Event Season 31 Mobbenfuhrer Medal Count - Congratulations GWS Goose & Pugsley
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…and the Cats are losing! WooHoo!
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Congrats to the winners so far. A nice evening!
…and the Cats are losing! WooHoo!
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Despite losing three of their last four matches, the East Side Hawks had prepared well for their trip to Dragon Island where the hosts were also on a three game losing streak. Unfortunately they left one thing behind – the script. All of the other visiting teams in round ten managed to do the needful and win away from home but, after a 13 goal to 5 opening half, things looked grim for the East Siders. Four goals to two in the third quarter gave hope to the green & gold, however it proved to be an exception as the Dragons stormed home to finish 61 points to the good.
The scaly centreline of MC Bad Genius (30 disposals/4 marks), Matt_352 (23 disposals/4 marks/4 tackles/3 goals) and Bradesmaen (25 disposals/6 marks/1 goal) along with follower T2B_ (20 disposals/10 tackles/1 goal) were delivered silver service from wooly rucklamb Strigoi (28 disposals/11 hitouts/5 tackles/3 goals), while the likes of veteran Ljp86 (19 disposals/5 marks/3 tackles/2 goals), Ashman OG (3 goals) and gun recruit Bonz (a game high 4 goals) were on the end of the midfield dominance.
All-SFA winger-in-waiting por_please_ya (30 touches/5 marks) and four-eyed draft-watching nerd PMBangers (24 touches/8 tackles/3 goals) were the pick of the Hawks, while captain Agent93 (28 touches/3 marks), SM 22 touches/8 marks/1 goal), Chipmunk (19 touches/9 tackles/1 goal) and PhenomenalV1 (3 goals) could also look themselves in the mirror after the game without feeling a sense of remorse.
Leading Disposals: MC Bad Genius (DRA) 30, por_please_ya (ESH) 30, Strigoi (DRA) 28, Agent93 (ESH) 28, Bradesmaen (DRA) 25, PMBangers (ESH) 24, Matt_352 (DRA) 23, SM (ESH) 22
Leading Goalkickers: Bonz (DRA) 4, Matt_352 (DRA) 3, Ashman OG (DRA) 3, Strigoi (DRA) 3, PhenomenalV1 (ESH) 3, PMBangers (ESH) 3
Leading Tackles: T2B_ (DRA) 10, Chipmunk (ESH) 9, PMBangers (ESH) 8
Official Sim Results
3 - PMBangers (ESH)
2 - Strigoi (DRA)
1 - T2B_ (DRA)
The first successful extraction saw the reigning Premiers travel to the cellar-dwelling Furies and, after kicking eight of the first ten goals of a low-scoring affair, had killed this off as a contest by half time.
For the victors, centreman spookism turned back the clock to rack up a game high 26 disposals to go with 5 marks feeding of the silver ruck service of GreyCrow (21 disposals/15 hitouts/1 goal) while the much vaunted Royals defence held strong, marshalled by the likes of MrPremiership Blacky Noobz0r Danger in Texas Smartys Power & brahj. Up front captain The Filth Wizard led the line with 4 goals while NTRabbit (3 goals), Easty & Ulahoopski (2 goals each) chimed in.
Fury captain-in-waiting Bastyy (19 touches/6 marks/1 goal) was arguably the best for the home side, while there were handy performances from Lady Godava (20 touches/5 marks), GREENESHOOTS (16 touches/3 marks) and Elton Johns Wig (3 goals), but really the story for the Magenta Maniacs was that too much was left to too few.
Leading Disposals: spookism (GCR) 26, GreyCrow (GCR) 21, Lady Godava (FUR) 20, Bastyy (FUR) 19, GREENESHOOTS (FUR) 16, MrPremiership (GCR) 15
Leading Goalkickers: The Filth Wizard (GCR) 4, NTRabbit (GCR) 3, Elton Johns Wig (FUR) 3, Easty (GCR) 2, Ulahoopski (GCR) 2
Leading Tackles: nahnah (GCR) 5, Edmund hunt (FUR) 5
Official Sim Results
3 - GreyCrow (GCR)
2 - nahnah (GCR)
1 - The Filth Wizard (GCR)
Much like the Hawks earlier, you would have been forgiven for thinking that the Baghdad Bombers hadn’t read the script midway through the third quarter of their match with the Las Vegas Bears. Down by 58 points with a measly five goals to their name, a genuine upset looked to be on the cards.
