Event Season 31 Mobbenfuhrer Medal Count - Congratulations GWS Goose & Pugsley

[NaturalDisaster]

 

[TJASTA]

please stop tagging me in this s**t cheers

 

[Van_Dyke]

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The match of round seven saw the third-placed Bombers host the fifth-placed Swamprats, and this high-scoring contest lived up to the billing. The Babylonians had 31 scoring shots to the 23 that the ‘Rats managed, but it was the straight-shooting visitors that saluted with a seven point victory.

It was an even performance from the Sin Citizens with the pick of the bunch being former admin Ant Bear (24 disposals/10 hitouts/3 tackles/3 goals), FishingRick04 (20 disposals/6 marks/3 tackles/2 goals), backman Quadzilla (20 disposals/4 marks), veteran midfielder ant555 (20 disposals/9 tackles/1 goal), SarahSmiles (18 disposals/4 marks/3 goals), Hatchy1992 (3 goals) and captain/dad joke teller philreich (18 disposals/5 tackles) leading the way.

The pick of the Baghdadis were Rising Star winner Kilroy (game high 27 touches/3 marks/1 goal), canine rover Pugsley (23 touches/5 tackles/2 goals 4 behinds), EKA curse avoider and fun-haver-at-his-new-home RobR (18 touches/6 tackles/1 goal), his partner in crime BLUEALLTHRU (19 touches/7 marks), soon to be exiled dictator Santoz (22 touches) and the moustachioed Here2tellyouwhy (20 touches/4 tackles/4 marks/1 goal). Bovo and The Jesus led all goalscorers with four goals apiece, although Harvey’s five behinds means he could use some tips from Bovo as to how to kick straight.

Leading Disposals: Kilroy (BOM) 27, Ant Bear (SCS) 24, Pugsley (BOM) 23, Santoz (RIP) 22, Quadzilla (SCS) 20, FishingRick04 (SCS) 20, ant555 (SCS) 20, Here2tellyouwhy (BOM) 20

Leading Goalkickers: Bovo (BOM) 4, The Jesus (BOM) 4, SarahSmiles (SCS) 3, Ant Bear (SCS) 3, Sparkle (SCS) 3, Hatchy1992 (SCS) 3

Leading Tackles: ant555 (SCS) 9, RobR (BOM) 6, philreich (SCS) 5, Pugsley (BOM) 5

Official Sim Results
3 - Ant Bear (SCS)
2 - Pugsley (BOM)
1 - Bovo (BOM)

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In a fixture that’s been kind to Coney Island in recent seasons, the ladder-leading Islanders travelled to the Eyrie to face an East Side outfit that had lost their last three matches. This is the sort of fixture that the sim loves to flex its shithousery on, however an 11 goal to 3 first half made it clear that the form guide would win out in this instance, with the Wazzas returning to Van Cortlandt Park with a 30 point victory.

When you look up “Captain’s Knock” in the diqionary, you will surely find the effort given by Warriors skipper TheInjuryFactory, who had an extraordinary 16 tackles (four short of the entire Hawks team) to go with 17 disposals and two goals to be the highest ranked player for the game. He was ably supported by fellow Bash Brother The Half Back (a game high 27 disposals/8 tackles), ruckman Test Tickle (21 disposals/12 hitouts/2 goals), veteran backman TubbsFarquhar (19 disposals/7 marks), and Dinsdale (20 disposals). Eventual Fredalist harry000 was the leading goal scorer, kicking three in the decisive opening term before finishing with five, while both rookie sensation DockerDen5215 and returning centreman kdavva74 kicked two goals each along with the aforementioned TiF & Testy.

The better players for the hosts included Agent93 (21 disposals/4 marks), PMBangers (19 disposals/3 tackles/1 goal), Hate (17 disposals/16 hitouts/1 goal), Chipmunk (15 disposals/5 tackles/1 goal) and admin-in-training PMBangers (19 disposals/3 tackles/1 goal). Half-forward eth-dog was the only multiple goal scorer for the East Siders with two.

Leading Disposals: The Half Back (CIW) 27, Test Tickle (CIW) 21, Agent93 (ESH) 21, Dinsdale (CIW) 20, TubbsFarquhar (CIW) 19, PMBangers (ESH) 19

Leading Goalkickers: harry000 (CIW) 5, kdavva74 (CIW) 2, DockerDen5215 (CIW) 2, Test Tickle (CIW) 2, TheInjuryFactory (CIW) 2, eth-dog (ESH) 2

Leading Tackles: TheInjuryFactory (CIW) 16, The Half Back (CIW) 8, Chipmunk (ESH) 5

Official Sim Results
3 - TheInjuryFactory (CIW)
2 - The Half Back (CIW)
1 - Hate (ESH)


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The cellar-dwelling Furies ‘entertained’ the Roys at the hippodrome in round 7 and, despite playing against both the Gorillas and the qumpires, came away with a 14 point win in a see-sawing match.

