Event Season 31 Mobbenfuhrer Medal Count - Congratulations GWS Goose & Pugsley

[Headless]

I've heard Mobbs thinks a player from Kit Kats Down Under will win.

 

[serial_thrilla]

There is no justice in the world

Didn't he only start playing in Round 5?

 

[Riviat]

Top it off with a fur ball.

mmmm furry and slimy

 

[TedDougChris]

Didn't he only start playing in Round 5?

Round 8 I think.....

 

[Hate]

Round 04:

Pugsley in H&A game 167 gets over the 50 Career Vote mark.
zackah reaches the 50 Career Vote milestone in game 212.
First votes coming for both Crusty Undies (37gms) & Heardy_101 (4gms)

 

[Supersuns]

Didn't he only start playing in Round 5?

Round 7 but shhhh

 

[TedDougChris]

Go Aristotle Pickett !!!!

 

[Dav]

Hate has Grand Uncle Horace ever polled a vote in the Mobbs?

 

[Barrybran]

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These two reinvigorated teams faced off at Van Cortlandt Park after a promising buildup during the week, but the Warriors had to find a way to win without their suspended skipper TheInjuryFactory . In a low-scoring but hard-fought first quarter, the Gumbies edged to a 7 point lead at half time which was extended to an 8 point lead at half time. In the premiership quarter, the Gumbies found another gear, piling on 7 unanswered goals whilst holding the Warriors goalless. In the end, the Gumbies were just too good, with the final 34 point margin flattering the Warriors despite their inaccuracy.

Overall, there were few highlights or outstanding performances in this low possession game but in the end, the champion team prevailed over the team of champions. The Gumbies' had a spread of solid contributors including bone2468 (8 tackles, 79DT), Rodney Dangerfield (3 goals) Barrybran (70 DT, 10 hitouts). For the Warriors, Fred medallist harry000 kicked 4 but could've easily had 4 more if it wasn't for inaccuracy. Tonga Bob (21 disposals, 56 DT) tried to step up in his skipper's absence but had little impact. NaturalDisaster (18 disposals, 79 DT points) was resolute at FB in a losing cause.

Leading Disposals - Tonga Bob (CIW) 21 Spanna_ (CIW) 21 Test Tickle (CIW) 20 NaturalDisaster (CIW) 18 , bone2468 (GUM) 18
Leading Goals - harry000 (CIW) 4 Rodney Dangerfield (GUM) 3 spudd (GUM) 2 Riviat (GUM) 2 Brick Loosener (GUM) 2 zackah (CIW) 2
Leading Tackles - bone2468 (GUM) 8 NaturalDisaster (CIW) 4 Barrybran (GUM) 4 Genghis Tron (GUM) 3

Official Sim Results
3 - bone2468 (GUM)
2 - Test Tickle (CIW)
1 - Barrybran (GUM)

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The Dragons were desperate to make amends for running out of Puff in their narrow 11 point loss the previous week whilst hosting the in-form Bears for the prestigious Pie 4 Life cup. They dominated in the first quarter, piling on 5.5 to 1 in the first quarter before extended their lead to 8 goals by half time. In the third quarter, they took their foot off the pedal as the Bears held their own to narrowly claim the quarter, but the 45 point margin at three quarter time was converted into a 63 point thrashing which sent a message to the competition.

Matt_352 (111 DT, 32 disposals, 7 marks, 1 goal) was best on ground and benefited from silver service from Strigoi (100 DT, 27 disposals, 11 hitouts, 2 goals). The Dragons had plenty of other contributors including T2B_ (2 goals, 81 DT) and A Swallow (24 disposals, 7 tackles, 87 DT). They also had a spread of goalkickers, with Bonz and Ashman OG both kicking 3 goals each. For the Bears, Tommycash was in vintage form with an impressive 79 DT points 21 disposals from a non-prime spot, whilst Muddiemoose (73 DT points, 21 disposals, 1 goal) worked hard all day. Rookie Cuzz09 (2 goals, 65 DT points off HFF) showed a lot of promise against his more experienced opponent serial_thrilla

Leading Disposals @Matt_342 (DRA) 32 Strigoi (DRA) 27 A Swallow (DRA) 24 BringBackTheAnchor (DRA) 23 Tommycash (LVB) 21 Muddiemoose (LVB) 21