Step up Here2tellyouwhy.
Two majors in 90 third-quarter seconds from the moustachioed menace kick started the Babylonian assault, kicking 11 of the last 12 goals to run over the top of the Bears in a famous 7-point victory.
The stars for the Bombers were undoubtedly @Pugsly (29 disposals/11 tackles/1 goal), Tony Lynn 15 (30 disposals/6 marks), Kilroy (25 disposals/6 marks/1 goal), RobR (21 disposals/4 tackles/2 goals) and rookie ruck Jabba73 (22 disposals/11 hitouts/4 tackles). The defence was marshalled by TheCoach16 (20 disposals/6 marks/6 tackles) and The Jesus (21 disposals/5 marks/3 tackles), while up front Here2tellyouwhy added two last quarter goals to finish on four and Judd_Magic (3 goals) & MITS (2 goals) were the other multiple goalkickers.
For the Las Vegans it was the Good, the Bad and the Ugly. The Good included sophomore ruckman Muddiemoose (26 touches/14 hitouts/3 goals), Western Stand Warrior (21 touches/6 marks/1 goal), Broken (19 touches/10 marks/3 goals), RookiePick (3 goals from as many kicks) and Millky95 (19 touches/8 tackles/1 goal). The Bad included both the row of donuts from I Dont Care and the second half fade out. The Ugly though is the topic of round 10’s Kontroversy Korner.
Much has been made of the rours that Las Vegas Leadership Group member and full forward Metalcrusher is eyeing off a move to the Caliphate to take over from Sultan Antonio BlueVein next season. And with many such moves, a goodwill offering is usually given by a prospective applicant before making such a move. Taking a look at what Metalcrusher had as a stats line, it seems as though that goodwill offering has been made: five kicks, zero goals, five behinds. Five misses in a choke of Normanesqe proportions where the final margin is seven points is telling. What is more telling is that even though this result did not affect Baghdad’s chances of making finals, a victory for the Bears would have seen them leapfrog the Hawks, Roys, Swamprats & Dragons into 7th spot and into an elimination final against… THE BAGHDAD BOMBERS!! The ultimate in shithousery from the Babylonians as Metalcrusher employs a Scorched Earth policy on his way out along the Euphrates.
Leading Disposals: Tony Lynn 15 (BOM) 30, Pugsley (BOM) 29, Muddiemoose (LVB) 26, Kilroy (BOM) 25, TheCoach16 (BOM) 22, Jabba73 (BOM) 22, The Jesus (BOM) 21, RobR (BOM) 21, Western Stand Warrior (LVB) 21
Leading Goalkickers: Here2tellyouwhy (BOM) 4, Judd_Magic (BOM) 3, Broken (LVB) 3, RookiePick (LVB) 3, Muddiemoose (LVB) 3
Leading Tackles: Pugsley (BOM) 11, Millky95 (LVB) 8, Matera92 (LVB) 7
Official Sim Results
3 - Pugsley (BOM)
2 - Millky95 (LVB)
1 - Muddiemoose (LVB)
The match of the round saw the team with the highest percentage host the team with the most premiership points, and it turned out to be a real spectacle for the neutral observers as the Warriors prevailed in a 39-goal shootout. Things were looking good for the Mountaineers after kicking four goals in the first ten minutes before the Islanders kicked the next seven to pull away to a lead that would never be seriously threatened from then on.
harry000 was the chief destroyer for the visitors with nine goals straight to provide the industrious Wazza midfield with a focal point up front. He was well fed by the likes of Tonga Bob (28 disposals/12 marks/1 goal), Lord_Flashheart (27 disposals/4 marks/1 goal), kdavva74 (27 disposals/4 marks), The Half Back (23 disposals/6 tackles), TheInjuryFactory (19 disposals/9 tackles/1 goal), Test Tickle (20 disposals/8 marks/3 hitouts/1 goal) and Spanna_ (19 disposals/8 hitouts/1 goal), while veteran sharpshooter Stronzo chimed in with a couple of goals.
