Roast Sack Koch - Chairman of The Redeem Team

[MrMeaner]

The thing I like about that ‘hoodie’ pic is how out of proportion his head is to the rest of him

 

[Grave Danger]

Was that his arrest after he was caught scamming millions out of Port members to funnel to his crook mate kenninkley?

It's amazing how many stupid people fall for this scam. Not me though - I cancelled auto renewal after 2022, and then when Kock uttered the words "ask me again in August" I knew I'd dodged a bullet.

 

[Alyx]

 

[MrPlow]

KENNY HINKLEY - 245+ GAMES 0 FLAG 0 GF

The only other coaches to coach more games at one club are..

713 - Jock McHale (16 gf 7 prem)
634 - Kevin Sheedy (7 gf 4 prem)
415 - Dick Reynolds (12 gf 4 prem)
390 - Alistair Clarkson (5 gf 4 prem)
355 - David Parkin (5 gf 3 prem)
333 - Allan Jeans (3 gf 1 prem)
310 - Norm Smith (8 gf 6 prem)
307 - Damien Hardwick (3 gf 3 prem)
305 - Chris Scott (3 gf 2 prem)
304 - Reg Hickey (4 gf 3 prem)
302 - John Longmire (4 gf 1 prem)
299 - John Kennedy (5 gf 3 prem)
286 - Collingwood Malthouse (5 gf 1 prem)
281 - Perce Bentley (3 gf 2 prem)
281 - John Worsfold (2 gf 1 prem)
273 - Mark Williams (2 gf 1 prem)
272 - Phonse Kyne (6 gf 2 prem)
260 - Mark Thompson (3 gf 2 prem)
258 - Frank Hughes (6 gf 4 prem)
248 - Tom Hafey (5 gf 4 prem)
243 - Eagles Malthouse (3 gf 2 prem)

110 grand finals
60 premierships

Every single one of them won at least a flag and coached at least 2 grand finals for their long tenures.

Wait so Donuts is going to surpass Chocco…

 

[JimmyBC]

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He could be his son lol

 

[EskimoPAFC]

If even 10% of the rumours about David Koch are true its clear we are dealing with a criminal mastermind.

He is the Keyser Söze of Australia.

 

[tribey]

The fact it makes him so angry is the best part about it. Should start bringing big print outs of them to home games and plastering them on port road.

I don’t know why he can’t laugh it off, given the Richard Wilkins ones look and sound like he’s been swept up in Operation Rolf Savile.

 

[GremioPower]

I don’t know why he can’t laugh it off

He takes himself seriously.

 

[VineValerian]

I see he is a 10/1 chance to be Chairman of the AFL Board in today's rag.

Hell, if he just got a position on the Board he'd be gone from us at last.

Oh wait - then Cardone would weasel into the top job at Port????? FMD.

May as well just bring in Eddie McChins to run our club - as the Southern Parrots, playing in a magenta and green guernsey, out of Launceston

 

[Duck Farmer]

May as well just bring in Eddie McChins to run our club - as the Southern Parrots, playing in a magenta and green guernsey, out of Launceston

Tbh this doesn't sound like a bad alternative compared to 10 more years of Koch.

 

[Contested Marx]

I see he is a 10/1 chance to be Chairman of the AFL Board in today's rag.

Hell, if he just got a position on the Board he'd be gone from us at last.

Oh wait - then Cardone would weasel into the top job at Port????? FMD.

May as well just bring in Eddie McChins to run our club - as the Southern Parrots, playing in a magenta and green guernsey, out of Launceston

I would totally support a team in those colours with that mascot

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Every time I see Bruce Djite on TV, I think he would be a superb choice as Chairman.

 

[afl2004]

Every time I see Bruce Djite on TV, I think he would be a superb choice as Chairman.

No more shite with Djite

 

[sobrave]

No more shite with Djite

Gettin' djite with it

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

Gettin' djite with it

Welcome Bruce, Koch cut loose.

 

[Grave Danger]

There's an unpopularity poll up on the main board - early days, but our man has the lead...

Which current president do you dislike the most?

Haven't seen any topics about this before and since it's off season this seems like a good idea for a discussion topic. Opinions and results should be interesting especially after seeing the results of most disliked current coach.

www.bigfooty.com

 

[NoddyHolder]

There's an unpopularity poll up on the main board - early days, but our man has the lead...

Which current president do you dislike the most?

Haven't seen any topics about this before and since it's off season this seems like a good idea for a discussion topic. Opinions and results should be interesting especially after seeing the results of most disliked current coach.

www.bigfooty.com

There are only 3 others on that list who I know which club they represent. Celebrity presidents/chairmen don't work. Time for Koch to go

 

[PowerLil]

Can't stand John Olsen either but that dates back to his days as Premier.

 

[Capital Power]

There's an unpopularity poll up on the main board - early days, but our man has the lead...

Which current president do you dislike the most?

Haven't seen any topics about this before and since it's off season this seems like a good idea for a discussion topic. Opinions and results should be interesting especially after seeing the results of most disliked current coach.

www.bigfooty.com

Imagine a world where John Olsen isn't even the most despised person in his role ...

 

[Capital Power]

Kochie running at 36 votes out of 47 in an 18-horse race. Impressive.

 

[JimmyBC]

Kochie running at 36 votes out of 47 in an 18-horse race. Impressive.

Is this the first thing he's ever won?

 

[Duck Farmer]

Going at 75% against 17 others.

 

[NoddyHolder]

Is this the first thing he's ever won?

Didn't he have about thirty years of winning the most popular morning infomercial show on free to air telly?
How can that many stay at home mums and pensioners be wrong?

 

[Grave Danger]

Kochie running at 36 votes out of 47 in an 18-horse race. Impressive.

It's not just Port people either - I reckon there's more oppo supporters voted for Kochead than all the others combined.

Oily Olsen's only two votes have come from Port people.

 

[El_Scorcho]

John Olsen is a reprehensible, disgusting human being, the absolute worst of the prominent cancerous growths to come out of the Adelaide establishment, which is saying a lot.

That said I voted for Koch.