Event Season 31 Mobbenfuhrer Medal Count - Congratulations GWS Goose & Pugsley

[BlueE]

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The match of round seven saw the third-placed Bombers host the fifth-placed Swamprats, and this high-scoring contest lived up to the billing. The Babylonians had 31 scoring shots to the 23 that the ‘Rats managed, but it was the straight-shooting visitors that saluted with a seven point victory.

It was an even performance from the Sin Citizens with the pick of the bunch being former admin Ant Bear (24 disposals/10 hitouts/3 tackles/3 goals), FishingRick04 (20 disposals/6 marks/3 tackles/2 goals), backman Quadzilla (20 disposals/4 marks), veteran midfielder ant555 (20 disposals/9 tackles/1 goal), SarahSmiles (18 disposals/4 marks/3 goals), Hatchy1992 (3 goals) and captain/dad joke teller philreich (18 disposals/5 tackles) leading the way.

The pick of the Baghdadis were Rising Star winner Kilroy (game high 27 touches/3 marks/1 goal), canine rover Pugsley (23 touches/5 tackles/2 goals 4 behinds), EKA curse avoider and fun-haver-at-his-new-home RobR (18 touches/6 tackles/1 goal), his partner in crime BLUEALLTHRU (19 touches/7 marks), soon to be exiled dictator Santoz (22 touches) and the moustachioed Here2tellyouwhy (20 touches/4 tackles/4 marks/1 goal). Bovo and The Jesus led all goalscorers with four goals apiece, although Harvey’s five behinds means he could use some tips from Bovo as to how to kick straight.

Leading Disposals: Kilroy (BOM) 27, Ant Bear (SCS) 24, Pugsley (BOM) 23, Santoz (RIP) 22, Quadzilla (SCS) 20, FishingRick04 (SCS) 20, ant555 (SCS) 20, Here2tellyouwhy (BOM) 20

Leading Goalkickers: Bovo (BOM) 4, The Jesus (BOM) 4, SarahSmiles (SCS) 3, Ant Bear (SCS) 3, Sparkle (SCS) 3, Hatchy1992 (SCS) 3

Leading Tackles: ant555 (SCS) 9, RobR (BOM) 6, philreich (SCS) 5, Pugsley (BOM) 5

Official Sim Results
3 - Ant Bear (SCS)
2 - Pugsley (BOM)
1 - Bovo (BOM)

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In a fixture that’s been kind to Coney Island in recent seasons, the ladder-leading Islanders travelled to the Eyrie to face an East Side outfit that had lost their last three matches. This is the sort of fixture that the sim loves to flex its shithousery on, however an 11 goal to 3 first half made it clear that the form guide would win out in this instance, with the Wazzas returning to Van Cortlandt Park with a 30 point victory.

When you look up “Captain’s Knock” in the diqionary, you will surely find the effort given by Warriors skipper TheInjuryFactory, who had an extraordinary 16 tackles (four short of the entire Hawks team) to go with 17 disposals and two goals to be the highest ranked player for the game. He was ably supported by fellow Bash Brother The Half Back (a game high 27 disposals/8 tackles), ruckman Test Tickle (21 disposals/12 hitouts/2 goals), veteran backman TubbsFarquhar (19 disposals/7 marks), and Dinsdale (20 disposals). Eventual Fredalist harry000 was the leading goal scorer, kicking three in the decisive opening term before finishing with five, while both rookie sensation DockerDen5215 and returning centreman kdavva74 kicked two goals each along with the aforementioned TiF & Testy.

The better players for the hosts included Agent93 (21 disposals/4 marks), PMBangers (19 disposals/3 tackles/1 goal), Hate (17 disposals/16 hitouts/1 goal), Chipmunk (15 disposals/5 tackles/1 goal) and admin-in-training PMBangers (19 disposals/3 tackles/1 goal). Half-forward eth-dog was the only multiple goal scorer for the East Siders with two.