Meanwhile the hosts were well served by Once Were Warrior pantskyle (24 touches/3 tackles/5 goals), Callums_Guns (28 touches/3 marks), moginie (24 touches/6 marks), Proper Gander (4 goals), Tarkyn_24 (19 touches/21 hitouts/3 tackles/1 goal) and captain manangatang (13 touches/10 tackles). The Deez small forwards were also a handful as sausageroll, Headless & Azarole all booted a brace of majors each.
Leading Disposals: Tonga Bob (CIW) 28, Callums_Guns (MBD) 28, Lord_Flashheart (CIW) 27, kdavva74 (CIW) 27, pantskyle (MBD) 24, moginie (MBD) 24, The Half Back (CIW) 23
Leading Goalkickers: harry000 (CIW) 9, pantskyle (MBD) 5, Proper Gander (MBD) 4, Stronzo (CIW) 2, sausageroll (MBD) 2, Headless (MBD) 2, Azarole (MBD) 2
Leading Tackles: manangatang (MBD) 10, TheInjuryFactory (CIW) 9, The Half Back (CIW) 6
Official Sim Results
3 - pantskyle (MBD)
2 - harry000 (CIW)
1 - TheInjuryFactory (CIW)
The final match of round ten saw the Swamprats travel to the BJO on the second leg of a road trip to face a Roys outfit two points but five spots underneath them on the ladder. They kicked the first three goals within the opening ten minutes and never looked back without getting into fourth gear to come home with a 39 point win.
It was the old guard that led the way for the Sin Citizens as Ant Bear (30 disposals/18 hitouts/5 tackles), ant555 (25 disposals/6 tackles), MannumPower (21 disposals/6 marks/2 tackles/1 goal), Hatchy1992 (a massive yet wasteful 7 goals 9 behinds), SarahSmiles (17 disposals/4 marks/3 tackles/2 goals), philreich (18 disposals/6 tackles) and Sparkle (2 goals) did the damage.
For the Gorillas it was a mix of old and new. Supersuns (19 touches/3 tackles/1 goal) and JackNah_8 (19 disposals/6 hitouts/8 tackles) led the possessions while cats2rise (18 touches/1 goal), Runk (18 touches/6 marks/1 goal), Zevon (17 touches/4 marks/3 tackles/2 goals), fitzroybowiedog & Wosh (2 goals each) also looked lively.
Leading Disposals: Ant Bear (SCS) 30, ant555 (SCS) 25, MannumPower (SCS) 21, Supersuns (ROY) 19, JackNah_8 (ROY) 19, philreich (SCS) 18, cats2rise (ROY) 18, Runk (ROY) 18
Leading Goalkickers: Hatchy1992 (SCS) 7, Sparkle (SCS) 2, SarahSmiles (SCS) 2, Zevon (ROY) 2, fitzroybowiedog (ROY) 2, Wosh (ROY) 2
Leading Tackles: JackNah_8 (ROY) 8, ant555 (SCS) 6, philreich (SCS) 6
Official Sim Results
3 - Ant Bear (SCS)
2 - Hatchy1992 (SCS)
1 - philreich (SCS)
At half time of the match at Colosseum between the Wonders and the Gumbies it was the home team coasting (pun absolutely intended), holding a 35 point lead with double the number of scoring shots. Then the sinkhole that is constantly threatening to open underneath the West Coast home arena appeared and swallowed any effort the Wonders had left, as the visitors continued the trend of away victories by scoring 13 second half goals to three to return to the House of Gumby with a 34 point win. For those playing at home, that’s a 69 point turnaround.
*takes a deep breath*
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!