Leading Goals Bonz (DRA) 3 Ashman OG (DRA) 3 @Knifey Spooney (DRA) 2 Maylandsman (DRA) 2 T2B_ (DRA) 2 Metalcrusher (LVB) 2 Cuzz09 (LVB) 2 Ok Boomer (LVB) 2

Leading Tackles A Swallow (DRA) 7 Millky95 (LVB) 6 T2B_ (DRA) 6 MWPP (LVB) 3 Strigoi (DRA) 3

Official Sim Results
3 - Matt_352 (DRA)
2 - Strigoi (DRA)
1 - T2B_ (DRA)

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The East Side Hawks returned home after being demolished by the emerging Wonders the previous week in pursuit of a win against the reigning premiers the Royals. The Royals responded to criticism about a prolonged post premiership hangover and piled on 5 goals to 2 in the first quarter, taking a 21 point lead at quarter time. They extended this to 29 points by half time, but the Hawks found another gear in the third quarter as they kicked 7 goals to 3 to trim the margin back to 1 goal. The final quarter was close initially, with multiple changes in the first 19 minutes, but the final lead change at the 19 minute mark proved to be the final one en route to an 11 point win to the Royals.

ShaunDuggan (29 disposals, 2 goals, 100 DT points) wound back the clock to be best on ground and Royals Captain The Filth Wizard (80 DT points, 7 goals) had a day out , capitalising on the chemistry between Ruckman GreyCrow (12 hitouts, 74 DT points, 21 disposals) and in-form RR Marlowe (24 disposals, 86 DT). It wasn't all one-way with PhenomenalV1 (8 goals, 80 DT points) lived upto his name and single handedly kept the Hawks in the game. However, it wasn't all one way traffic as S30 EKA winner PMBangers (83 DT, 20 disposals, 8 tackles) and young Hawks skipper Chipmunk (84 DT, 9 tackles) dominated. They worked well with experienced midfielder SM (27 disposals, 87 DT) and benefited from supply from their experienced ruckman Hate (17 hitouts, 20 disposals, 78 DT points) in a losing cause.

Leading Disposals - SM (ESH) 27 Marlowe (GCR) 24 grumbleguts (GCR) 22 GreyCrow (GCR) 21 Biggie (ESH) 21 PMBangers (ESH) 20 Hate (ESH) 20
Leading Goals - PhenomenalV1 (ESH) 8 The Filth Wizard (GCR) 7 Drunkgoliath (ESH) 2 11kgm (ESH) 2 Paddles_ (GCR) 2 ShaunDuggan (GCR) 2
Leading Tackles - Chipmunk (ESH) 9 PMBangers (ESH) 8 nahnah (GCR) 5 Marlowe (GCR) 5 The acurate one (GCR) 4

Official Sim Results
3 - The Filth Wizard (GCR)
2 - PhenomenalV1 (ESH)
1 - Chipmunk (ESH)


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The Demons returned home after their 5 comeback win against the Dragons to face the winless but still fighting furies. Determined to convert their honorable 5 point loss the previous week into a win, the Furies defied the bookies' predictions in a 5 goal to 4 goal first quarter to take a 5 point lead at the first change, then extended this to a 4 goal lead at half time. The Demons lifted in the third quarter and piled on 5 goals to 3 to trim the margin back to 3 goals by the final change, but in the end, the Furies were just too good on the day, finishing off with a comfortable 27 point win.

Tigerturbulance (11 hitouts, 19 disposals, 3 goals, 86 DT points) had the edge over his opponent , whilst Rioli8217 (92 DT, 20 disposals, 6 tackles) and @MisterM (95 DT, 21 disposals, 7 tackles) were also influential for the Furies. It wasn't all one-way traffic with moginie (90 DT, 24 disposals, 5 marks, 4 tackles) and the in-form sausageroll (3 goals, 7 marks, 81 DT) having days out, whilst Proper Gander and Heardy_101 kicked 4 goals apiece.