Leading Disposals: The Half Back (CIW) 27, Test Tickle (CIW) 21, Agent93 (ESH) 21, Dinsdale (CIW) 20, TubbsFarquhar (CIW) 19, PMBangers (ESH) 19

Leading Goalkickers: harry000 (CIW) 5, kdavva74 (CIW) 2, DockerDen5215 (CIW) 2, Test Tickle (CIW) 2, TheInjuryFactory (CIW) 2, eth-dog (ESH) 2

Leading Tackles: TheInjuryFactory (CIW) 16, The Half Back (CIW) 8, Chipmunk (ESH) 5

Official Sim Results
3 - TheInjuryFactory (CIW)
2 - The Half Back (CIW)
1 - Hate (ESH)


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The cellar-dwelling Furies ‘entertained’ the Roys at the hippodrome in round 7 and, despite playing against both the Gorillas and the qumpires, came away with a 14 point win in a see-sawing match.

After an even first half, the Furies gained ascendancy in the third quarter as they raced out to a 25 point lead before a goal to Roy WaywardSonSon early in the last quarter evened the scores. The Furies then found another gear to take the lead back out to 28, but the Roys would not lie down and halved the deficit before the final siren blared much to the relief of both the hippodrome crowd and the clientele at Kittens Nightclub.

The hosts were well served by follower Rioli8217 (23 disposals/8 tackles/1 goal), Lady Godava (21 disposals/4 marks/1 goal), Stevi_Tigers (19 disposals) and young gun GREENESHOOTS (18 disposals/7 hitouts/3 tackles/1 goal). Elton Johns Wig led all goalscorers with four, while TJASTA and interchange specialist Edmund hunt both kicked a brace.

The best for the Gorillas included veteran (they all are though, amirite?) Mooch (18 touches/8 marks), rookie Aristotle Pickett (14 touches/6 tackles/1 goal), and ruckman JackNah_8 (13 touches/17 disposals/1 goal), while fitzroybowiedog was the only one of 11 Roy goalscorers that kicked more than one goal.

Leading Disposals: Rioli8217 (FUR) 23, Lady Godava (FUR) 21, Stevi_Tigers (FUR) 19, GREENESHOOTS (FUR) 18, Mooch (ROY) 18

Leading Goalkickers: Elton Johns Wig (FUR) 4, TJASTA (FUR) 2, Edmund hunt (FUR) 2, fitzroybowiedog (ROY) 2

Leading Tackles: Rioli8217 (FUR) 8, Aristotle Pickett (ROY) 6, WaywardSonSon (ROY) 4

Official Sim Results
3 - Rioli8217 (FUR)
2 - JackNah_8 (ROY)
1 - Lady Godava (FUR)


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Demon veteran Dero kicked the first goal after 55 seconds. And in hindsight the Royals would have wished for the final siren to be blown because, by the time the final siren eventually went, they had only kicked five goals whereas the visitors had piled on another seventeen majors in what can politely be described as a “pantsing”.

Where to start with the performances for the Mountaineers?? Perennial woooo-merchant cooney had a field day with 25 disposals, 10 marks and three goals, full forward Proper Gander outscored the entire Royals team with her 6 goals 3 behinds, Callums_Guns leading the way disposal-wise with 27 to go with 4 marks and 2 goals, rookie sensation sausageroll with 22 disposals, 9 marks and a goal, fellow HFF Dero (21 disposals/9 marks/2 goals), DemonJim (22 disposals/5 marks), @captian manangatang (18 disposals/8 tackles), ruckman Tarkyn_24 (17 disposals/10 hitouts/5 tackles), the entire backline led admirable by Van_Dyke & Yakker, and anthropomorphic orangutan pantskyle (20 disposals/4 tackles).

The only players for the Gold Citizens that stood out for the right reasons were overworked defenders MrPremiership (19 touches/4 marks) and Danger in Texas (more like danger in Gold City imo) (20 touches/4 marks), while ruckman GreyCrow (17 touches/7 marks) was also sent back to stem the tide.