There were winners on many lines for the Plasticine People, as Coach Pokey shuffled the magnets around to great effect in what was the SFA’s version of totaalvoetbal. Centreman Grimesy87 (18 disposals/6 marks/2 goals) does damage up front before going back to help Jivlain (20 disposals/10 marks/4 tackles) & omgfridge (23 disposals/6 marks) in repelling the Wonder hordes. The onball division of Barrybran (28 disposals/11 hitouts/4 tackles) and Riviat (26 disposals/8 tackles/1 goal) were everywhere. The forward line of Rodney Dangerfield (4 goals), EagleOz (3 goals), Brick Loosener & BlueE (2 goals each) were firing on most cylinders, while bone2468 (20 disposals/5 marks/1 goal) and Spuddd (18 disposals/9 tackles/1 goal) came off the bench to make significant impacts.
The home team also racked up plenty of possessions, particularly in the first half. SweetD (28 touches/7 tackles/3 goals) was the pick of the bunch, with SSwans2011 (24 touches/12 tackles/1 goal), haydo (25 touches/19 hitouts/3 tackles), Mozzie19 (27 touches/10 marks), Elmer_Judd (21 touches/7 marks), craffles (22 touches/6 marks/2 goals), jezzajay (20 touches/8 marks), dogs105 & ClarkeM (2 goals apiece) also doing well.
Leading Disposals: Barrybran (GUM) 28, SweetD (WON) 28, Mozzie19 (WON) 27, Riviat (GUM) 26, haydo (WON) 25, SSwans2011 (WON) 24, omgfridge (GUM) 23, craffles (WON) 22, Elmer_Judd (WON) 21
Leading Goalkickers: Rodney Dangerfield (GUM) 4, EagleOz (GUM) 3, SweetD (WON) 3, Grimesy87 (GUM) 2, Brick Loosener (GUM) 2, BlueE (GUM) 2, craffles (WON) 2, dogs105 (WON) 2, ClarkeM (WON) 2
Leading Tackles: SSwans2011 (WON) 12, Spuddd (GUM) 9, Riviat (GUM) 8, SweetD (WON) 7
Official Sim Results
3 - SweetD (WON)
2 - SSwans2011 (WON)
1 - Spuddd (GUM)
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Round 11
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It was a massive upset as the Furies recorded only their third win of the season against the high flying Bombers.
After a tight first quarter the Furies stamped their authority winning the second quarter by 22 points, including three quick goals right at the end of the half. They then showed incredible composure to maintain this lead. Although there was a final quarter comeback inspired by miggs and they got to within a goal on 3 separate occasions, another three goals at the end sealed the victory. The roars from the crowd when GREENESHOOTS scored the sealer could be heard all the way to Tittybong. For the Bombers, everything centred around Jabba73 who is having a great rookie season.
Disposals: Jabba73 (BOM) 35, kickthething RobR (BOM) 25
Goals: miggs Jabba73 (BOM) Piggy Smalls (FUR) 3
Tackles: RobR (BOM) Rioli8217 (FUR) 9, Pugsley (BOM) Tigerturbulance (FUR) 4
Official Sim Results
3 - Jabba73 (BOM)
2 - RobR (BOM)
1 - Rioli8217 (FUR)
In a high scoring game it was an upset as the Dragons overcome the first placed Warriors on their own ground.
It was truly a see-saw game. 2 goals by Ashman OG and Bonz put the Dragons into an early lead which was extended with some careful play. However, 5 goals in a row at the end of the half with 2 by zackah and Dinsdale brought the Warriors within a kick. They took the lead before a comeback by the Dragons themselves brought them to 10 points behind going into the final quarter. It was all set up for a grandstand finish. In a fantastic finish it was the Dragons, with 4 goals in a row at a critical time, who finally overcome their brave opponents.
