Banter RDT 160 - Fold the RDT

[squashface]

Pooping is very fun. It’s the one time of day no matter where I am that I cannot be disturbed.

 

[THE A5]

Yeah I probably would've given you the flick for that too. Owning and driving a nice car just for the journey itself instead of arriving at the destination is pretty good. Slipped on my list of priorities lately but was right up there in my younger days.

DanWCE=Trucko’s bad date

 

[Luuuc]

I enjoy a long drive if it's in my own car, not for the driving itself but because it's a chance to crank up the tunes.

 

[squashface]

Driving sucks because it means I have to pay attention to what is going on. Passenger is the way to go.

 

[DanWCE]

Pooping is very fun. It’s the one time of day no matter where I am that I cannot be disturbed.

Wait 'til you have kids

 

[DanWCE]

Driving sucks because it means I have to pay attention to what is going on. Passenger is the way to go.

Yeah nice car, good tunes, cold beers is very elite when you're not driving.

 

[FKASC]

I enjoy a long drive if it's in my own car, not for the driving itself but because it's a chance to crank up the tunes.

This

 

[Bender_]

Wait 'til you have kids

Oh good I thought I was the only one that had kids barge in on them when going to the loo, talking about the most irrelevant topics that could just wait the 5 minutes of peace that I'm entitled to.

 

[FKASC]

Cold beers in the toilet is also elite

 

[Bender_]

Shower beers before heading out rule.

 

[DanWCE]

Nose beers in the toilet is also elite

Fixed

 

[DanWCE]

Oh good I thought I was the only one that had kids barge in on them when going to the loo, talking about the most irrelevant topics that could just wait the 5 minutes of peace that I'm entitled to.

We're in the thick of toilet training at the moment, so toddler is very curious and involved whenever we need to go to the toilet. We've just stopped telling him and started ghosting it haha

 

[THE A5]

Cold beers in the toilet is also elite

Nah not as elite as showery heading into pres.


I know someone who absolutely loves to have a dart in the toilet when he gets home from work. Like it makes no sense at all but he raves on about it.

 

[DanWCE]

I know someone who absolutely loves to have a dart in the toilet when he gets home from work. Like it makes no sense at all but he raves on about it.

It's you isn't it

 

[FKASC]

I know someone who absolutely loves to have a dart in the toilet when he gets home from work. Like it makes no sense at all but he raves on about it.

Tobacco smokers always seem to have weird combinations

 

[THE A5]

Oh good I thought I was the only one that had kids barge in on them when going to the loo, talking about the most irrelevant topics that could just wait the 5 minutes of peace that I'm entitled to.

Imagine if they invented this thing you could put on the door handle and it prevents people from opening the door

 

[THE A5]

It's you isn't it

Im too cool to smoke bro

 

[DanWCE]

Imagine if they invented this thing you could put on the door handle and it prevents people from opening the door

The screaming, banging on the door, and repeat fire questions are actually worse when you're trapped on the other side of the door in a small, echoey room.

 

[FKASC]

https://www.bunnings.com.au/loo-with-a-view-dockers-2-piece-toilet-seat_p5140139

 

[Bender_]

Imagine if they invented this thing you could put on the door handle and it prevents people from opening the door

No Vish, they need to learn manners and leave people to go to the toilet. Regardless it's a roller door in the ensuite.

 

[Bender_]

https://www.bunnings.com.au/loo-with-a-view-dockers-2-piece-toilet-seat_p5140139

They're so used to being shat on now they're trying to turn a profit from it.

 

[DanWCE]

Bit like their premiership window, slammed shut.

 

[THE A5]

The screaming, banging on the door, and repeat fire questions are actually worse when you're trapped on the other side of the door in a small, echoey room.

Earphones bro

 

[THE A5]

https://www.bunnings.com.au/loo-with-a-view-dockers-2-piece-toilet-seat_p5140139

Only time it acceptable to s**t on the lid

 

[MrKK]

Pooping is very fun. It’s the one time of day no matter where I am that I cannot be disturbed.

So much this. Mrs KK thinks I have some kind of bowel condition due to the time I spend in there. Nup, just appreciating the very rare solitude.