Banter RDT 170 - The Joyce McKinney Experience

[Dazzler9]

Next Monday as it's in the next calendar week. If it was Saturday it'd be this Saturday.

Thinking about your answer, when you're giving directions, do you say to turn left at the next street or this street?

I would say "this Monday" for the upcoming Monday, but turn at the "next street".

Am I boring everyone?

 

[Truckosaurus]

Nonsense, this stuff is hugely arousing to the average person. No need to go to GramHub later now.

 

[Bender_]

I would say "this Monday" for the upcoming Monday, but turn at the "next street".

Am I boring everyone?

TBH I just decide on whatever is right by what suits my agenda at the particular time and will literally change it in the next sentence to still prove that I'm correct, mainly to annoy whichever person I'm discussing it with.

 

[Ambrose Burnside]

I would say "this Monday" for the upcoming Monday, but turn at the "next street".

Am I boring everyone?

I'd be the same.

And no

 

[Bender_]

The Monday after next Monday is Monday week.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

The Monday after next Monday is Monday week.

So when’s this Monday?

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Also, this would’ve been much funnier if we were talking about a Tuesday.

 

[Bender_]

Also, this would’ve been much funnier if we were talking about a Tuesday.

Depends, I can only give you the answer after you tell me what your answer is, and then it'll be the opposite in the hope you get annoyed.

 

[Ochre]

So when’s this Monday?

Inst

 

[Bender_]

Then we'll look for the house next to the house with no numbers.

 

[Mr Eagle]

So when’s this Monday?

 

[Biggie]

10am WST

 

[Bender_]

After 8 years of a pod machine, today I've gone back to a proper espresso machine and actually cannot wait to get out of bed tomorrow morning.

 

[squashface]

After 8 years of a pod machine, today I've gone back to a proper espresso machine and actually cannot wait to get out of bed tomorrow morning.

Coffee pods are trash. Every single one I've tried has been far too sweet.

And I am sweet enough.

 

[Truckosaurus]

And I am sweet enough.

 

[Bender_]

Coffee pods are trash. Every single one I've tried has been far too sweet.

And I am sweet enough.

Okay Bricktop.

Though the flavour was okay, I think I was more sucked into the convenience of it all - but it's such a massive amount of waste produced.

A real coffee cannot be substituted.

 

[DanWCE]

Had a pod machine for years. Didn't mind the genuine Nespresso pods, but then I found a barely used $800 coffee machine on FB for $100. Classic FIFO purchase, bloke couldn't work out how to dial in the grind for his beans and stopped using it. What a rookie. I've never looked back.

 

[Ochre]

I buy coffee cause I'm lazy.

 

[Ambrose Burnside]

Less coffee talk, more West Coastified Snatch quotes please.

I thought you said he was a ruckman? What the * can he get away from, eh?

He's a natural, ain't you Jack?
'course I am...
[drops uncontested chest mark]
A natural ******* idiot.

 

[Bender_]

Less coffee talk, more West Coastified Snatch quotes please.



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Using the toilets at Subi:



There's nothing wrong with it, it's tip top. Just not sure I like the colour.

 

[Bender_]

I'm more partial to Lock Stock to be honest, possibly the best movie quote ever: "Is this some white campaigner joke that black campaigners dont get?"

 

[squashface]

I'm more partial to Lock Stock to be honest, possibly the best movie quote ever: "Is this some white campaigner joke that black campaigners dont get?"

Lock Stock has one of the GOAT opening scenes

 

[Ochre]

NO FOOTBALL

 

[DanWCE]

NO FOOTBALL

Things Melbourne Demons players yell in a taunting manner to Eagles players this Sunday?

 

[DanWCE]

Ozark Still going. NO SPOILERS!

Getting a Breaking Bad overlap. We're supposed to hate Wendy like Skyler, yeah?