Disposals: kdavva74 (CIW) Matt_352 (DRA) 32, Strigoi (DRA) 31
Goals: Dinsdale (CIW) Bonz (DRA) 5, Ashman OG Blaze Storm (DRA) 4
Tackles: The Half Back (CIW) 6, Bradesmaen A Swallow T2B_ (DRA) 5
Official Sim Results
3 - TheInjuryFactory (CIW)
2 - Dinsdale (CIW)
1 - Test Tickle (CIW)
The bottom of the ladder clash ended in a win for the 11th-placed home team against the 10th placed team who had now lost their third game in a row.
In truth it was a sizzling first half by the Hawks, with 8 goals in the first quarter and another 5 in the second meaning the Hawks raced to a 60 point lead at half time. The main contributors were the dynamic duo PhenomenalV1 and Itsmyshow who helped themselves to 4 and 5 goals respectively. The second half was a chance for others to get involved, though Bears FF Metalcrusher found some form near the end.
Disposals: SM Agent93 PhenomenalV1 (ESH) 24
Goals: PhenomenalV1 Itsmyshow (ESH) Metalcrusher (LVB) 5
Tackles: PMBangers Biggie (ESH) Millky95 (LVB) 7
Official Sim Results
3 - PhenomenalV1 (ESH)
2 - Biggie (ESH)
1 - PMBangers (ESH)
It was a fourth win in a row - and what a win by the Royals against the third placed Wonders. For the Wonders, it was a third loss in a row and captain Mozzie19 must have been wondering how to arrest their alarming slide.
It was an absolute hammering helped by a 10 goal second quarter, including 4 goals in a row on two separate occasions. Those at the Golden Throne were very happy with the confidence shown by their team as the lead at half time was 9 goals. Whilst the Wonders limited the damage somewhat in the second half there were consistent goals as the home crowd were treated to 22 goals. It must have pleased The Filth Wizard to see the goals shared around and especially the form of spookism , Ulahoopski Marlowe and GreyCrow , while ArdentEagle best performed for the Wonders.
Disposals: spookism (GCR) 31, akkaps (WON) 30, GreyCrow (GCR) ArdentEagle (WON) 28
Goals: The Filth Wizard (GCR) 5, Ulahoopski BRAB GreyCrow (GCR) ClarkeM (WON) 3
Tackles: Marlowe (GCR) 9, Paddles_ (GCR) SweetD (WON) 7
Official Sim Results
3 - GreyCrow (GCR)
2 - Marlowe (GCR)
1 - The Filth Wizard (GCR)
8th v 9th resulted in a third win in a row for the Gumbies at a muddy surface. The Roys were on top in the first quarter but were inaccurate in front of goal, scoring 1.6. And the Gumbies took advantage in the second. The fans were treated to some accurate kicking where only goals were scored, with the Gumbies scoring 5 in a row and ending up winning the quarter by 6 goals to 2. Rodney Dangerfield scored 2 of these. It was the Gumbies who were inaccurate in the third scoring 3.7 but the Roys were not able to take advantage as the game petered out towards the end. The ladies in the crowd with the "Will you marry me Rodders" placard were delighted as their main man scored 6.
Disposals: Ned Ryerson (GUM) 21, GWS Goose (GUM) 19, Barrybran (GUM) 18
Goals: Rodney Dangerfield (GUM) 6, fitzroybowiedog (ROY) 3, wherearemykeys EagleOz (GUM) 2
Tackles: Aristotle Pickett (ROY) 6, GWS Goose (GUM) 5, JackNah_8 (ROY) 4
Official Sim Results
3 - Rodney Dangerfield (GUM)
2 - Barrybran (GUM)
1 - GWS Goose (GUM)
In this 4th v 5th clash, it was the Demons who showed a statement of intent with a comfortable win. Leading from start to finish, the Swamprats had clearly focussed all their energies on stopping Demons FF Proper Gander . Whilst she did not have a touch all game, it means that other Demons were able to get a lot more of the ball. The Demons won the possession count with the disposals ending 236-190 and although the number of inside 50s were the same, the Demons were much more effective with their opportunities.
