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Yes. Provenance is important.
I find that Argentinian meat is tastiest.
Modern light bulbs are more white and clinical than older ones.
My remote control is low on batteries.
I like to smother my meat in oil before seasoning.
The lack of intelligence among TV presenters is impressive.
Picking up dog s**t in the dark can be treacherous.
 
I like to smother my meat in oil before seasoning.
The lack of intelligence among TV presenters is impressive.
Picking up dog s**t in the dark can be treacherous.
I like to lubricate my meat with chilli sauce.
Looking for intelligence when watching presenters is like looking for prude in a knock-shop.
I saw an art installation of the different stages of dog s**t once. I liked the dried white version.
Putting your hands on a hot steering wheel is quintessential summer.
 

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I like Peruvian style chewy beef but with a peanut satay sauce.
Sometimes my leg goes numb when I'm on the toilet for a long session.
Paying extra for nice block of soap is worth the money in the end.
I'm a big fan of smoking pieces of meat Texas style.
I always let my fuel run down until the whole dashboard is flashing, but I've never run out.
Bottle stoppers for wine bottles are pointless.
 
Tender beef in any Asian style sauce that just melts in your mouth.
A good bamboo spatula is invaluable.
I like to fill my mouth up fully with a beverage and then swallow, never sip.
Self-serve check-outs are the epitome of everything that is wrong in the world.
When I finish a take-away coffee, I like to handball the cup into the bin like it's a footyball.
 

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