Leading Disposals - moginie (MBD) 24 Mister M (FUR) 21 Rioli8217 (FUR) 20 Tigerturbulance (FUR) 19
Leading Goals - Proper Gander (MBD) 4 Heardy_101 (MBD) 4 sausageroll (MBD) 3 Elton Johns Wig (FUR) 3 Tigerturbulance (FUR) 3
Leading Tackles - Mister M (FUR) 7 Rioli8217 (FUR) 6 moginie (MBD) 4 Tarkyn_24 (MBD) 4

Official Sim Results
3 - Mister M (FUR)
2 - Rioli8217 (FUR)
1 - Tigerturbulance (FUR)

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In the Match Of The Round, the Roys returned home to adoring fans after thumping the Royals the previous week to face the fierce Bombers, who themselves were sitting pretty after a shellacking of the up and coming Gumbies. The Bombers dominated the first quarter and took a 13 point lead into the first change, but from that point on, the match truly lived upto its billing with scores exactly the same at half time (6.3) and three quarter time (8.4) . In a thrilling final quarter , there were 3 lead changes in the first 4 minutes before the Roys got out to a 20 point lead by the halfway point. The Bombers kicked the final 3 goals of the match to take them within 5 points with over a minute to spare, but the Roys hung on to win a 5 point thriller.

Star midfielder Runk (101 DT, 30 disposals , 7 marks) was best on ground, and worked well with Aristotle Pickett (91 DT points, 8 tackles) and Supersuns (96 DT points, 22 disposals) to help give the Roys the edge. Veteran fitzroybowiedog (4 goals, including the one which gave them an impressive 20 point lead ) turned back the clock and Beandip (3 goals) made the most of all of his opportunities. For the Bombers, the evergreen TheCoach16 (5 goals including the final 2 in the game to keep them in it) was impressive whilst talented rookie Jabba73 (74 DT, 23 disposals) showed a lot of promise . @Puglsey (6 tackles and 6 marks) was tenacious all day and never gave up.

Leading Disposals- Runk (ROY) 30 Jabba73 (BOM) 23 Supersuns (ROY) 22 cats2rise (ROY) 22 Wosh (ROY) 20
Leading Goals- TheCoach16 (BOM) 5 fitzroybowiedog (ROY) 4 Beandip (ROY) 3 kickthething (BOM) 2 Aristotle Pickett (ROY) 2
Leading Tackles- Aristotle Pickett (ROY) 8 Supersuns (ROY) 7 Pugsley (BOM) 6 JackNah_8 (ROY) 5 RobR (BOM) 4

Official Sim Results
3 - Aristotle Pickett (ROY)
2 - Supersuns (ROY)
1 - RobR (BOM)

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The Swamprats returned home to the Underground Stadium after being thrashed by the Bears the previous week, determined to make amends against the in-form Wonders. They hit the ground running, piling on 7 goals to 4 (and could’ve easily had 5 more) to take a 21 point lead at quarter time. The Wonders lifted in the second quarter but faced accuracy issues of their own, kicking 5.7 to trim the half time margin to 4 points. The third quarter was tight and ended with both teams on 85 points, and the final quarter also delivered. There were 9 lead changes, including a goal each way in the final minute, and fittingly, the game ended in a thrilling draw.

The jackster83 (117 DT, 15 hitouts, 32 disposals, 2 goals) versus ArdentEagle (110 DT, 15 hitouts, 31 disposals, 1 goal) was an absolute classic, and experienced Wonder croweater 41 (109 DT, 30 disposals) also dominated. craffles (8 goals) presented all day and capitalised on silver service whilst Rats counterpart Hatchy1992 (5 goals) wound back the clock in a vintage display. Captains philreich (7 tackles, 87 DT points) and @Cadsky (92 DT, 29 disposals) both lead from the front all day. Overall, this classic had multiple outstanding performances from both teams and plenty of highlights.


Leading Disposals- @jackster93 (SCS) 32 , ArdentEagle (WON) 31, croweater 41 (WON) 30 @Cadsky (WON) 29 SSwans2011 (WON) 26, SSwans2011 (WON) 26 philreich (SCS) 25 ,

Leading Goals- craffles (WON) 8, Hatchy1992 (SCS) 5 ClarkeM (WON) 4 @sartaris (SCS) 3

Leading Tackles- ant555 (SCS) 8 , philreich (SCS) 7 , haydo (WON) 6 SSwans2011 (WON) 6

Official Sim Results
3 - jackster83 (SCS)
2 - SSwans2011 (WON)
1 - craffles (WON)

BONER!