Disposals: pantskyle (MBD) 24, DemonJim (MBD) 23, Tarkyn_24 (MBD) 22
Goals: Dero (MBD) 5, boncer34 (MBD) 4, GremioPower Hatchy1992 (SCS) Heardy_101 (MBD) 3
Tackles: ant555 (SCS) manangatang (MBD) 4, Sparkle philreich (SCS) pantskyle (MBD) 3
Official Sim Results
3 - Tarkyn_24 (MBD)
2 - pantskyle (MBD)
1 - manangatang (MBD)
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Round 12
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The Warriors returned home from a disappointing 26 point loss (despite having 36 scoring shots) to the Dragons the previous week, determined to turn things around against the in-form Royals (who were buoyed by a 71 point win against the struggling Wonders the previous week). In a high scoring first quarter, just 7 points separated the teams at the first change before the Royals found another gear, kicking 5 goals to 3 to extend their lead to 20 points by half time. The Warriors made some structural readjustments after half time and managed to claw it back to a 7 point margin, but were left ruing their wasteful 2.5 return in the final quarter as the Royals managed 3.0 to hang on for a memorable 8 point win.
Experienced Royal Ulahoopski (110 DT, 4 goals, 4 tackles) was best on ground in a 5 bote "banga" of a performance, but he got plenty of support from experienced teammates Marlowe (99 DT, 27 , 7 tackles disposals) , ShaunDuggan (86 DT, 22 disposals), spookism (25 disposals, 93 DT) and nahnah (96 DT, 26 disposals). Forwards The Filth Wizard (3 goals) and BRAB (3 goals) also had an influence. For the Warriors, The Half Back (88 DT, 1 goal, 7 tackles) applied pressure all day and silver service for harry000 (5 goals) and zackah (3 goals) . NaturalDisaster (20 disposals and 76 DT off FB) was resolute in defence and provided some handy rebound in a close loss.
Leading Disposals - Marlowe (GCR) 27 nahnah (GCR) 26 spookism (GCR) 25 ShaunDuggan (GCR) 22
NaturalDisaster (CIW) 20
Leading Tackles - The Half Back (CIW) 7 Marlowe (GCR) 7 ShaunDuggan (GCR) 5 Ulahoopski (GCR) 4 nahnah (GCR) 4
Leading Goals - harry000 (CIW) 5 Ulahoopski (GCR) 4 zackah (CIW) 3 The Filth Wizard (GCR) 3 BRAB (GCR) 3
Official Sim Results
3 - Ulahoopski (GCR)
2 - The Half Back (CIW)
1 - Marlowe (GCR)
The last place Furies were buoyed by their upset win over the Bombers the previous week and travelled to Ljp’s Lair to try and slay the finals -bound dragons. They came out fighting and managed a surprise 1 goal lead at quarter time which was extended to 2 goals by half time. The Dragons appeared to run out of puff in the third quarter as they slumped to a 4 goal deficit by the final change but somehow found their fire again to kick 6 goals and bring themselves back to within a goal with 4 more minutes to play. In the end, the furies held on to seal an unexpected 5 point victory .
Future furies skipper Bastyy (113 DT, 31 disposals ) and talented rookie GREENESHOOTS (100 DT, 12 tackles, 19 disposals ) were brilliant in the middle , and veterans TJASTA and Elton Johns Wig capitalised on the silver service with 4 goals apiece . Mister M (86 DT 19 disposals 7 tackles ) and Edmund hunt (30 disposals) were also influential and worked well with ruckmen Tigerturbulance (84DT 21 disposals 5 tackles ). In-form big man Bonz (6 goals 84 DT) was the standout for the dragons in a losing cause but received plenty of support from Strigoi (14 Hitouts, 10 marks, 23 disposals ) , T2B_ (8 tackles ) and Matt_352 (23 disposals)
Leading Disposals - Bastyy (FUR) 31 Edmund hunt (FUR) 30 Strigoi (DRA) 23 Matt_352 (DRA) 23 Tigerturbulance (FUR) 21
Leading Tackles - GREENESHOOTS (FUR) 12 T2B_ (DRA) 8 Mister M (FUR) 7 Tigerturbulance (FUR) 5 VandoHawk (DRA) 4
Leading Goals - Bonz (DRA) 6 Elton Johns Wig (FUR) 4 TJASTA (FUR) 4 Blaze Storm (DRA) 2 JackBero (FUR) 2
Official Sim Results
3 - Bonz (DRA)
2 - Mister M (FUR)
1 - GREENESHOOTS (FUR)
The Bombers travelled to The Eyrie after their disappointing 21 point loss to the bottom of the ladder Furies, determined to turn things around against the struggling Hawks. With both teams fighting for their seasons, this match had a strong buildup and the first half delivered, with the Hawks having a slim 1 point lead at quarter time and scores locked at 9.3 apiece by half time. The Hawks edged ahead to take a 7 point lead at the final change before overrunning the Bombers in a 6 goal to 2 final term en route to a memorable 35 point win.
