Kane Cornes doesnt think Trent Cotchin can kick 25 goals in 2023.

[BF Tiger]

Jack called him Trent Coleman. Do I need to explain that to you?

 

[HTPunter]

“Don’t know what sort of nickname we’ll have this year but Trent Coleman’s got a bit of a ring to it. A few of the boys were supportive of him about it but he might’ve kicked three or four in a practice game the other day.”

Oh boy wowee, he kicked 3 or maybe even FOUR in a practice match!!!

Just hand him the Coleman NOW!!!

Bit of an odd time to post this?

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

Someone who sees you post obsessively about Richmond.

That’s nice, honey.

 

[Rich01]

All good Chef.
Whatever makes you happy.
I’m glad my club creates that constant trigger for you.

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

All good Chef.
Whatever makes you happy.
I’m glad my club creates that constant trigger for you.

Ummm, ok. You do you.

 

[Golumless]

Just needs the season to go on for another 42 rounds this year and Trent will get there at his current rate.

 

[blaisee]

Kane Cornes target for Cotchin is actually 15 goals, he changed it .

 

[tiger_tough]

Kane Cornes target for Cotchin is actually 15 goals, he changed it .

Yeah that's what I thought too. Unlikely still but you never know.

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

Kane Cornes target for Cotchin is actually 15 goals, he changed it .

Oh Trent, ouch..

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Trent lol

 

[Jeremias]

Kane might be in trouble here, with Cotchin on 23 goals.





He was talking about 25 cumulatively across his past 6 seasons, right?

 

[Do the Dew]

Would've been a chance if he'd played more forward as indicated in preseason. But he's basically been 100% mid for most of the season so no surprises it's not gonna happen.

 

[Mr Meow]

The only old mid on their last legs who has had a load of goals/assists when spending more time up forward (this century, at least - happy to be corrected) is Ablett Junior. 34 goals and 20 assists in 2019 while still racking up 20 disposals a game.

 

[tiger_tough]

Missed two sodas on the weekend which would've made it a little more interesting but highly unlikely to kick 15 now.

I'm just glad he saved his best goal kicking game in 7 years for the win against the Cats

 

[BF Tiger]

Let us all bow down before the great Oracle Karen Cornes.

I expect no-one to doubt him when he reveals his 2024 prophecies that Nat Fyfe won't poll 40 votes and Tex Walker won't kick 200 goals.

 

[WillHayward]

Cotchin won't get to 5 goals this season.

OK I was wrong.

He got to 7.

 

[Mr Meow]

Kane Cornes target for Cotchin is actually 15 goals, he changed it .

He almost got halfway.

Selwood kicked as many from midfield (and twice as many assists), a year older, in 2022.

 

[STPer18]

Kane 1, Coleman Cotch 0.

 

[Tandy]

Stinker of a year for old Cotchin. The Corn strikes again.

 

[RUNVS]

I mean I know all fans tend to overhype their own players, but I just feel like Richmond fans are on another level than the rest of us.

 

[BF Tiger]

Was a poor year for Cotch. Unfortunately couldn’t add a Coleman to his three premiership medals (as captain), Brownlow Medal, Leigh Matthews Trophy, state jumper (as captain), AA, B&Fs, etc.

 

[RUNVS]

Was a poor year for Cotch. Unfortunately couldn’t add a Coleman to his three premiership medals (as captain), Brownlow Medal, Leigh Matthews Trophy, state jumper (as captain), AA, B&Fs, etc.

Cotchin would barely be in the top 100 players of the 21st century. In fact he may not be in the top 100.

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

Kane 1, Coleman Cotch 0.

A broken clock is right twice a day...

 

[BF Tiger]

Cotchin would barely be in the top 100 players of the 21st century. In fact he may not be in the top 100.

Possibly right. Guess that makes his achievements all the more remarkable.

Now that he’s retired I look forward to his insightful commentary, big smile and perfect hair triggering individuals for years to come. I hope they rotate his byline each quarter for extra triggering impact. Here are some examples.

Trent Cotchin
2012 Brownlow Medallist

Trent Cotchin
2017 Premiership Captain

Trent Cotchin
2019 Premiership Captain

Trent Cotchin
2020 Premiership Captain

Trent Cotchin
Triple Premiership Captain

Trent Cotchin
Victorian State Captain

 

[Mr Meow]

Possibly right. Guess that makes his achievements all the more remarkable.

Now that he’s retired I look forward to his insightful commentary, big smile and perfect hair triggering individuals for years to come. I hope they rotate his byline each quarter for extra triggering impact. Here are some examples.

Trent Cotchin
2012 Brownlow Medallist

Trent Cotchin
2017 Premiership Captain

Trent Cotchin
2019 Premiership Captain

Trent Cotchin
2020 Premiership Captain

Trent Cotchin
Triple Premiership Captain

Trent Cotchin
Victorian State Captain

Why would those things trigger people? They are some of his most endearing qualities. Cotch is a good lad.

If you want someone who triggers supporters, you're going to want Selwood or Dangerfield.