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Both sides came into Round 6 off of a loss, with the Hawks losing to the reigning premiers, the Gold City Royals, and the Roys handing and heartbreaking 5-point loss to the bombers. With the season being in its infancy, it wasn’t doom and gloom, but the Hawks went in wanting the win to get back into the 8, and the Bombers wanting to gain some security in the top 4.

The first half looked promising for the Hawks, leading by 10 points at the main break, but kicking only 4 goals in the second half, as the Bombers stormed home for a 30-point victory. The standout performer across both sides was the polarising Santoz (27 disposals and 8 marks), aided by teammates miggs (4 goals), Kilroy (27 disposals and 7 marks) and Jabba73 (18 disposals and 15 hitouts). The Hawks didn’t have too many notable performances, the young, enthusiastic and attractive PMBangers (26 disposals and 4 tackles) was one that stood up, followed closely by golumless (17 disposals and 6 marks) and NinjaSwan (17 disposals and 6 marks).

Official Sim Results
3 - Pugsley (BOM)
2 - Jabba73 (BOM)
1 - PMBangers (ESH)



The Furies had a hard start to the season, but came into Round 6 after their first win against the Demons, looking refreshed and revitalised they came against the Dragons who had beaten the Bears to sneak their way into the Top 3.

With the Furies only leading for one minute during the contest, it’s fair to say it was all the Dragons as they stormed home to a 55-point victory. T2B_ (24 disposals and 11 tackles) was the main man for the victors, with Bonz (5 goals) and BringBackTheAnchor (21 disposals and 4 marks) not far behind. The Furies didn’t have everyone roll over and expose their bellies, Lady Godava (22 disposals and 7 marks) and Edmund Hunt (22 disposals and 4 marks) leading the way.

Official Sim Results
3 - T2B_ (DRA)
2 - Bonz (DRA)
1 - Mister M (FUR)


Having suffered their first loss in Round 5 at the hands of the Gumbies, the Warriors were keen to hit Round 6 with aggression, and get back on the winners list over reigning premiers the Gold City Royals. The Royals had the opposite result, overcoming a determined East Side Hawks to push their way back into the top 8.

It was all the Warriors from the get go, only dropping the lead once momentarily in the first quarter. The victors main contributors were toxic (27 disposals, 8 marks and 4 goals) and The Half Back (24 disposals and 3 goals) with midfielders kdavva74 (22 disposals and 2 goals), Tonga Bob (22 disposals and 5 marks) and TheInjuryFactory (25 disposals) all putting in solid performances. The Royals main men were grumbleguts (24 disposals and 5 marks) and GreyCrow (23 disposals, 14 hitouts and 7 tackles), with nahnah (20 disposals and 6 tackles) and Marlowe (19 disposals and 2 goals) also standing tall despite the loss.

Official Sim Results
3 - The Half Back (CIW)
2 - GreyCrow (GCR)
1 - Marlowe (GCR)


Fresh off handing top of the ladder Warriors their first loss of the season, the Gumbies came into Round 6 riding high, looking to continue their winning ways against a demoralised Swamp rats. The Sin City locals were coming in off a disappointing draw with the Wonders, wanting a win to pick up the spirits of the team.

The Gumbies started well with an 8 goal opening term, but failed to maintain the lead over the course of the game as the Swamprats put the foot down to remain in the top 8. Despite the loss, Gumbies own StFly (25 disposals and 5 tackles), Barrybran (21 disposals and 5 tackles) and Rodney Dangerfield (7 goals) were the main drivers to keep the Gumbies in the hunt. The Rats naturally had a lot of contributors with Sparkle (23 disposals, 10 marks and 3 goals) being the standout, the chasing pack including; Gameova_ (25 disposals and 8 marks) and SarahSmiles (19 disposals, 7 marks and 2 goals)

Official Sim Results
3 - GWS Goose (GUM)
2 - StFly (GUM)
1 - Ant Bear (SCS)



After two extremely different Round 5 results, with the Bears being torched by 63 points at the hands of the Dragons and the Roys winning by less than a goal against the Bombers, both teams were hoping for big wins heading in to get some separation from the bottom 4.