After an even first half, the Furies gained ascendancy in the third quarter as they raced out to a 25 point lead before a goal to Roy WaywardSonSon early in the last quarter evened the scores. The Furies then found another gear to take the lead back out to 28, but the Roys would not lie down and halved the deficit before the final siren blared much to the relief of both the hippodrome crowd and the clientele at Kittens Nightclub.

The hosts were well served by follower Rioli8217 (23 disposals/8 tackles/1 goal), Lady Godava (21 disposals/4 marks/1 goal), Stevi_Tigers (19 disposals) and young gun GREENESHOOTS (18 disposals/7 hitouts/3 tackles/1 goal). Elton Johns Wig led all goalscorers with four, while TJASTA and interchange specialist Edmund hunt both kicked a brace.

The best for the Gorillas included veteran (they all are though, amirite?) Mooch (18 touches/8 marks), rookie Aristotle Pickett (14 touches/6 tackles/1 goal), and ruckman JackNah_8 (13 touches/17 disposals/1 goal), while fitzroybowiedog was the only one of 11 Roy goalscorers that kicked more than one goal.

Leading Disposals: Rioli8217 (FUR) 23, Lady Godava (FUR) 21, Stevi_Tigers (FUR) 19, GREENESHOOTS (FUR) 18, Mooch (ROY) 18

Leading Goalkickers: Elton Johns Wig (FUR) 4, TJASTA (FUR) 2, Edmund hunt (FUR) 2, fitzroybowiedog (ROY) 2

Leading Tackles: Rioli8217 (FUR) 8, Aristotle Pickett (ROY) 6, WaywardSonSon (ROY) 4

Official Sim Results
3 - Rioli8217 (FUR)
2 - JackNah_8 (ROY)
1 - Lady Godava (FUR)


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Demon veteran Dero kicked the first goal after 55 seconds. And in hindsight the Royals would have wished for the final siren to be blown because, by the time the final siren eventually went, they had only kicked five goals whereas the visitors had piled on another seventeen majors in what can politely be described as a “pantsing”.

Where to start with the performances for the Mountaineers?? Perennial woooo-merchant cooney had a field day with 25 disposals, 10 marks and three goals, full forward Proper Gander outscored the entire Royals team with her 6 goals 3 behinds, Callums_Guns leading the way disposal-wise with 27 to go with 4 marks and 2 goals, rookie sensation sausageroll with 22 disposals, 9 marks and a goal, fellow HFF Dero (21 disposals/9 marks/2 goals), DemonJim (22 disposals/5 marks), @captian manangatang (18 disposals/8 tackles), ruckman Tarkyn_24 (17 disposals/10 hitouts/5 tackles), the entire backline led admirable by Van_Dyke & Yakker, and anthropomorphic orangutan pantskyle (20 disposals/4 tackles).

The only players for the Gold Citizens that stood out for the right reasons were overworked defenders MrPremiership (19 touches/4 marks) and Danger in Texas (more like danger in Gold City imo) (20 touches/4 marks), while ruckman GreyCrow (17 touches/7 marks) was also sent back to stem the tide.

Leading Disposals: Callums_Guns (MBD) 27, cooney (MBD) 25, DemonJim (MBD) 22, sausageroll (MBD) 22, Dero (MBD) 21, pantskyle (MBD) 20, Danger in Texas (GCR) 20, MrPremiership (GCR) 19

Leading Goalkickers: Proper Gander (MBD) 6, cooney (MBD) 3, Thetrader15 (MBD) 2, Callums_Guns (MBD) 2, Dero (MBD) 2, Heardy_101 (MBD) 2

Leading Tackles: manangatang (MBD) 8, Tarkyn_24 (MBD) 5, pantskyle (MBD) 4, Blacky (GCR) 4

Official Sim Results
3 - manangatang (MBD)
2 - Callums_Guns (MBD)
1 - Proper Gander (MBD)


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Like many matches in round seven, the ten scoring shots to one in favour of the hosts indicated that this contest between the 11th-placed Gumbies and the 2nd-placed Dragons was essentially over by quarter time. The 34 point deficit was too much for the visitors to overcome, as the margin stayed with a couple of goals of this deficit for the remainder of the match to provide us with the upset of the round.