Leading Disposals: Callums_Guns (MBD) 27, cooney (MBD) 25, DemonJim (MBD) 22, sausageroll (MBD) 22, Dero (MBD) 21, pantskyle (MBD) 20, Danger in Texas (GCR) 20, MrPremiership (GCR) 19

Leading Goalkickers: Proper Gander (MBD) 6, cooney (MBD) 3, Thetrader15 (MBD) 2, Callums_Guns (MBD) 2, Dero (MBD) 2, Heardy_101 (MBD) 2

Leading Tackles: manangatang (MBD) 8, Tarkyn_24 (MBD) 5, pantskyle (MBD) 4, Blacky (GCR) 4

Official Sim Results
3 - manangatang (MBD)
2 - Callums_Guns (MBD)
1 - Proper Gander (MBD)


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Like many matches in round seven, the ten scoring shots to one in favour of the hosts indicated that this contest between the 11th-placed Gumbies and the 2nd-placed Dragons was essentially over by quarter time. The 34 point deficit was too much for the visitors to overcome, as the margin stayed with a couple of goals of this deficit for the remainder of the match to provide us with the upset of the round.

The Gumbies midfield stepped up to take ascendancy over their scaly counterparts as GWS Goose (a game high 29 disposals to go with 7 tackles & 2 goals), Barrybran (27 disposals/6 tackles/10 hitouts/1 goal), EagleOz (24 disposals/7 marks/4 tackles/2 goals), Riviat (17 disposals/7 tackles/2 goals) and Ned Ryerson (19 disposals/3 marks) led the way for the plasticine people. Pocket dynamo wherearemykeys led all comers in front of goal with 5.1 to make up for the inaccurate kicking from compatriots Rodney Dangerfield (1.4) & BlueE (1.6).

For the visitors Matt_352 (23 touches/4 marks/2 goals) and A Swallow (16 touches/9 tackles/1 goal) led the way while Blaze Storm kicked a couple of goals, MC Bad Genius (22 touches/3 marks) and skinny flanker serial_thrilla (19 disposals/4 marks) gave good effort.

Leading Disposals: GWS Goose (GUM) 29, Barrybran (GUM) 27, EagleOz (GUM) 24, Matt_352 (DRA) 23, MC Bad Genius (DRA) 22, Ned Ryerson (GUM) 19, beez (GUM) 19, serial_thrilla (DRA) 19,

Leading Goalkickers: wherearemykeys (GUM) 5, EagleOz (GUM) 2, GWS Goose (GWS) 2, Riviat (GUM) 2, Matt_352 (DRA) 2, Blaze Storm (DRA) 2

Leading Tackles: A Swallow (DRA) 9, GWS Goose (GUM) 7, Riviat (GUM) 7

Official Sim Results
3 - GWS Goose (GUM)
2 - Riviat (GUM)
1 - A Swallow (DRA)

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The Bears travelled to the Colosseum fresh off a loss, but given they’ve alternated between wins and losses over the past month they were hoping for the trend to continue. They were facing a Wonders team that were two points ahead of them on the ladder, so this shaped up as a close one.

The first half saw the Coasters maintain a two goal advantage for most of the time, however a seven goal to one third quarter from the Las Vegans turned the contest on its head to take a 26 point lead into the final stanza. A combination of three clutch goals from Wonder fixture ClarkeM and the Bears deciding that this was as good a time as any to go into hibernation by adding only a solitary point to their score meant that the hosts saw a 39 point turnaround in their favour to win by 13.

There were many winners across the board for the Wonders, with ArdentEagle (29 disposals/8 hitouts/1 goal), the man with many names Mozzie19 (26 disposals/4 marks/2 goals), squilliongenerian Grand Uncle Horace (22 disposals/1 goal) and SSwans2011 (17 disposals/3 tackles/2 goals) leading the way while @ClarkeM‘s six goals was pivotal. The best of the Bears included gun ruckman Muddiemoose (21 touches/13 hitouts/5 tackles), backline enforcer tony (17 touches/7 marks/3 tackles) and Matera92 (17 touches/5 tackles/1 goal), while both Metalcrusher & RookiePick kicked three snags each.