It was tight throughout, and the Roys headed into the main break with just the 14-point lead, but it was the Bears that would take advantage of the premiership quarter and run out as 15-point victors to sneak back into a finals spot. Muddiemoose (23 disposals, 11 hitouts, 6 tackles and 3 goals) was Rucking awesome, whilst Western Stand Warrior (31 disposals, 8 marks and 2 goals) was a major recipient of the silver service. Notorious goal kicker MetalCrusher slotted 4 goals from 8 scoring shots, whilst mafia extraordinaire tony (24 disposals and 4 marks) was crucial in link up play. Freo4eva_ (19 disposals and 10 marks) and JackNah_8 (24 disposals and 13 hitouts) were the main players for the Roys in the loss

Official Sim Results
3 - Muddiemoose (LVB)
2 - JackNah_8 (ROY)
1 - Western Stand Warrior (LVB)


The Demons came into Round 6 off the back of an embarrassing loss to the Furies, who prior to Round 5 were winless. Lucky for them, an equally demoralised West Coast Wonders were fresh off a draw against the Swamprats, to set up a rare early season crucial clash!

Mount Buller fans were left longing for the snow though, as it was a Wonderful show, with the West Coast locals never dropping the lead from the first score. Star off season recruit ArdentEagle (23 disposals, 14 hitouts, 6 tackles and 2 goals) drew the eye, with croweater 41 (27 disposals and 5 marks) and captain Cadsky (20 disposals, 5 marks and 2 goals) also heavily involved. The Demons had moginie (17 disposals, 4 marks and 2 goals) and sante (14 disposals and 9 marks) to thank for keeping the margin somewhat modest.

Official Sim Results
3 - ArdentEagle (WON)
2 - haydo (WON)
1 - croweater 41 (WON)

 

[Hate]

Hate has Grand Uncle Horace ever polled a vote in the Mobbs?

The Coney Island Warriors have the same amount of Sweet F.A Premierships as Grand Uncle Horace has votes (End Season 31, Round 05).

 

[Broken]

Riviat to the leaderboard. Stat!

 

[TedDougChris]

Go JackNah_8 !!

 

[GremioPower]

Another swamprat victory incoming???

Not a chance. Don’t worry.

 

[Dav]

The Coney Island Warriors have the same amount of Sweet F.A Premierships as Grand Uncle Horace has votes (End Season 31, Round 05).

 

[nahnah]

literally stop tagging me ND. Literally.

 

[Tonga Bob]

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The first major individual medal presentation for the evening is for the Fred Medal, awarded to the leading goalkicker during the regular season rounds. It is named after Sweet FA veteran and founding member Fred, who served this board with great distinction for 415 games, still the 5th highest games aggregate. Previously the Alf Andrews Award, it was renamed to honour the great influence that Fred had over the league, especially in our formative years.

The Winner of the Season 31 Fred Medal is harry000 from the Coney Island Warriors. Harry booted 73 goals for the season and booting 6 in the final round to beat Proper Gander by 3 goals. He averaged 4.3 goals for the season, his biggest haul was in Round 10 where is booted 9 goals.

Congratulations to the S31 Fred Medalist, harry000.

harrynumbers!!!

 

[Hate]

Round 05:

bone2468 gets off the mark in a big way with three votes (30gms).
jackster83 after 82 games, too gets of a duck with 3 big ones.
T2B_ adds their first vote after (21gms).

Round 06:

Jabba73 in game 6, picks up a nice two vote game.
Muddiemoose in game 22 racks up their first three votes.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

The match of round seven saw the third-placed Bombers host the fifth-placed Swamprats, and this high-scoring contest lived up to the billing. The Babylonians had 31 scoring shots to the 23 that the ‘Rats managed, but it was the straight-shooting visitors that saluted with a seven point victory.