The Bombers' win was a result of brilliant performances from talented young superstars RobR (102 DT, 22 disposals, 5 tackles, 3 goals) and Kilroy (94 DT, 26 disposals) and veteran Tony Lynn 15 (91 DT, 21 disposals).Veteran Hawks larrikin (109 DT, 23 disposals, 10 marks) and Milera2Betts (5 goals) wound back the clock and combined well with the in-form Hate (99 DT, 14 hitouts, 23 disposals, 7 tackles) and reigning EKA winner PMBangers (88 DT, 21 disposals, 8 tackles) . Midfielders SM (22 disposals) and por_please_ya (21 disposals) were also influential in the loss.
Leading Disposals - Kilroy (BOM) 26 larrikin (ESH) 25 Hate (ESH) 23 RobR (BOM) 22 SM (ESH) 22 por_please_ya (ESH) 21 PMBangers (ESH) 21
Leading Goals - Milera2Betts (ESH) 5 11kgm (ESH) 4 eth-dog (ESH) 3 RobR (BOM) 3 miggs (BOM) 2 iDon (BOM) 2
Leading Tackles - PMBangers (ESH) 8 Hate (ESH) 7 , RobR (BOM) 5 Antonio BlueVein (BOM) 4 Tony Lynn 15 (BOM) 4 eth-dog (ESH) 4 larrikin (ESH) 4
Official Sim Results
3 - RobR (BOM)
2 - Hate (ESH)
1 - PMBangers (ESH)
The Demons returned home after a 42 point triumph against the Rats the previous week to face the struggling Wonders who were hoping to bounce back from a 71 point thrashing and 3 goal losing streak. In the first quarter, the experienced Demons were too good, kicking 5 goals to 3 to take a handy 2 goal lead at the first change. The margin was cut back to 15 points at half time on the back of some excellent Wonders pressure. The Wonders continued to prove critics wrong and found another gear in the third quarter with scores tied at 56 apiece at three quarter time. In a thrilling final term, the Wonders took the lead early on and overcame inaccuracy to get a brief 13 point break before withstanding a late Demons surge to hold on for a crucial 4 point win.
Senior Wonder ArdentEagle (83 DT, 2 goals) and the underrated mike123 (20 disposals) were influential and veterans ClarkeM (4 goals) and croweater 41 (3 goals) made the most of limited opportunities. Despite the close result, there were few standouts for the Demons in this low possession/highlight game, though the experienced boncer34 (DT 69, 3 tackles), pantskyle (4 tackles, 21 disposals) and Proper Gander (3 goals) did everything they could to get the Demons over the line in what was ultimately a losing cause.