Leading Disposals: ArdentEagle (WON) 29, Mozzie19 (WON) 26, Grand Uncle Horace (WON) 22, Muddiemoose (LVB) 21, tony (LVB) 17, Matera92 (LVB) 17

Leading Goalkickers: ClarkeM (WON) 6, Metalcrusher (LVB) 3, RookiePick (LVB) 3, Mozzie19 (WON) 2, SSwans2011 (WON) 2

Leading Tackles: Metalcrusher (LVB) 5, Muddiemoose (LVB) 5, Matera92 (LVB) 5

Official Sim Results
3 - ClarkeM (WON)
2 - SSwans2011 (WON)
1 - Muddiemoose (LVB)

My six points were well worth it when my only goal cam from this ...

4 : 6.43 {rBP} - Chief takes off.
4 : 6.43 {rBP} - Chief crunched by BlueE! Chief very slow to get up.
4 : 6.47 {lFP} - A bit of space for BlueE to utilise.
4 : 6.51 {lFP} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : 6.55 {lFP} - This will be a goal to BlueE.
4 : 7 {lFP} - All clear from the umpire. Its a goal.
Gumbies FFC : 13.16.94
Dragons FFC : 9.6.60

 

[Supersuns]

Check again mate, the best midfielder of Season 31 finished 4th.

Thanks mate, it's glad to see someone notice my talents

 

[Broken]

I say it every season but surely the metrics behind the medal votes should be looked at. It's just meaningless chance at this stage.

There was a recoding effort that was going to look at that, but the recoding project went the way of the dodo from what I understand.

 

[SM]

There was a recoding effort that was going to look at that, but the recoding project went the way of the dodo from what I understand.

Weak. It's not as if participants in this league lead particularly engaging lives outside their dozen media pieces a season analysing the statistical variance between weather patterns in matches.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Weak. It's not as if participants in this league lead particularly engaging lives outside their dozen media pieces a season analysing the statistical variance between weather patterns in matches.

You're welcome to try coming up with a better code for it.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Weak. It's not as if participants in this league lead particularly engaging lives outside their dozen media pieces a season analysing the statistical variance between weather patterns in matches.

Get wrecked Agent93!

 

[SM]

You're welcome to try coming up with a better code for it.

Do I look like the sort of person to whom I'm referring?

 

[The Half Back]

Thanks mate, it's glad to see someone notice my talents

You’re welcome mate.

Weak. It's not as if participants in this league lead particularly engaging lives outside their dozen media pieces a season analysing the statistical variance between weather patterns in matches.

Wow, did you have a beer it’s lunch again mate?

 

[Agent93]

Weak. It's not as if participants in this league lead particularly engaging lives outside their dozen media pieces a season analysing the statistical variance between weather patterns in matches.

Et tu Brute?

 

[SM]

Et tu Brute?

I actually had Barry and ST in mind with that crack, but if the shoe fits.

 

[serial_thrilla]

I actually had Barry and ST in mind with that crack, but if the shoe fits.

Not even I dabble in weather tracking. That's Agent93's specialty!

 

[Broken]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait a minute. You thought we wouldn't notice didn't you?

No Hall of Fame entry for Season 31?!?!??! Don't tell me the decision making paralysis has crept in to the HoF discussions too

 

[Agent93]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait a minute. You thought we wouldn't notice didn't you?

No Hall of Fame entry for Season 31?!?!??! Don't tell me the decision making paralysis has crept in to the HoF discussions too

Everyone not currently in the HoF has been deemed shithouse and told to go home.

 

[Agent93]

Not even I dabble in weather tracking. That's Agent93's specialty!

Someone usurped me and made a mess of it with bad mathematics.

 

[Headless]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait a minute. You thought we wouldn't notice didn't you?

No Hall of Fame entry for Season 31?!?!??! Don't tell me the decision making paralysis has crept in to the HoF discussions too

Would like to see the arguments against sausageroll.