It was an even performance from the Sin Citizens with the pick of the bunch being former admin Ant Bear (24 disposals/10 hitouts/3 tackles/3 goals), FishingRick04 (20 disposals/6 marks/3 tackles/2 goals), backman Quadzilla (20 disposals/4 marks), veteran midfielder ant555 (20 disposals/9 tackles/1 goal), SarahSmiles (18 disposals/4 marks/3 goals), Hatchy1992 (3 goals) and captain/dad joke teller philreich (18 disposals/5 tackles) leading the way.

The pick of the Baghdadis were Rising Star winner Kilroy (game high 27 touches/3 marks/1 goal), canine rover Pugsley (23 touches/5 tackles/2 goals 4 behinds), EKA curse avoider and fun-haver-at-his-new-home RobR (18 touches/6 tackles/1 goal), his partner in crime BLUEALLTHRU (19 touches/7 marks), soon to be exiled dictator Santoz (22 touches) and the moustachioed Here2tellyouwhy (20 touches/4 tackles/4 marks/1 goal). Bovo and The Jesus led all goalscorers with four goals apiece, although Harvey’s five behinds means he could use some tips from Bovo as to how to kick straight.

Leading Disposals: Kilroy (BOM) 27, Ant Bear (SCS) 24, Pugsley (BOM) 23, Santoz (RIP) 22, Quadzilla (SCS) 20, FishingRick04 (SCS) 20, ant555 (SCS) 20, Here2tellyouwhy (BOM) 20

Leading Goalkickers: Bovo (BOM) 4, The Jesus (BOM) 4, SarahSmiles (SCS) 3, Ant Bear (SCS) 3, Sparkle (SCS) 3, Hatchy1992 (SCS) 3

Leading Tackles: ant555 (SCS) 9, RobR (BOM) 6, philreich (SCS) 5, Pugsley (BOM) 5

Official Sim Results
3 - Ant Bear (SCS)
2 - Pugsley (BOM)
1 - Bovo (BOM)


In a fixture that’s been kind to Coney Island in recent seasons, the ladder-leading Islanders travelled to the Eyrie to face an East Side outfit that had lost their last three matches. This is the sort of fixture that the sim loves to flex its shithousery on, however an 11 goal to 3 first half made it clear that the form guide would win out in this instance, with the Wazzas returning to Van Cortlandt Park with a 30 point victory.

When you look up “Captain’s Knock” in the diqionary, you will surely find the effort given by Warriors skipper TheInjuryFactory, who had an extraordinary 16 tackles (four short of the entire Hawks team) to go with 17 disposals and two goals to be the highest ranked player for the game. He was ably supported by fellow Bash Brother The Half Back (a game high 27 disposals/8 tackles), ruckman Test Tickle (21 disposals/12 hitouts/2 goals), veteran backman TubbsFarquhar (19 disposals/7 marks), and Dinsdale (20 disposals). Eventual Fredalist harry000 was the leading goal scorer, kicking three in the decisive opening term before finishing with five, while both rookie sensation DockerDen5215 and returning centreman kdavva74 kicked two goals each along with the aforementioned TiF & Testy.

The better players for the hosts included Agent93 (21 disposals/4 marks), PMBangers (19 disposals/3 tackles/1 goal), Hate (17 disposals/16 hitouts/1 goal), Chipmunk (15 disposals/5 tackles/1 goal) and admin-in-training PMBangers (19 disposals/3 tackles/1 goal). Half-forward eth-dog was the only multiple goal scorer for the East Siders with two.

Leading Disposals: The Half Back (CIW) 27, Test Tickle (CIW) 21, Agent93 (ESH) 21, Dinsdale (CIW) 20, TubbsFarquhar (CIW) 19, PMBangers (ESH) 19

Leading Goalkickers: harry000 (CIW) 5, kdavva74 (CIW) 2, DockerDen5215 (CIW) 2, Test Tickle (CIW) 2, TheInjuryFactory (CIW) 2, eth-dog (ESH) 2

Leading Tackles: TheInjuryFactory (CIW) 16, The Half Back (CIW) 8, Chipmunk (ESH) 5

Official Sim Results
3 - TheInjuryFactory (CIW)
2 - The Half Back (CIW)
1 - Hate (ESH)



The cellar-dwelling Furies ‘entertained’ the Roys at the hippodrome in round 7 and, despite playing against both the Gorillas and the qumpires, came away with a 14 point win in a see-sawing match.

