, when Collingwood's list was pathetic and culture a disgrace, and they were set for 5 to 10 years of Carlton like mediocrity.

Oh wait...

Welcome back champion !!

 

[CarmenSandiego]

Collingwood in the race for McCluggage. Wonder what they will offer him?

Just saw on Twitter (so it must be true) that it's $950k over 8 years!!

Good to see the Pies completely abandon the draft. Seen this movie before from my own club and it doesn't work out well. What Father Sons do they have coming through to save them this time around?

Haven't drafted anyone of note since Quaynor really, and the VFL is losing most weeks - I think its a bad move to buy their way out of trouble tbh.

 

[Aphrodite]

Collingwood in the race for McCluggage. Wonder what they will offer him?

Just saw on Twitter (so it must be true) that it's $950k over 8 years!!

Good to see the Pies completely abandon the draft. Seen this movie before from my own club and it doesn't work out well. What Father Sons do they have coming through to save them this time around?

Bargain @ $118.7K per year

 

[CCurnow3votes]

Of course.

In the same way Carlton 'overtook' Collingwood in 2012.

And again in 2022, when Collingwood's list was pathetic and culture a disgrace, and they were set for 5 to 10 years of Carlton like mediocrity.

Oh wait...

This week wouldn’t be the same without the ol’ Fudgerama!

Nice to have you back…ol’ Fudgey ol’ pal!

 

[Aphrodite]

Just another dead rubber this week!

 

[beerbandit]

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Fantasia came out for 19yo-0-gamer Binns too.

Has Owies really played 56 games ?

Gee Whiz.