The Gumbies midfield stepped up to take ascendancy over their scaly counterparts as GWS Goose (a game high 29 disposals to go with 7 tackles & 2 goals), Barrybran (27 disposals/6 tackles/10 hitouts/1 goal), EagleOz (24 disposals/7 marks/4 tackles/2 goals), Riviat (17 disposals/7 tackles/2 goals) and Ned Ryerson (19 disposals/3 marks) led the way for the plasticine people. Pocket dynamo wherearemykeys led all comers in front of goal with 5.1 to make up for the inaccurate kicking from compatriots Rodney Dangerfield (1.4) & BlueE (1.6).

For the visitors Matt_352 (23 touches/4 marks/2 goals) and A Swallow (16 touches/9 tackles/1 goal) led the way while Blaze Storm kicked a couple of goals, MC Bad Genius (22 touches/3 marks) and skinny flanker serial_thrilla (19 disposals/4 marks) gave good effort.

Leading Disposals: GWS Goose (GUM) 29, Barrybran (GUM) 27, EagleOz (GUM) 24, Matt_352 (DRA) 23, MC Bad Genius (DRA) 22, Ned Ryerson (GUM) 19, beez (GUM) 19, serial_thrilla (DRA) 19,

Leading Goalkickers: wherearemykeys (GUM) 5, EagleOz (GUM) 2, GWS Goose (GWS) 2, Riviat (GUM) 2, Matt_352 (DRA) 2, Blaze Storm (DRA) 2

Leading Tackles: A Swallow (DRA) 9, GWS Goose (GUM) 7, Riviat (GUM) 7

Official Sim Results
3 - GWS Goose (GUM)
2 - Riviat (GUM)
1 - A Swallow (DRA)

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The Bears travelled to the Colosseum fresh off a loss, but given they’ve alternated between wins and losses over the past month they were hoping for the trend to continue. They were facing a Wonders team that were two points ahead of them on the ladder, so this shaped up as a close one.

The first half saw the Coasters maintain a two goal advantage for most of the time, however a seven goal to one third quarter from the Las Vegans turned the contest on its head to take a 26 point lead into the final stanza. A combination of three clutch goals from Wonder fixture ClarkeM and the Bears deciding that this was as good a time as any to go into hibernation by adding only a solitary point to their score meant that the hosts saw a 39 point turnaround in their favour to win by 13.

There were many winners across the board for the Wonders, with ArdentEagle (29 disposals/8 hitouts/1 goal), the man with many names Mozzie19 (26 disposals/4 marks/2 goals), squilliongenerian Grand Uncle Horace (22 disposals/1 goal) and SSwans2011 (17 disposals/3 tackles/2 goals) leading the way while @ClarkeM‘s six goals was pivotal. The best of the Bears included gun ruckman Muddiemoose (21 touches/13 hitouts/5 tackles), backline enforcer tony (17 touches/7 marks/3 tackles) and Matera92 (17 touches/5 tackles/1 goal), while both Metalcrusher & RookiePick kicked three snags each.

Leading Disposals: ArdentEagle (WON) 29, Mozzie19 (WON) 26, Grand Uncle Horace (WON) 22, Muddiemoose (LVB) 21, tony (LVB) 17, Matera92 (LVB) 17

Leading Goalkickers: ClarkeM (WON) 6, Metalcrusher (LVB) 3, RookiePick (LVB) 3, Mozzie19 (WON) 2, SSwans2011 (WON) 2

Leading Tackles: Metalcrusher (LVB) 5, Muddiemoose (LVB) 5, Matera92 (LVB) 5

Official Sim Results
3 - ClarkeM (WON)
2 - SSwans2011 (WON)
1 - Muddiemoose (LVB)

tagged without getting a vote? the * is this s**t?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Supersuns

 

[TedDougChris]

Go Supersuns !!

 

[Supersuns]

Did we win?

With friends like you, I'm always a winner

 

[Broken]

No Swamprat on the leaderboard The count is clearly stuffed.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

please stop tagging me in this sh*t cheers

Suck it up princess

tagged without getting a vote? the fu** is this sh*t?

Suck it up princess

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Alright, now for the EKA Medal Presentation

 

[Bradesmaen]

I can't even buy a vote. I tried. Card declined.

 

[TJASTA]

Suck it up princess



Suck it up princess

no thanks

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Nice run GreyCrow.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Alright, now for the EKA Medal Presentation

Tagged without getting a vote? What the * is this s**t!!

 

[Van_Dyke]

Suck it up princess

let me have my whinge thanks ND, * off (did I do it right Proper Gander?)

 

[Jabba73]

Alright, now for the EKA Medal Presentation

Congratulations 3rd best Rats rookie

 

[Barrybran]

I’m so sick of this Barrybran you can’t even let me have the small win of having a Frankston Rover Award when you don’t.

 

[Proper Gander]

let me have my whinge thanks ND, fu** off (did I do it right Proper Gander?)