After an even first half, the Furies gained ascendancy in the third quarter as they raced out to a 25 point lead before a goal to Roy WaywardSonSon early in the last quarter evened the scores. The Furies then found another gear to take the lead back out to 28, but the Roys would not lie down and halved the deficit before the final siren blared much to the relief of both the hippodrome crowd and the clientele at Kittens Nightclub.

The hosts were well served by follower Rioli8217 (23 disposals/8 tackles/1 goal), Lady Godava (21 disposals/4 marks/1 goal), Stevi_Tigers (19 disposals) and young gun GREENESHOOTS (18 disposals/7 hitouts/3 tackles/1 goal). Elton Johns Wig led all goalscorers with four, while TJASTA and interchange specialist Edmund hunt both kicked a brace.

The best for the Gorillas included veteran (they all are though, amirite?) Mooch (18 touches/8 marks), rookie Aristotle Pickett (14 touches/6 tackles/1 goal), and ruckman JackNah_8 (13 touches/17 disposals/1 goal), while fitzroybowiedog was the only one of 11 Roy goalscorers that kicked more than one goal.

Leading Disposals: Rioli8217 (FUR) 23, Lady Godava (FUR) 21, Stevi_Tigers (FUR) 19, GREENESHOOTS (FUR) 18, Mooch (ROY) 18

Leading Goalkickers: Elton Johns Wig (FUR) 4, TJASTA (FUR) 2, Edmund hunt (FUR) 2, fitzroybowiedog (ROY) 2

Leading Tackles: Rioli8217 (FUR) 8, Aristotle Pickett (ROY) 6, WaywardSonSon (ROY) 4

Official Sim Results
3 - Rioli8217 (FUR)
2 - JackNah_8 (ROY)
1 - Lady Godava (FUR)



Demon veteran Dero kicked the first goal after 55 seconds. And in hindsight the Royals would have wished for the final siren to be blown because, by the time the final siren eventually went, they had only kicked five goals whereas the visitors had piled on another seventeen majors in what can politely be described as a “pantsing”.

Where to start with the performances for the Mountaineers?? Perennial woooo-merchant cooney had a field day with 25 disposals, 10 marks and three goals, full forward Proper Gander outscored the entire Royals team with her 6 goals 3 behinds, Callums_Guns leading the way disposal-wise with 27 to go with 4 marks and 2 goals, rookie sensation sausageroll with 22 disposals, 9 marks and a goal, fellow HFF Dero (21 disposals/9 marks/2 goals), DemonJim (22 disposals/5 marks), @captian manangatang (18 disposals/8 tackles), ruckman Tarkyn_24 (17 disposals/10 hitouts/5 tackles), the entire backline led admirable by Van_Dyke & Yakker, and anthropomorphic orangutan pantskyle (20 disposals/4 tackles).

The only players for the Gold Citizens that stood out for the right reasons were overworked defenders MrPremiership (19 touches/4 marks) and Danger in Texas (more like danger in Gold City imo) (20 touches/4 marks), while ruckman GreyCrow (17 touches/7 marks) was also sent back to stem the tide.

Leading Disposals: Callums_Guns (MBD) 27, cooney (MBD) 25, DemonJim (MBD) 22, sausageroll (MBD) 22, Dero (MBD) 21, pantskyle (MBD) 20, Danger in Texas (GCR) 20, MrPremiership (GCR) 19

Leading Goalkickers: Proper Gander (MBD) 6, cooney (MBD) 3, Thetrader15 (MBD) 2, Callums_Guns (MBD) 2, Dero (MBD) 2, Heardy_101 (MBD) 2

Leading Tackles: manangatang (MBD) 8, Tarkyn_24 (MBD) 5, pantskyle (MBD) 4, Blacky (GCR) 4

Official Sim Results
3 - manangatang (MBD)
2 - Callums_Guns (MBD)
1 - Proper Gander (MBD)



Like many matches in round seven, the ten scoring shots to one in favour of the hosts indicated that this contest between the 11th-placed Gumbies and the 2nd-placed Dragons was essentially over by quarter time. The 34 point deficit was too much for the visitors to overcome, as the margin stayed with a couple of goals of this deficit for the remainder of the match to provide us with the upset of the round.