Leading Disposals - pantskyle (MBD) 21 manangatang (MBD) 20, mike123 (WON) 20 Callums_Guns (MBD) 19 ArdentEagle (WON) 18
Leading Tackles - Sab22 (WON) 5 pantskyle (MBD) 4 @boncer34(MBD) 3 manangatang (MBD) 3 ArdentEagle (WON) 3 SSwans2011 (WON) 3
Leading Goals - ClarkeM (WON) 4 croweater 41 (WON) 3 Proper Gander (MBD) 3 Heardy_101 (MBD) 2 Azarole (MBD) 2 ArdentEagle (WON) 2
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3 - ArdentEagle (WON)
2 - Sab22 (WON)
1 - manangatang (MBD)
After an engaging week, the Bears and Roys joined forces to celebrate the brilliant career Broken has had at both clubs on the morning of his 300th game. On a warm day at The BJO, the Bears were looking to snap their 3 game losing streak whilst the Roys aimed to cement a spot in the finals. However, the Roys drew first blood, taking a 2 goal lead at quarter time and then kicking the first 2 goals of the second quarter. The Bears pegged the margin back to 2 points at half time, before an early goal to RookiePick gave them the lead for the first time in the game and sparked a couple of goals in a row from Metalcrusher. The Roys finished strongly to regain the lead and take a 8 point lead at three quarter time, and overall, kicked 5 of the last 7 goals of the game to seal their 7 point victory.
Star midfielders Runk (24 disposals, 103 DT) Supersuns (93 DT, 29 disposals, 3 tackles, 2 goals) and Wosh (25 disposals, 4 tackles, 91 DT) all dominated, allowing veteran fitzroybowiedog (4 goals) to capitalise. There were also standout performances from multiple Bears in a losing cause, including rockstar guero (102 DT, 27 disposals, 3 tackles) , form ruckman Muddiemoose (13 hitouts, 20 disposals, 1 goal, 88 DT) , Vice Camaignery Metalcrusher (4 goals) and classy midfielders Millky95 (82 DT, 10 tackles), Western Stand Warrior (24 disposals) and Matera92 (92 DT, 21 disposals) in a close loss.
Leading Disposals - Supersuns (ROY) 29 guero (LVB) 27 Wosh (ROY) 25 Western Stand Warrior (LVB) 24 Runk (ROY) 24 Dingster (ROY) 24
Leading Goals - fitzroybowiedog (ROY) 4 Metalcrusher (LVB) 4 bl4ke (LVB) 3 Supersuns (ROY) 2 Mobbs (ROY) 2
Leading Tackles - Millky95 (LVB) 10 Broken (LVB) 6 Muddiemoose (LVB) 4 Wosh (ROY) 4 Dingster (ROY) 3 Supersuns (ROY) 3
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3 - Supersuns (ROY)
2 - Millky95 (LVB)
1 - Muddiemoose (LVB)
The fading Swamprats looked to turn their season around following a disappointing loss to the Demons the previous week as they hosted the in-form Gumbies . The Rats raced out of the blocks to stun the Gumbies with a 5 goal to 1 quarter and take a 4 goal lead at the first change, but the young Gumbies fought back to be 4 points ahead by the main break. The third quarter was a tussle and with the margin just 2 points at the final change, it was shaping to be a thriller. In the end the Rats just didn't have the fitness or speed to match the Gumbies' handball happy game and they slumped to a 27 point loss.
In a game with few outstanding individual performers, Grimesy87 (23 disposals, 77 DT) and GWS Goose (DT 74, 6 tackles) were the standouts for the Gumbies as cult hero Rodney Dangerfield (3 goals) and the legendary beez (3 goals) were able to capitalise and show glimpses of their form in previous seasons. Former admin Ant Bear (85 DT, 22 disposals) , veteran Hatchy1992 (6 goals) and the little known FishingRick04 (80 DT, 22 disposals) were all outstanding for the rats whilst skipper philreich (78 DT, 7 tackles) lead from the front in a losing cause.
Leading Disposals - Grimesy87 (GUM) 23 Ned Ryerson (GUM) 22 Ant Bear (SCS) 22 FishingRick04 (SCS) 22 GotTheGoodes (SCS) 21
Leading Tackles - philreich (SCS) 7 GWS Goose (GUM) 6 Riviat (GUM) 5 Ant Bear (SCS) 3 ant555 (SCS) 3
Leading Goals - Hatchy1992 (SCS) 6 Rodney Dangerfield (GUM) 3 beez (GUM) 3 Brick Loosener (GUM) 2
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3 - Riviat (GUM)
2 - GWS Goose (GUM)
1 - Barrybran (GUM)
