Universal Love RIP "Gimp" - Passed Away 24/02/23 - see post#50

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He's the king of tinder.
The messiah of fashion.
The guru of cologne.
The god of socks.
The king of the re.

He doesn't have time for us plebs.

Love the basterd.
He's got no excuses. The rest of the world cooks, how long does it take to toast some sunblest.
 
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The Gimp is campaigning for the Federal election. In the seat of Sunblest. He’s promising to subsidise car subwoofers.

He’s up against a former tinder date and his two neighbours at Mt Martha. But it’s an ugly competition. Voters have no idea what he’s talking about, as he speaks in a hybrid Greek/Aussie street slang with BigFooty references, and something about gorillas.

His opponents have defaced his election posters with images of colourful socks. But his supporters stand out - they all wear torn jeans in solidarity.
 
The Gimp is campaigning for the Federal election. In the seat of Sunblest. He’s promising to subsidise car subwoofers.

He’s up against a former tinder date and his two neighbours at Mt Martha. But it’s an ugly competition. Voters have no idea what he’s talking about, as he speaks in a hybrid Greek/Aussie street slang with BigFooty references, and something about gorillas.

His opponents have defaced his election posters with images of colourful socks. But his supporters stand out - they all wear torn jeans in solidarity.
The Gimp is a campaigner? That explains a lot.
 
The Gimp is campaigning for the Federal election. In the seat of Sunblest. He’s promising to subsidise car subwoofers.

He’s up against a former tinder date and his two neighbours at Mt Martha. But it’s an ugly competition. Voters have no idea what he’s talking about, as he speaks in a hybrid Greek/Aussie street slang with BigFooty references, and something about gorillas.

His opponents have defaced his election posters with images of colourful socks. But his supporters stand out - they all wear torn jeans in solidarity.
Gold.
 

News in that he’s claiming to have won the seat already, but can provide no proof. His opponents are complaining about the competition being ‘rigged’.

(P.s. could go on like this forever. The Gimp is a rich source😁).
 
News in that he’s claiming to have won the seat already, but can provide no proof. His opponents are complaining about the competition being ‘rigged’.

(P.s. could go on like this forever. The Gimp is a rich source😁).
I am sure he has more than a few political posters perplexed by his style and content. Some of the replies to his teacher ATAR score $ handout conclusions reflect a non-comprehension - ''you don't get it!' etc. To which he'd reply, 'I get it! You don't get it'. I don't think they get him.
 

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