The Gumbies midfield stepped up to take ascendancy over their scaly counterparts as GWS Goose (a game high 29 disposals to go with 7 tackles & 2 goals), Barrybran (27 disposals/6 tackles/10 hitouts/1 goal), EagleOz (24 disposals/7 marks/4 tackles/2 goals), Riviat (17 disposals/7 tackles/2 goals) and Ned Ryerson (19 disposals/3 marks) led the way for the plasticine people. Pocket dynamo wherearemykeys led all comers in front of goal with 5.1 to make up for the inaccurate kicking from compatriots Rodney Dangerfield (1.4) & BlueE (1.6).

For the visitors Matt_352 (23 touches/4 marks/2 goals) and A Swallow (16 touches/9 tackles/1 goal) led the way while Blaze Storm kicked a couple of goals, MC Bad Genius (22 touches/3 marks) and skinny flanker serial_thrilla (19 disposals/4 marks) gave good effort.

Leading Disposals: GWS Goose (GUM) 29, Barrybran (GUM) 27, EagleOz (GUM) 24, Matt_352 (DRA) 23, MC Bad Genius (DRA) 22, Ned Ryerson (GUM) 19, beez (GUM) 19, serial_thrilla (DRA) 19,

Leading Goalkickers: wherearemykeys (GUM) 5, EagleOz (GUM) 2, GWS Goose (GWS) 2, Riviat (GUM) 2, Matt_352 (DRA) 2, Blaze Storm (DRA) 2

Leading Tackles: A Swallow (DRA) 9, GWS Goose (GUM) 7, Riviat (GUM) 7

Official Sim Results
3 - GWS Goose (GUM)
2 - Riviat (GUM)
1 - A Swallow (DRA)


The Bears travelled to the Colosseum fresh off a loss, but given they’ve alternated between wins and losses over the past month they were hoping for the trend to continue. They were facing a Wonders team that were two points ahead of them on the ladder, so this shaped up as a close one.

The first half saw the Coasters maintain a two goal advantage for most of the time, however a seven goal to one third quarter from the Las Vegans turned the contest on its head to take a 26 point lead into the final stanza. A combination of three clutch goals from Wonder fixture ClarkeM and the Bears deciding that this was as good a time as any to go into hibernation by adding only a solitary point to their score meant that the hosts saw a 39 point turnaround in their favour to win by 13.

There were many winners across the board for the Wonders, with ArdentEagle (29 disposals/8 hitouts/1 goal), the man with many names Mozzie19 (26 disposals/4 marks/2 goals), squilliongenerian Grand Uncle Horace (22 disposals/1 goal) and SSwans2011 (17 disposals/3 tackles/2 goals) leading the way while @ClarkeM‘s six goals was pivotal. The best of the Bears included gun ruckman Muddiemoose (21 touches/13 hitouts/5 tackles), backline enforcer tony (17 touches/7 marks/3 tackles) and Matera92 (17 touches/5 tackles/1 goal), while both Metalcrusher & RookiePick kicked three snags each.

Leading Disposals: ArdentEagle (WON) 29, Mozzie19 (WON) 26, Grand Uncle Horace (WON) 22, Muddiemoose (LVB) 21, tony (LVB) 17, Matera92 (LVB) 17

Leading Goalkickers: ClarkeM (WON) 6, Metalcrusher (LVB) 3, RookiePick (LVB) 3, Mozzie19 (WON) 2, SSwans2011 (WON) 2

Leading Tackles: Metalcrusher (LVB) 5, Muddiemoose (LVB) 5, Matera92 (LVB) 5

Official Sim Results
3 - ClarkeM (WON)
2 - SSwans2011 (WON)
1 - Muddiemoose (LVB)

 

[croweater 41]

I got a vote I can go home now see ya.

 

[Barrybran]

Here comes the Goose!

 

[JackNah_8]

I'm always getting 2 votes

 

[TedDougChris]

Go JackNah_8 !!

 

[JackNah_8]

Go JackNah_8 !!

I'm doing well.


You must be happy

 

[SM]

literally stop tagging me ND. Literally.

Keep thinking I've got a vote.