Yeah. That was mint

 

[Senor M]

I can't even buy a vote. I tried. Card declined.

is this true tony ?

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Lookout.
Here comes Supersuns!

 

[Van_Dyke]

Yeah. That was mint

this has made me happier than any votes could

 

[nahnah]

Mister M is like Ablett on the Suns

 

[GWS Goose]

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I'm on 13 after round 12.
Filthy cheats

 

[The Filth Wizard]

She's gorgeous.

The one on the bottom is a looker too.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Every season, the EKA Medal is awarded to the rookie player whom the Committee representatives vote to be the best performed poster amongst that seasons class. The EKA is named after former administrator from seasons 2-4 EaglesKickAss, and has been awarded since Season 8. Some of the best Qootiers of all time have won this award, including The Half Back, pantskyle, brahj, Wosh and Elton Johns Wig, all of whom went on to bigger and better things.

The Rookie class of S31 was quite conservative in terms of numbers, but a few gems were uncovered. andleanback, Aristotle Pickett, BringBackTheAnchor, Catsnlakers, DockerDen5215, FishingRick04, Freo_4eva, GREENESHOOTS, Grimesy87, Here2tellyouwhy, Jabba73, powerrrrrrrrrrrr, wherearemykeys, Zevon & Zoops were all put forth as eligible EKA candidates for this season. Regardless of the result here tonight, I hope you all thoroughly enjoyed your first season and stick around and contribute for many more.

Now, I enlisted the help of previous EKA Winner PMBangers with these write ups, mainly because I wanted him to know that the EKA is the REAL rookie award. He was not told results, just given a list of possible candidates and asked to do a bit of a write up (I then did some editing based on their position).

In 3rd place on 8 votes is Baghdad Bombers Rookie Jabba73. Despite what some may say, this young man is not just ‘another Bomber’. Jabba brought a point of difference to the Bombers, to fit in but also standout, and make any thread he was involved in just the littlest bit, well weird. Whether it’s a long winded response that thoroughly dismantles opponents, or changing another posters name, or throwing in an under appreciated pun/ joke, Jabba was switched on and took every opportunity he got.

The runner up on 20 votes is Coney Island Warriors rookie DockerDen5215.
Coming into the league with a bang, earning admiration almost immediately for his Round 1 performance against the Bombers, DockderDen5215 was pegged as one to watch from early on, with a controversial preseason switch from the Furies to the Warriors resulting in plenty of early season attention and momentum.

Fitting in seamlessly to the Warriors makeup and the league, DockerDen ticks all the boxes of a leading EKA candidate; topping his team posting with an enjoyable style, a consistent a big media piece in the form of his ‘The Run Home’ round by round update on each sides finals chances and situations and of course, an interest in the deceptive forum game ‘Werewolf’

and that leaves the winner of the S31 EKA Medal, with a total of 24 votes, from the Fighting Furies.

Cleverbot GREENESHOOTS

Offensively uncaring with zero sense of loyalty, in a good way of course, GREENESHOOTS has taken what the Furies are about and brought his own unique sense of humour to the team, earning the adoration of his teammates and opponents alike.

" GREENESHOOTS is the best Furies rookie since yours truly. This season Greeney has taken to the SFA like a duck to water or more specifically like Piggy Smalls to the dance floor at Kittens. Greeney has been involved in everything during this rookie season from match threads to media to supporting team mates behind the scenes.

While he's only been here a few months it feels like he's going to be around the SFA for a long time to come. This is evident by his understanding of the league both past and present. I admire his dedication to go back and learn about the history of the SFA in the way he has done recently"

GREENESHOOTS was one of the two rookies to venture into the media market in Season 31, although with a completely different approach to DockerDen5215, with a more antagonistic and almost ‘baity’ style in his media dealings, GREENESHOOTS never disappointed in his ability to get bites. When not making his own Media, GREENESHOOTS was spotted roaming the league, giving and receiving shots, to and from, anyone that was willing.

With his approach to posting and the chemistry he has formed with already established members of the league, and specifically within the Furies, GS looks to be a poster that will be here for a while in a big way!

Congratulations on the S31 EKA Medal GREENESHOOTS.

Spoiler: All votes

GREENESHOOTS	FUR	24
DockerDen5215	CIW	20
Jabba73	BOM	8
Catsnlakers	SCS	6
Aristotle Pickett	ROY	5
powerrrrrrrrrrrr	SCS	3
Zevon	ROY	3
Grimesy87	GUM	2
Freo_4eva	ROY	1
BringBackTheAnchor	DRA	0
Zoops	ESH	0
andleanback	ESH	0
FishingRick04	SCS	0
wherearemykeys	GUM	0
Here2TellYouWhy	BOM	0

 

[Strigoi]

Wow, look at that pug dog go!